Adult Humor Novelty Socks

Women's

Adult Humor Novelty Socks

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Sometimes the best humor is the kind that makes people do a double-take. Our inappropriate socks collection is packed with bold, cheeky designs that aren't afraid to say what everyone's thinking. Perfect for women who'd rather laugh at life's awkwardness than pretend it doesn't exist.
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  • 00 Fucks Given

    00 Fucks Given

    00 Fucks Given

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Deez Nuts

    Deez Nuts

    Deez Nuts

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Bad Ass

    Bad Ass

    Bad Ass

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $15
  • I Love To Fart

    I Love To Fart

    I Love To Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Popular

    Honey Badger

    Women's Knee High Socks

    These socks are as sweet as honey and twice as sassy.

    $14
  • Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • I'd Fuck Me

    I'd Fuck Me

    I'd Fuck Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Conversation starts at the ankle

    Good manners are overrated when the socks say what you mean.

    Some collections are built for blending in. This one leans the other way, with women’s novelty socks that know how to keep a straight face while the rest of the outfit does the talking. The humor is in the timing: a flash of color under tailored trousers, a pair of crew socks peeking out with a skirt, or ankle socks that make an ordinary errand feel a little more deliberate. It is a light kind of irreverence, the sort that works just as well on a weekday as it does in a stack of gift ideas waiting for someone with a sharper sense of style.

    There is a reason fun socks like these keep finding their way into drawers and stockings and office swaps. They give everyday dressing a small twist without asking for much in return. Some are bold, some are sly, and all of them bring a little personality to the moment you sit, cross your legs, or kick your shoes off at the end of the day. For anyone who likes their women’s socks with a bit of attitude, this collection keeps things playful, wearable, and just off-center enough to notice.

  • Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Fuck You

    Fuck You

    Fuck You

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
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    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Your feet will thank you (and maybe your dog will too).

    $15
  • I Shit Glitter

    I Shit Glitter

    I Shit Glitter

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Butts

    Butts

    Butts

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Bitch Please

    Bitch Please

    Bitch Please

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Delicate Flower

    Delicate Flower

    Delicate Flower

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Fancy Bitch

    Fancy Bitch

    Fancy Bitch

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • I Prefer Plants

    I Prefer Plants

    I Prefer Plants

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • 100% That Beach

    100% That Beach

    100% That Beach

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Popular

    It's Ok to Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Toot sweet! These socks are the perfect blend of comfort and hilarious honesty.

    $15
  • Don't Be A Dick

    Don't Be A Dick

    Don't Be A Dick

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Shut The Fuck Up Cakes

    Shut The Fuck Up Cakes

    Shut The Fuck Up Cakes

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Customer reviews

    What our customers are saying

    The fabric feels high quality, and you'll get some high quality karma from letting the world know that it is, indeed, ok to fart.

    ★★★★★
    Kathleen Verified buyer It's Ok to Fart

    Great quality of socks. Gave these as a present and they were amazing. Everyone loves them! Would highly recommend to anyone!

    ★★★★★
    William Verified buyer Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    All of my socks fit my personality! That's what I love most about these socks!

    ★★★★★
    Michelle Verified buyer I Prefer Plants
  • Poop Happens

    Poop Happens

    Poop Happens

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Take No Shit

    Take No Shit

    Take No Shit

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • I Love Swearing

    I Love Swearing

    I Love Swearing

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Fuck You That’s Why

    Fuck You That’s Why

    Fuck You That’s Why

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • I Don't Have An Attitude Problem

    I Don't Have An Attitude Problem

    I Don't Have An Attitude Problem

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Popular

    Fuck Off Kitty Cat

    Women's Crew Socks

    Warning: May spontaneously cause uncontrollable giggling (and possibly a few raised eyebrows).

    $10
  • Fuck You Bag

    Fuck You Bag

    Fuck You Bag

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog

    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog

    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Big Dick Energy

    Big Dick Energy

    Big Dick Energy

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15