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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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white crew socks with a repeating pattern of red roses and blue flowers. text on each sock reads "i fucking love swearing."
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
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black crew socks for men and women feature white toes and heels, yellow stripe with sounds like bullshit to me text.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$14.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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floral and music theme womens crew socks with cats giving the middle finger.
Fuck Off Kitty Cat
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Fuck Off Kitty Cat
$10.00
Looking for a pair of socks that will put the "fun" in dysfunctional? Our Fuck Off Kitty Cat Womens Crew Socks have you covered! These pink and blue floral socks feature an adorable, yet sassy cat with its paw raised and the middle finger proudly extended. With birds and musical...
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white crew socks with green cuff, potted plant pattern, and "fuck people, i prefer plants" text.
I Prefer Plants
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Prefer Plants
$10.00
Get ready to add a touch of green to your everyday wardrobe with our "I Prefer Plants" socks! Picture this: white socks with a vibrant green cuff and a cheerful pattern of potted plants adorned all over. As if that wasn't enough, these socks make a bold statement with the...
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black crew socks with white ribbed top, toe, and heel. white lettering on the front reads i give the best blow jobs.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
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women's crew socks in gray and black have a repeating pattern of an orange fox's face with the words 'zero fox given' underneath.
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Zero Fox Given
$10.00
Got nothing to wear and need a quick pick-me-up? Throw on these Zero Fox Given socks and start your day with a laugh. These socks feature an adorable orange fox face with the words 'ZERO FOX GIVEN' underneath. Made for women with a crew length, these gray socks with black...
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blue crew socks with black and white stripes at top, black heel and toe. "be kind to animals or i'll kill you" written on front in black and white lettering.
Be Kind To Animals Or I'll Kill You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Be Kind To Animals Or I'll Kill You
$14.00
Animal lovers, unite! These sassy socks are the perfect way to show your support for our furry, finned, and feathered friends. The bold message, "BE KIND TO ANIMALS OR I'LL KILL YOU," is sure to turn heads and start conversations wherever you go. Made with soft, high-quality cotton, these socks...
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mens blue crew socks featuring cartoon honey badgers with raised middle finger, bees, beehives.
Honey Badger
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Honey Badger
$13.00
Honey Badger: Socks with Attitude These blue crew socks are covered in a pattern of cartoon honey badgers giving the finger. They're perfect for the badass dude who doesn't take any guff from anyone, not even bees. And with bees and beehives also in the pattern, you can show your...
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gray crew socks with pink flamingo design wearing sunglasses and floating on inner tube. text on socks reads "don't flock with me today."
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
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knee high womens casual light blue honey badger themed wild cartoon fun socks : black, white, blue, and gold bees
Honey Badger
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Honey Badger
$14.00
Raise your middle leg and your style, not just a fist, to the online and real life hatas with these Knee High mid calf length light blue Honey badger novelty fun animal themed pair of casual womens' novelty wild Honey badger novelty fun animal themed wild animal themed wild cartoon...
 gray crew socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs featuring an orange fox with black eyes and nose. zero fox given xl mens socks.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
burgundy and yellow striped crew socks with red accents saying "big dick energy."
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
brown crew socks for men featuring cartoonish poop characters saying "hey!" and "shit happens".
Hey! Shit Happens
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Hey! Shit Happens
$14.00
Life can't be all rainbows and butterflies. Sometimes things go wrong and there is nothing wrong with being a realist! This pair of gray and tan crew socks will show you keep things real. Each sock features a smiling pile of poo saying "Hey!" with the word "happens" beneath him....
rosie the riveter knee-high socks with blue stripe and red, white, and blue pattern. nasty word on shirt, flexing muscles with fist raised.
Nasty Rosie
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Nasty Rosie
$14.00
Hey sock fanatics! Gear up for a patriotic fashion statement with our "Nasty Rosie" knee-highs. These white socks rock a blue stripe up top and a red, white, and blue striped pattern down below. Picture this: Rosie the Riveter, the iconic feminist symbol, graces each sock. She's got a blue...
  mens crew socks, brown with xl light and dark brown middle finger pattern.
