Dieting Socks

Dieting Socks

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Unfiltered, funny, and deeply relatable, this collection of crew socks for men and women leans into the real relationship people have with fitness, food, and motivation. Sassy word-based graphics cover everything from junk food loyalty to gym-skipping justifications, with XL sizing available. A perfect gift for anyone who keeps it honest about the cookies and feels no shame about it.

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  • It All Hurts And I'm Dying

    It All Hurts And I'm Dying

    It All Hurts And I'm Dying

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Boss Mode

    Boss Mode

    Boss Mode

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • I'm In No Shape To Exercise

    I'm In No Shape To Exercise

    I'm In No Shape To Exercise

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Baller

    Baller

    Baller

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Iconic

    Iconic

    Iconic

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Featured

    I'm Too Old For This Shit

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Officially declare your retirement from nonsense. (Socks included.)

    $15
  • Cardio? I Thought You Said Oreo

    Cardio? I Thought You Said Oreo

    Cardio? I Thought You Said Oreo

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Bad Ass With A Good Ass

    Bad Ass With A Good Ass

    Bad Ass With A Good Ass

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14