Star of the Shitshow, Reporting for Duty
Star of the Shitshow, Reporting for Duty is the kind of title that earns a knowing nod before anyone has even had coffee. These women’s crew socks put a comic-book spin on life’s more chaotic scenes, with bright stars, hand-drawn bursts and a television-style graphic that says what the group chat has been thinking all along. They have the energy of a backstage pass to a day that may or may not stay on schedule.
The crew cut gives these socks an easy, everyday presence, whether they are peeking out above trainers, grounding a casual outfit or adding a little commentary to an otherwise sensible look. The illustrated details keep things playful rather than precious, like a doodle in the margin from someone who has seen the plot twist coming.
Wear these socks for errands, workdays, travel days, or any occasion where being the calm, capable lead is simply not on the agenda. Some days call for polished understatement. Others call for stars, a loud little sign, and a pair of socks willing to tell the truth.
- Materials
- 45% Cotton, 52% Polyester, and 3% Spandex
- Care
- Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors. Tumble Dry Low Inside Out
- Fit
- Women’s 5–10/Men’s 3.5–8.5