Middle Finger XL
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger XL
$14.00
Socks with Attitude! 🤟Strut your stuff in these comfy crew-length socks flaunting an XL pattern of brown middle fingers. They're guaranteed to make a bold statement, just like you. So raise your middle finger to boredom and grab a pair today! #SockItToTheMan #FlipTheBirdInStyle
 light blue crew socks with blue waves, starfish and seashells, and tan shore printed on fabric. caption "100% that beach."
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
butts in the dark - pink with black stripes & toes/heels - crew socks - funny socks for men & women
Butts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Butts
$14.00
Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
blue crew socks feature smug orange cat sitting on the toilet with, "the cat is an asshole" text. funny cat gift socks.
The Cat
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
The Cat
$11.00
Have a cat-tastrophe with a "The Cat is an Asshole" sock! This blue pair features an orange cat with a smug grimace chilling on the bog, proving once and for all the age-old question. A hilarious gift for the cat or bathroom lover in your life. Wear them around the...
black crew socks with a pattern of middle fingers in various shades of brown.
Middle Finger Update
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger Update
$14.00
Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
mens mother trucker fun gray crew socks with image of red trucks with word mother in white.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
  blue women's crew socks with cartoon dogs and flowers; the words 'not your bitch' on the ankle.
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog socks are like a walk in the park on a sunny day. Blue socks bloom with white and yellow flowers and yellow and orange butterflies while a brown and white cartoon pup on each foot reminds you that you're your own best friend. Show off...
blue crew socks with a smiling poop emoji, text that says "it happens!", and black flies.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Poop Happens
$10.00
Poop Happens: Crew socks for women featuring a brown smiling poop emoji with the text "It happens!" and black flies buzzing around. These silly socks are made to remind you that even the stinkiest situations can be funny.
white crew socks with blue toes and heel and a yellow heel tab. text on socks says "fuck you you fucking fuck" in block font.
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
$13.00
Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
sassy unisex socks with multi-colored "fuck you" text on a white background; blue toes, heels, and crew length; for men and women.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
blue crew socks with an orange and white fox running and the text zero fox given
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Zero Fox Given
$14.00
Ready to let your feet do the talking and walk on the wild side? Slide into our "Zero Fox Given" socks, where it's all about sass and laughs. Picture this: a cheeky fox sprinting across your toes, broadcasting your mood without saying a word. These aren't just socks; they're a...
purple crew socks with cloud, lightning bolt patterns, and swear word embroideries for women.
I Swear
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
I Swear
$10.00
Zap! Bam! Darn! Put on a pair of I Swear socks and watch as your friends gasp, your enemies tremble, and the heavens weep with laughter. These socks ain't just for swearin' ” they're for darlin', goshin', and frickin' your way through life with rainbow-colored thunderbolts and a heaping helping...
red "100% that bitch" crew socks - women's xl
100% That Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
100% That Bitch
$14.00
Unleash Your Inner Sass with the "100% That Bitch" Socks: Put on your sass pants and step into the spotlight with our "100% That Bitch" socks. These vibrant red socks are emblazoned with a bold statement in black and yellow, leaving no doubt about your fierce attitude. "100% That Bitch"...
dark blue womens crew socks featuring pink bow-wearing dog image.
Fancy Bitch
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Fancy Bitch
$8.00
Strut your stuff in these Fancy Bitch crew socks! These dark blue socks feature a pink bow-wearing dood ready to add a touch of elegance to your step. Show off your love for dogs and make a splash wherever you go with these fun and fashionable socks.
mens blue crew socks with "part time master baiter" text and fish graphic design - fishing theme
Part Time Master Baiter
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Part Time Master Baiter
$14.00
Part Time Master Baiter socks: Step up your fishing game and catch everyone's attention with these hilarious crew socks. Featuring the words "Part Time Master Baiter" and a fish, these socks are sure to get a few chuckles. Who knew being a master baiter could be so fun? You'll be...
gray crew socks with pink teacups and "calm the hell down" text. perfect for sassy women who love tea.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
bad ass magic crew socks for men and women feature a unicorn in front of a rainbow and the phrase "bad ass" printed on the sides.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Magic
$15.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
white, red, and black crew socks with "fuck my socks off" text.
