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Spoiler Alert There Are Assholes Everywhere Crew Socks

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  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Material: 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.
  • Also available inMen's Sizes
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Not everyone in this world is kind. Some people are quite literally the opposite and it is best we are all aware of it. Spoiler alert! These cool brown crew socks feature a print of cartoon faces with the word Asshole above or below them. Make sure everyone knows that assholes are everywhere!

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  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Material: 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.
  • UPC: 092657026502
  • Also available inMen's Sizes
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02/12/2020
Carol A.
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Fabulous socks

I bought these for one of my worker friends after she told me there are so many nasty people she dealt with daily. She absolutely loves these socks, and I do too.

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