Socks With Sayings On Them

Socks With Sayings On Them

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Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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  • 00 Fucks Given

    00 Fucks Given

    00 Fucks Given

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • My Dog and I Talk Shit About You

    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You

    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Deez Nuts

    Deez Nuts

    Deez Nuts

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Big Dill

    Big Dill

    Big Dill

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Bad Ass

    Bad Ass

    Bad Ass

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $15
  • New

    Better Late Than Ugly

    Women's Crew Socks

    Perfection takes time. Let your ankles do the apologizing.

    $15
  • The Dogtor Is In

    The Dogtor Is In

    The Dogtor Is In

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • I Love To Fart

    I Love To Fart

    I Love To Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Words that belong on crew socks

    The best punchline is the one you can wear quietly.

    Some mornings call for a little more directness than the average outfit provides. Socks with sayings on them give you that without turning the whole day into a performance. In this collection, crew socks and knee-high socks carry everything from dry sarcasm to blunt honesty to lighter, more playful lines that read like a private joke made public. The effect is straightforward and smart, which is why these novelty socks tend to work so well as gift ideas.

    What makes this assortment feel especially useful is its range of tone. A sharp phrase can land differently than a silly one, and a wry one can sit somewhere between the two, which means there is something here for different moods and different kinds of humor. These are the socks people notice when they are sitting across from you, waiting at a checkout line, or catching a glimpse as you cross a room. They do the talking before you have to, and sometimes that is exactly the point. For anyone who likes their style to include a little commentary, these fun socks make the message legible in a very low-effort way.

  • Cool Beans

    Cool Beans

    Cool Beans

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Fuck Off Kitty Cat

    Fuck Off Kitty Cat

    Fuck Off Kitty Cat

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Wanderer

    Wanderer

    Wanderer

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Keeping it Reel

    Keeping it Reel

    Keeping it Reel

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Popular

    Wanderer

    Women's Crew Socks

    Get lost in comfort. These socks are your perfect travel companions.

    $10
  • Just Dill With It

    Just Dill With It

    Just Dill With It

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Dill With It

    Dill With It

    Dill With It

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Zero Fox Given

    Zero Fox Given

    Zero Fox Given

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Let's Par-Tee

    Let's Par-Tee

    Let's Par-Tee

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Zero Fox Given XL

    Zero Fox Given XL

    Zero Fox Given XL

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • The Dogtor Is In

    The Dogtor Is In

    The Dogtor Is In

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • New

    Tennis Legend

    Men's Crew Socks

    Bold block letters and bright stripes bring the vintage country club vibes.

    $15
  • Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Customer reviews

    What our customers are saying

    The fabric feels high quality, and you'll get some high quality karma from letting the world know that it is, indeed, ok to fart.

    ★★★★★
    Kathleen Verified buyer It's Ok to Fart

    Good quality and unique socks for a great price. Love them!!

    ★★★★★
    George Verified buyer T-Rex

    Horse socks were a gift for a horse lover. She loved these cute socks.

    ★★★★★
    Ila Verified buyer Hold Your Horses
  • The G.O.A.T.

    The G.O.A.T.

    The G.O.A.T.

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • T-Rex

    T-Rex

    T-Rex

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • My Cat Says You're Dumb

    My Cat Says You're Dumb

    My Cat Says You're Dumb

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Fuck You

    Fuck You

    Fuck You

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Popular

    It's Ok to Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Toot sweet! These socks are the perfect blend of comfort and hilarious honesty.

    $15
  • Rise & Grind 6 Pack

    Rise & Grind 6 Pack

    Rise & Grind 6 Pack

    Women's Ankle Socks
    $12
  • Take A Hike

    Take A Hike

    Take A Hike

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • I Shit Glitter

    I Shit Glitter

    I Shit Glitter

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15