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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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black crew socks with illustrated drunk food quotes such as "where u at?" over a lipstick mark and "don't leave olivia ii" over a slice of pizza.
Drunk Food Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$10.00
Drunk Food Text
$10.00
If you've ever sent or received a drunk food text, you know they're a special kind of hilarious. And now, these texts have been immortalized on a pair of socks. The Drunk Food Text Socks come in crew length and feature an array of quotes like "don't leave Olivia II"...
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black crew socks with "enfant" knitted on the left sock and "terrible" on the right in purple for men and women.
Enfant Terrible
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Enfant Terrible
$14.00
Laugh in the face of fashion norms with these Enfant Terrible socks, featuring the words "enfant" on the left sock and "terrible" on the right. These crew-length socks, perfect for both men and women, are bold, funny, and just a little bit rebellious. Wear them with your favorite sneakers or...
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 black and gray knee high women's socks with stars and yellow 'goat' lettering.
Goat
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Goat
$12.00
Feel like the GOAT while putting on these stylish, bold, and resilient socks that feature the word 'GOAT', a goat's head, and a starburst pattern. The words 'Greatest of All Time' are displayed vertically on the side of each sock, making it very clear that these are not your average...
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hilarious black socks with red toes, heels, and a white graphic of takeout container with chopsticks and the text '{i can't cook}' on the leg; perfect for men who love to eat takeout
I Can't Cook
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
I Can't Cook
$9.00
Looking for funny socks to spice up your footwear game? Check out these "I Can't Cook" socks with bold red toes and heels and a hilarious white text that reads '{I CAN'T COOK}' on the leg. They'll bring a smile to your face every time you put them on, and...
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mens black crew socks with yellow stars, cartoon goat wearing party hat, "greatest of all time" text.
Goat
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Goat
$12.00
Brighten your feet with these sprightly sock stars - the G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time) socks. Gear up in these comfy crew-length socks, strut your stuff, and let the world know who's the real G.O.A.T. with the cartoonish yellow party hat-wearing goat. Get ready to bleat out loud with these...
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black crew socks with green and pink lettering that says “don't kale my vibe.”
Don't Kale My Vibe
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Don't Kale My Vibe
$8.00
You've kale-d it again! Unleash your inner veggie lover with our Don't Kale My Vibe socks. These crew-length socks are served in black, sprinkled with green and pink lettering, and tossed with a dash of fun. Spice up your world with the fresh produce style of these sassy socks!
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dance like a squirrel with a disco ball helmet in these knee-high women's socks. blue at the bottom, black at the top, with disco stars and lightning bolts.
Disco Nut!
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Disco Nut!
$15.00
The Disco Nut socks dance their way into your shoe drawer, ready to sprinkle a wild disco fever into your life. Picture this: a party-rocking squirrel sporting a shiny disco ball helmet, grooving away with his fabulous pink partner. These socks will make you want to shake your tail feather...
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black crew socks with colorful striped pattern and 'swing, swear, repeat' in rainbow lettering. made from cotton with cushioned sole. for men.
Swing Swear Repeat Active
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Swing Swear Repeat Active
$14.00
Swing, Swear, Repeat - Active Golfing Crew Socks for Men. These socks are black with a colorful striped pattern at the top and the words 'Swing, Swear, Repeat' in rainbow-colored letters. They're made of cotton and have a cushioned sole. You won't get a hole in one if you slice...
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pink floral socks with the text '{not the worst mom}'. crew length socks for women.
Not The Worst Mom
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
Not The Worst Mom
$9.00
A pair of fabulous floral socks in black with pink 'Not The Worst Mom' details. Moms know best so slip into these comfy crew socks this Mother's Day and show everyone you are a superwoman, even on days when you can't keep the flowers alive. Your feet will thank you!
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black men's crew socks with pattern of white rockets with toilet paper flames, stars and rainbows.
Having A Blast
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Having A Blast
$12.00
Crew Men's Rocket Ship Toilet Paper Socks: Blast off into a world of fun with our hilarious "Having a Blast" socks! Featuring a pattern of black rockets with toilet paper flames, stars, and rainbows, these socks will have you soaring through the cosmos with laughter. Just remember to hold on...
socks that are black and have a pattern of dinosaurs in space. the dinosaurs are green and there are stars and planets in the background.
