Socks With Sayings On Them

Socks With Sayings On Them

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Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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  • Who's Your Caddy

    Who's Your Caddy

    Who's Your Caddy

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • What The Duck

    What The Duck

    What The Duck

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Sesame Street: The Monster at the End of This Book

    Sesame Street: The Monster at the End of This Book

    Sesame Street: The Monster at the End of This Book

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Mom Floral

    Mom Floral

    Mom Floral

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Course

    Course

    Course

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Mommy Needs A Cigarette

    Mommy Needs A Cigarette

    Mommy Needs A Cigarette

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • New

    Sun of a Beach

    Women's Crew Socks

    Bring sunset vibes and a cheeky attitude wherever you walk.

    $10
  • Allergic To Bullshit

    Allergic To Bullshit

    Allergic To Bullshit

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Suck It Up Buttercup

    Suck It Up Buttercup

    Suck It Up Buttercup

    Unisex Knee High Compression Socks
    $18
  • Smoke Show

    Smoke Show

    Smoke Show

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Words that belong on crew socks

    The best punchline is the one you can wear quietly.

    Some mornings call for a little more directness than the average outfit provides. Socks with sayings on them give you that without turning the whole day into a performance. In this collection, crew socks and knee-high socks carry everything from dry sarcasm to blunt honesty to lighter, more playful lines that read like a private joke made public. The effect is straightforward and smart, which is why these novelty socks tend to work so well as gift ideas.

    What makes this assortment feel especially useful is its range of tone. A sharp phrase can land differently than a silly one, and a wry one can sit somewhere between the two, which means there is something here for different moods and different kinds of humor. These are the socks people notice when they are sitting across from you, waiting at a checkout line, or catching a glimpse as you cross a room. They do the talking before you have to, and sometimes that is exactly the point. For anyone who likes their style to include a little commentary, these fun socks make the message legible in a very low-effort way.

  • Delicate Flower

    Delicate Flower

    Delicate Flower

    Unisex Knee High Compression Socks
    $18
  • Sexy Bitch

    Sexy Bitch

    Sexy Bitch

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Control Issues

    Control Issues

    Control Issues

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Swing Swear Repeat

    Swing Swear Repeat

    Swing Swear Repeat

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Popular

    Wanderer

    Women's Crew Socks

    Get lost in comfort. These socks are your perfect travel companions.

    $10
  • Sherlock

    Sherlock

    Sherlock

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Meowdy

    Meowdy

    Meowdy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Make A Splash

    Make A Splash

    Make A Splash

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Howdy

    Howdy

    Howdy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Read With Pride

    Read With Pride

    Read With Pride

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Easily Distracted By Dogs

    Easily Distracted By Dogs

    Easily Distracted By Dogs

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Meowdy

    Meowdy

    Meowdy

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • New

    Coffee Is My Therapist

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Cheaper than an hourly session and way more comfortable.

    $15
  • Smartest Person In the Room

    Smartest Person In the Room

    Smartest Person In the Room

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Down to Clown

    Down to Clown

    Down to Clown

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Customer reviews

    What our customers are saying

    Love the socks! This was not our first purchase. They're perfect for what we were looking for. Very comfortable. We will be ordering again.

    ★★★★★
    Leopoldo Verified buyer I Love Puzzles Gym

    This is not my first pair of socks from Sockologie and it won't be my last! I love the innovative designs (you make socks FUN!) FIVE STARS ALL THE WAY!!

    ★★★★★
    Lynne B. Verified buyer Rockstar Mom

    LOVE my socks!! They are so comfortable and I get so many compliments.

    ★★★★★
    Deepa Verified buyer The Great Gatsby
  • Friend of the Year

    Friend of the Year

    Friend of the Year

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Romantasy

    Romantasy

    Romantasy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $13
  • Slow Burn

    Slow Burn

    Slow Burn

    Women's Crew Socks
    $13
  • Ale Yeah!

    Ale Yeah!

    Ale Yeah!

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • Popular

    I Love To Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Toot your own horn (or, you know...). These socks are ridiculously comfy and even more ridiculously funny.

    $15
  • Lookin' Like A Snack

    Lookin' Like A Snack

    Lookin' Like A Snack

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • What The Duck

    What The Duck

    What The Duck

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Sesame Street 4-Pack

    Sesame Street 4-Pack

    Sesame Street 4-Pack

    Unisex Ankle Socks
    $15