I'd Fuck Me
Unisex Crew Socks
- Black Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- White Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- by: Gumball Poodle
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These unisex crew socks make their point fast, with a bold message front and center and a clean athletic look that keeps the whole thing sharp rather than sloppy. The contrast stripes, cushioned dark heel and toe, and snug crew height give them the feel of classic sportswear with a very unclassic sense of humor.
They work well as a punchline peeking out from jeans, as a loud finishing touch with shorts, or as the kind of office-adjacent rebellion that shows up only when you cross your legs. The knit keeps the graphic readable, while the crew length gives enough room for the design to breathe. If someone in your life appreciates a rude joke, a direct compliment, or both, these socks are an easy win.
- Black Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810429023234 Black
- White Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810429023043 White
