Socks With Sayings On Them

Socks With Sayings On Them

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Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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  • These Are My Cozy Socks

    These Are My Cozy Socks

    These Are My Cozy Socks

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Please, Mom!

    Please, Mom!

    Please, Mom!

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Nothin' Butt

    Nothin' Butt

    Nothin' Butt

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Go-Fore!

    Go-Fore!

    Go-Fore!

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Golf Hijinx

    Golf Hijinx

    Golf Hijinx

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Free To Be Me

    Free To Be Me

    Free To Be Me

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • New

    Better Late Than Ugly

    Women's Crew Socks

    Perfection takes time. Let your ankles do the apologizing.

    $15
  • What The Actual Duck

    What The Actual Duck

    What The Actual Duck

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Dogs Make Me Happy

    Dogs Make Me Happy

    Dogs Make Me Happy

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Fluff Around and Find Out

    Fluff Around and Find Out

    Fluff Around and Find Out

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Words that belong on crew socks

    The best punchline is the one you can wear quietly.

    Some mornings call for a little more directness than the average outfit provides. Socks with sayings on them give you that without turning the whole day into a performance. In this collection, crew socks and knee-high socks carry everything from dry sarcasm to blunt honesty to lighter, more playful lines that read like a private joke made public. The effect is straightforward and smart, which is why these novelty socks tend to work so well as gift ideas.

    What makes this assortment feel especially useful is its range of tone. A sharp phrase can land differently than a silly one, and a wry one can sit somewhere between the two, which means there is something here for different moods and different kinds of humor. These are the socks people notice when they are sitting across from you, waiting at a checkout line, or catching a glimpse as you cross a room. They do the talking before you have to, and sometimes that is exactly the point. For anyone who likes their style to include a little commentary, these fun socks make the message legible in a very low-effort way.

  • Hang In There, It Gets Worse

    Hang In There, It Gets Worse

    Hang In There, It Gets Worse

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Got A Case of the Weekdays

    Got A Case of the Weekdays

    Got A Case of the Weekdays

    Women's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Go Away I'm Introverting

    Go Away I'm Introverting

    Go Away I'm Introverting

    Women's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Crazy Cat Lady

    Crazy Cat Lady

    Crazy Cat Lady

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Popular

    Wanderer

    Women's Crew Socks

    Get lost in comfort. These socks are your perfect travel companions.

    $10
  • Mucho Matcha

    Mucho Matcha

    Mucho Matcha

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • I Cry A Lot

    I Cry A Lot

    I Cry A Lot

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • I Heart Therapy

    I Heart Therapy

    I Heart Therapy

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Go Get Em' Tiger

    Go Get Em' Tiger

    Go Get Em' Tiger

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Duck Off

    Duck Off

    Duck Off

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    Zodiac

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Father Of The Freakin' Year

    Father Of The Freakin' Year

    Father Of The Freakin' Year

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • New

    Tennis Legend

    Men's Crew Socks

    Bold block letters and bright stripes bring the vintage country club vibes.

    $15
  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    Zodiac

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Customer reviews

    What our customers are saying

    The fabric feels high quality, and you'll get some high quality karma from letting the world know that it is, indeed, ok to fart.

    ★★★★★
    Kathleen Verified buyer It's Ok to Fart

    Good quality and unique socks for a great price. Love them!!

    ★★★★★
    George Verified buyer T-Rex

    Horse socks were a gift for a horse lover. She loved these cute socks.

    ★★★★★
    Ila Verified buyer Hold Your Horses
  • Big Dill Energy

    Big Dill Energy

    Big Dill Energy

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Social Gathering Survivor

    Social Gathering Survivor

    Social Gathering Survivor

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Let's Go Girls

    Let's Go Girls

    Let's Go Girls

    Women's Crew Socks
    $15
  • I Pooped Today

    I Pooped Today

    I Pooped Today

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Star Of The Shitshow

    Star Of The Shitshow

    Star Of The Shitshow

    Women's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Popular

    It's Ok to Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Toot sweet! These socks are the perfect blend of comfort and hilarious honesty.

    $15
  • Meowdy Partner

    Meowdy Partner

    Meowdy Partner

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Yee Paw

    Yee Paw

    Yee Paw

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Probably Reading Smut

    Probably Reading Smut

    Probably Reading Smut

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12