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Spoiler Alert There Are Assholes Everywhere Crew Socks

by: Blue Q
$10.99
Quick Details:
  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Material: 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.
  • Also available inMen's Sizes
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Spoiler Alert...There Are Assholes Everywhere

Not everyone in this world is kind. Some people are quite literally the opposite and it is best we are all aware of it. Spoiler alert! These cool brown crew socks feature a print of cartoon faces with the word “Asshole” above or below them. Make sure everyone knows that assholes are everywhere!

Details:
  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Words: "Spoiler Alert...There Are Assholes Everywhere"
  • Material: 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.
  • UPC: 092657026502
  • Also available inMen's Sizes
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JK
09/02/2020
Jihan K.
United States United States
Excellent!!!

Sockologie has great prices and they shipped my order very quickly. Their selection is better than most places who carry novelty socks. Will order again.

LB
08/13/2020
Linda B.
United States United States
I love my socks.

They are my go to socks! I gave a pair to a friend because she loved the last pair I gave her and she had worn them out. I will be buying more in the future.

CA
02/12/2020
Carol A.
United States United States
Fabulous socks

I bought these for one of my worker friends after she told me there are so many nasty people she dealt with daily. She absolutely loves these socks, and I do too.

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