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Unisex Crew Socks
- S/M Size: Womens Shoe Size 6-10.5/Mens Shoe Size 5-9
- L/XL Size: Womens Shoe Size 10+/Mens Shoe Size 9-14
- Material: 74% Cotton, 11% Nylon, 11% Polyester, 3% Rubber, 1% Spandex
- by: Socksmith
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Some socks whisper. These crew socks make their point in bold, unmistakable lettering. Built for men and women who like their humor with a sharp edge, they bring a little underground attitude to an everyday essential. The graphic look has a vintage streetwear feel, the kind that makes people do a double take before they laugh, grin, or look away. Either way, the message lands.
As unisex crew socks, they work well with sneakers, boots, cuffed jeans, or anything that could use a little rebellion at the ankle. The design does the talking, so the rest of the outfit can stay simple or lean fully into the joke. They have the kind of presence that turns a basic wardrobe staple into a memorable detail, without trying too hard.
For anyone who appreciates a little bite in their accessories, these socks make an easy gift. They are funny, brash, and oddly practical, which is a rare combination. Perfect for birthdays, office white-elephant chaos, or the friend who never misses an opportunity to say exactly what they mean.
- S/M Size: Womens Shoe Size 6-10.5/Mens Shoe Size 5-9
- Material: 74% Cotton, 11% Nylon, 11% Polyester, 3% Rubber, 1% Spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 848292051467 S/M
- L/XL Size: Womens Shoe Size 10+/Mens Shoe Size 9-14
- Material: 72% Cotton, 12% Nylon, 11% Polyester, 4% Rubber, 1% Spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 848292051474 L/XL