Fuck My Socks Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck My Socks Off
$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
white socks with red text that says "fuck you". crew length. made for men and women.
Fuck You Bag
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You Bag
$13.00
Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
black crew socks with multicolored flowers and the bold statement "i'm a delicate fucking flower."
Delicate Flower
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Delicate Flower
$12.00
Be the delicate fucking flower you were meant to be in our colorful Floral Crew socks. These socks feature an edgy twist with the words "I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower" stitched boldly on the sides. They're the perfect reminder that even the most delicate of creatures can be strong and...
gray crew socks with a pattern of pink flamingos wearing sunglasses and "don't flock with me today" text bubble.
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
pink and black crew socks with "bad ass" embroidered above a cat graphic showing it derriere.
Bad Ass Cat
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Bad Ass Cat
$11.00
Clad in bold pink and black, these socks feature a daring "Bad Ass" embroidery that sits just above a frisky feline flaunting its feline behind. Ideal for those who like their fashion statements as playful as a cat with a laser pointer, these socks are not just accessories—they're conversation starters....
mens funny crew socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Poop Happens
$11.00
Poop Happens Novelty Socks: Dive into a world of whimsical comfort with our Poop Happens socks! These gray socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies are like a lighthearted reminder that even life's messy moments can be amusing. Rock them casually or brighten up formal wear.
crew socks with "fuck your diet" and cartoon food images.
Fuck Your Diet
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck Your Diet
$13.00
Ditch that diet plan and treat your feet to our "Fuck Your Diet" socks! Featuring a delicious design of pizza, hamburgers, chicken legs, and bones, these socks will make your taste buds and feet happy. From pizza parties to burger binges, these socks are the perfect way to celebrate your...
white striped crew socks with an extra large black "bitch" logo, womens.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
alt text:  black crew socks with pink text declare "hbic...head bitch in charge."
Head Bitch In Charge
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Head Bitch In Charge
$10.00
Style meets humor and power in these Head Bitch In Charge crew socks. Featuring a bold design and vibrant pink text, these black socks declare your authority with playful audacity. Step into a pair of these HBIC socks and strut your stuff like a boss. Caution: Wearing these socks may...
women's crew socks with words 'why? because fuck you that's why' in neon blue, pink, and yellow.
Fuck You That’s Why
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck You That’s Why
$12.00
You're strolling down the street with serious swag, but your socks are making a laughingstock of you? Don't let your footwear be the punchline! Slip on these 'Fuck You That's Why' black socks with hot pink toes, heels, and soles. They let everyone know that you don't care what they...
black crew socks with white and orange text that reads "sorry...go f*ck yourself".
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
$13.00
Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
gray floral crew socks with wtf in bold white letters.
WTF
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
WTF
$11.00
Looking for socks that say it all without saying a word? Look no further than our sassy WTF crew socks. With their gray floral pattern and bold white lettering, these socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your everyday look. Whether you're rocking...
men's and women's funny crew socks with eye pattern and "don't be a prick" wording
Don't Be A Prick
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Don't Be A Prick
$12.00
These sweet socks star a pattern of eyes staring right back at you along with the words, "Don't Be A Prick," letting the whole world know exactly how you feel about them. Forget about those boring socks and rock these blue beauties instead.
blue crew socks with a cartoon man holding alcohol and the text "alcohol because fuck feelings."
Alcohol
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Alcohol
$12.00
These novelty socks feature a cartoon man holding a bottle of alcohol with the text "Alcohol...Because fuck feelings." These crew socks are made for women and bring a touch of humor to your feet. Perfect for a night out or a casual day, these socks are sure to get a...
black nasty rosie crew socks feature rosie the riveter giving the middle finger, made for women.
Black Nasty Rosie
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Black Nasty Rosie
$10.00
Exhibit fierce feminist vibes with our Black Nasty Rosie socks! Rosie's iconic middle finger salute becomes a powerful statement on these classic crew socks, infused with unstoppable girl power energy!
blue crew socks featuring "too old for this shit" above a grumpy cupcake with lit candle and sprinkles.
Crappy Birthday
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Crappy Birthday
$14.00
Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.