Kicking Astroids
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Kicking Astroids
$12.00
Buckle up for a galactic adventure with our "Kicking Astroids" socks! Imagine trekking the cosmos on the feet of dinosaurs where prehistoric cool meets interstellar flair on a canvas of crew length comfort. Perfect for the space enthusiast or anyone who insists their style should be anything but extinct. Got...
black socks with repeating pattern of text "no bs" in yellow letters. for men and women.
No BS
Crew Face MaskSocksmith
$14.00
No BS
$14.00
They may be called "No BS", but these snazzy black socks are anything but boring! With a bold, repeating pattern of the text "NO BS" in bright yellow letters, these socks are sure to make a statement wherever you go. Perfect for the sassy individual who isn't afraid to show...
black and white daddy gym socks with white stripes, designed for men and women. perfect for showing off your dad swag.
Daddy Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Daddy Gym
$14.00
You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
black crew socks for men and women feature white toes and heels, yellow stripe with sounds like bullshit to me text.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$14.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
black crew socks with white ribbed top, toe, and heel. white lettering on the front reads i give the best blow jobs.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
black crew socks with atomic design, yellow nucleus and red electron pattern.
Lemme Atom
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Lemme Atom
$12.00
Who needs a nuclear reactor when you can rock these atomic socks? These stylish socks feature a repeating pattern of atoms with yellow nuclei and red electrons. The green toe and heel add a pop of color to these fun and educational socks. Perfect for the science enthusiast in your...
black crew socks with white and orange stripes. "nobody cares" is knitted in white letters on the front. funny socks for men and women.
Nobody Cares Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Nobody Cares Gym
$14.00
Sock it to 'em with these hilarious and edgy Nobody Cares Gym socks! These black crew socks feature a bold white stripe and eye-catching orange stripe, along with the words 'Nobody Cares' emblazoned across the front in a no-nonsense all-caps font. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of sarcasm...
blue, black, and white crew socks with “are you drunk? ..yes or no” printed on the foot.
Are You Drunk?
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Are You Drunk?
$14.00
Test your levels of sobriety by simply checking off the correct box! Well, this certainly isn't going to plan. Show off your drunken sense of humor with these silly socks. Each cool pair of black and green crew socks features the question "Are you drunk?" with check boxes beneath it....
black bike-squatch cycling crew socks w/ sasquatch riding bicycle
Bike-Squatch
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Bike-Squatch
$14.00
Bike-Squatch socks are a guaranteed head-turner, featuring a pattern of multicolored bicycles and a large image of a brown Sasquatch riding a bicycle on a black background. It's like an inspirational meme you can wear on your feet! These socks are for the man who loves the wild and the...
black women's crew socks, halloween-themed, with white skeleton yoga poses.
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$9.00 $10.00
Skeleton Yoga
$9.00 $10.00
Ever heard of the saying 'dead men tell no tales'? Well, that couldn't be further from the truth if they were wearing these socks! Who needs a yoga instructor when you have a skeleton in a crow pose or downward-facing dog? With these Skeleton Yoga socks, the living dead will...
these black and green crew socks for men and women feature the text, "i'm not for everyone".
I'm Not For Everyone
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Not For Everyone
$14.00
Sassy socks for those that can handle them. These black socks with bold green and white stripes and the statement "I'm Not For Everyone" let the world know you don't care what they think. They're perfect for days when you want to stand out or for when you want to...
mens black and green alien face area 51 bamboo crew socks
Area 51 Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Area 51 Bamboo
$14.00
Your feet will be buzzing about these alien socks. They're out of this world with their green alien faces on a black background. If you're looking to make contact without leaving Earth, pull on a pair of these wild wonders. Crafted from one of nature's most resourceful plants, these socks...
mens crew socks - black - i'd hit that - cartoon pi??atas wearing party hats
I'd Hit That
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
I'd Hit That
$11.00
Who says pi??atas are just for kids? These I'd Hit That novelty crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon pi??atas wearing party hats. Multi-colored pi??atas with candy and the words 'I'd hit that' on them will make you the life of the party. More importantly, you'll have an excuse to...
black crew socks with colorful ufo scene and "they're here!" lettering; a humorous pick for sci-fi fans.
