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Faster shipping methods are available if preferred.
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Spoiler Alert...There Are Assholes Everywhere
Not everyone in this world is kind. Some people are quite literally the opposite and it is best we are all aware of it. Spoiler alert! These cool brown crew socks feature a print of cartoon faces with the word Asshole above or below them. Make sure everyone knows that assholes are everywhere!
Sockologie has great prices and they shipped my order very quickly. Their selection is better than most places who carry novelty socks. Will order again.
They are my go to socks! I gave a pair to a friend because she loved the last pair I gave her and she had worn them out. I will be buying more in the future.
I bought these for one of my worker friends after she told me there are so many nasty people she dealt with daily. She absolutely loves these socks, and I do too.