They're Here
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
They're Here
$14.00
If socks could beam you up to another galaxy, they'd be these. These They're Here! socks come with an out-of-this-world bright and colorful UFO scene. Perfect for sci-fi enthusiasts with feet!
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
 black socks with green and purple wizard lizard. crew length socks featuring a lizard in a purple robe and a green hat.
Wizard Lizard
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Wizard Lizard
$14.00
Who needs wizards when you can don a pair of these Wizard Lizard socks? These mystical socks feature a legendary and powerful lizard wizard conjuring green bolts of magic. Whether you're saving the world or just hanging out with pals, these socks will have you feeling magical. Plus, they're made...
mens crew socks in black with red stripe and gray heel/toe. 'whiskey helps' label with picture of 2 whiskey glasses.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
black crew socks with a pattern of middle fingers in various shades of brown.
Middle Finger Update
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger Update
$14.00
Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
 black crew socks with cartoon cat in space design, pink toes and heels.
Space Cats
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Space Cats
$11.00
Space Cats socks are out of this world! Blast off with these funky space explorers. The intergalactic kitty crew features cool cats rockin' shades, rainbow tails streaming behind them, making a purrfect cosmic adventure. Get these Crew socks with black background, pink toes and heels, and join the space cats...
crew socks featuring halloween pattern of white skeleton yoga poses outlined in orange with purple toes, heels, and cuffs.
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$11.05 $13.00
Skeleton Yoga
$11.05 $13.00
Skeletons love yoga too! Black socks with a pattern of white skeletons doing yoga poses. The skeletons are outlined in orange and the toes, heels and cuffs are purple. These socks are perfect for anyone who loves Halloween and wants to add a little fun to their outfit. Who knew...
black crew socks with red horned and pitchforked cartoon deviled egg pattern. perfect for men with a taste for the devilishly eggy.
Deviled Eggs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Deviled Eggs
$12.00
Prepare to be egged-cited when you slip into these devilishly delightful socks! Featuring a pattern of cartoonish deviled eggs with red horns, pitchforks, and mischievous smiles, these black crew socks are sure to add a touch of fun to your wardrobe. Perfect for the devilish egg-thusiast in your life or...
women's stay out of my bubble crew socks. sassy bubble pattern with 'stay out of my bubble' text. great for adding sass to your sock game.
Stay Out Of My Bubble
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Stay Out Of My Bubble
$10.00
Step aside, boring socks! Stay Out Of My Bubble socks are here to add some sass to your sock game. These crew socks for women feature a black base with a bubble pattern and the phrase 'STAY OUT OF MY BUBBLE' boldly printed in yellow. Perfect for those days when...
womens crew socks themed with yellow emoji faces and red blue pills on a black background.
Happy Pills
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Happy Pills
$10.00
Feelin' blue? Take the Red Pill, not the Blue Pill! These vibrant black socks are covered in a bunch of cheery, fun yellow emoji faces and red and blue pills. Put them on and join the Feelgood Crew!
black and red crew socks with a pattern of corkscrews and corks provide a stylish wink to your favorite beverage.
Relax Even Wine Has To Breathe
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Relax Even Wine Has To Breathe
$10.00
Relax and pour yourself a glass of your favorite red. Put your feet up and slip into these comfy crew socks with red accents and a pattern of corkscrews and corks on a field of black. Show em' off the next time you uncork a bottle and let that wine...
black crew socks for women with an allover pattern of cartoon cats with taco shells for bodies.
Cat Taco
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Taco
$10.00
Who says socks can't be the cat's meow? Strut your stuff in these purr-fectly delicious Cat Taco socks. Featuring an allover print of cartoon kitties with taco bodies, these crew socks for women will have you feline fierce and craving some tacos. With their vibrant colors and playful design, these...
black and gray crew socks with beer bottle pattern and "check out my six pack" text
Check Out My Six Pack
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Check Out My Six Pack
$14.00
Hey craft beer fanatics! Get your paws on our Check Out My Six Pack socks! Let's raise a toast to these comfy black crew socks featuring a gray toe and heel, showcasing a fun pattern of frosty beer bottles. These bad boys will make you the life of the party...
 men's crew socks with cartoon gladiators battling sharks design. black.
Are You Not Entertained?
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Are You Not Entertained?
$14.00
Are You Not Entertained? asks the cartoon gladiator as he battles a shark on these men's crew socks. Take a bite out of boring feet with this action-packed pair. Slip these jawsome socks on and become a champion of sock-dom. Feel the power with every step.
gray crew socks with a pattern of black ninjas in various poses, throwing stars, swinging swords, and jumping.
Ninjas
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Ninjas
$14.00
Master your skills and become a true man of the shadows! This pair of gray and black men's crew socks will have you moving in full on stealth mode. Each pair features and all over print of ninjas fighting with different weapons. They won't see you coming!
black crew socks featuring a green pattern of marijuana leaves and a green iguana in a sombrero. cannabis theme.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
black crew socks with "hoop there it is" in orange and white.
Hoop There It Is
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Hoop There It Is
$14.00
They say ball is life, but did you know there's an entire world of baller sock swag just waiting to up your game? Picture this: a pair of black crew socks with "HOOP THERE IT IS" emblazoned in orange and white across the toes, complete with an arrow pointing right...
black crew socks with a grey cat wearing a red cape and shooting a rainbow laser beam from its eyes with the words "secret powers" written above the cat.
Secret Powers
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Secret Powers
$14.00
Unleash your secret powers with these extraordinary socks! Picture this: a black canvas graced with a determined grey cat sporting a majestic red cape. As its piercing eyes shoot a rainbow laser beam, you'll feel invincible! The words "Secret Powers" emblazoned in bold yellow and red above the cat serve...
christmas gift women's novelty socks, one gray sock with the word "nice" and one black sock with the word "naughty" with green trim.
Naughty and Nice
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Naughty and Nice
$8.00
The naughty and nice crew socks are the perfect gift for the person who has everything. They will make everyone smile with their festive holiday vibes, and with their bold font, bright colors, and contrasting black and gray you are sure to be on someone
women's crew socks in black with hot pink polka dots and 'i can't adult today' text on the leg.
I Can't Adult Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
I Can't Adult Today
$8.00
Life can sometimes be just a bit too much. Gone are the days of childhood laughter and not having to worry about work. We're taking a day off! These funny socks will have you quitting adulthood - at least for the day. Each pair of black and pink socks features...
black crew socks with a pattern of a cat wearing a hat, striped shirt and sitting next to a designer handbag
Fashion Cat
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Fashion Cat
$9.00
Get ready to strut your stuff with these purr-fectly stylish crew socks for women! Our feline fashionista cat is here to steal the spotlight, flaunting a wide-brimmed hat, a striped shirt, and a designer handbag that's the cat's meow. Slip into these socks and let your feet do the talking...
novelty socks for parents, black with brown trim, text "call of doody," skid mark graphic, crew length, suitable for men.
Call of Doody
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Call of Doody
$14.00
The Call of Doody socks are a must-have for parents who have a sense of humor about the realities of parenting. These eye-catching black socks with brown trim feature a hilarious graphic of a pair of white underpants with a brown skid mark and the text "Call of Doody." Whether...
black crew socks with yellow and orange emoji pattern.
Happy Pills
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Happy Pills
$13.00
Brighten your wardrobe and step into a world of pure joy with our Happy Pills ankle socks! These funky and vibrant socks are designed to bring laughter to your feet and a smile to your face. Featuring cheerful yellow and orange emojis such as smiley faces, hearts, stars, and pills,...
black crew length dog-themed socks with paw prints and "dog hair don't care" in bright letters
Dog Hair Don't Care
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Dog Hair Don't Care
$8.00
You can now proudly show off your love for dogs with these "Dog Hair Don't Care" socks, featuring bright paw prints and adorable dog silhouettes. These socks will make you grin from ear to ear because they have a simple black background with the words "DOG HAIR DON'T CARE" printed...
black knee high socks for women with a fun sushi pattern in cartoon style.
Sushi Party
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Sushi Party
$15.00
Sushi Party Knee High Socks for Women: Who says socks have to be boring? Get ready to shake things up with our Sushi Party knee high socks. These black socks are covered in a cartoonish sushi pattern that's sure to make you smile. Nigiri, maki, and sashimi - they're all...