Socks With Sayings On Them

Socks With Sayings On Them

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Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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  • Cream crew socks with brown heel and toe. Features chocolate bar graphics and the text 'Chocolate is cheaper than therapy' and 'Chocolate fixes everything!'

    Chocolate

    Chocolate

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue. Design features wine bottles pouring into glasses and the text 'Wine Down'.

    Wine Down

    Wine Down

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
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    Mom Floral
    Women's Crew Socks

    A colorful floral bouquet that lasts way longer than the real thing.

    $10
  • Pair of light blue crew socks with teal cuffs. The socks are adorned with science-themed illustrations: atoms, beakers, DNA strands, and the phrase 'Believe in Science'.

    Believe In Science

    Believe In Science

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Flatlay image of two maroon Rad Dad socks on a pink background. [lf]

    Rad Dad

    Rad Dad

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of gold crew socks with a white beer mug graphic and 'Here For The Beer' text.

    Here For The Beer Athletic

    Here For The Beer Athletic

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Navy blue crew socks featuring a light blue bird, a white golf ball on a yellow tee, and a Talk Birdie To Me speech bubble.

    Talk Birdie To Me

    Talk Birdie To Me

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in dark grey with light blue accents. The design includes a syringe, stethoscope, pills, and the text 'I Call the Shots!'

    I Call the Shots

    I Call the Shots

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.

    Owner of the World's Cutest Dog

    Owner of the World's Cutest Dog

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Black crew socks with an Old Fashioned cocktail graphic and 'Call Me Old Fashioned' text. Red, gold, and yellow details on a black background.

    Call Me Old Fashioned

    Call Me Old Fashioned

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • Popular

    The Dogtor Is In
    Women's Crew Socks

    Pawsitively the cutest socks you'll ever own.

    $12
  • Pair of dark-green crew socks with a repeating cannabis leaf pattern, 'It's my favorite HERB' text, and '420' detail.

    Marijuana

    Marijuana

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • A pair of coral crew socks with a teal cuff. The socks feature a black and white hypnotic bicycle design and the words 'Cycle Therapy' and 'Committed'.

    Cycle Therapy

    Cycle Therapy

    Men's Crew Socks
    $13
  • A pair of white crew socks with teal accents. The socks feature a sloth graphic and the phrase 'Don't Fucking Rush Me'.

    Don't Rush Me

    Don't Rush Me

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.

    I Love Swearing

    I Love Swearing

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • A pair of crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. The socks feature a repeating pattern of books on shelves and the text 'So many books, so little time'.

    Time For A Good Book

    Time For A Good Book

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • A pair of black crew socks with pink cuffs. They feature the phrase 'Fuck You That's Why' and a polka dot pattern. The words 'why?' are scattered across the socks in various colors.

    Fuck You That’s Why

    Fuck You That’s Why

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Lifestyle shot of hairy male legs wearing the 'Old Fart' socks against a yellow background. [lf]

    Old Fart

    Old Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
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    The Hunger Games
    Unisex Crew Socks

    Bold gold arrows and the iconic Mockingjay symbol to subtly show off your fandom.

    SL
    $12
  • Pair of white crew socks with a repeating red 'Fuck You' print. Bold and slightly edgy.

    Fuck You Bag

    Fuck You Bag

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Seven pairs of ankle socks. Each black sock has a different day-of-the-week design with bright accents. Designs include watermelon, hearts, tacos, camels, and cocktails.

    Days of the Week 7 Pack

    Days of the Week 7 Pack

    Women's Ankle Socks
    $11
  • Pair of green and navy blue crew socks. Design includes golf balls on tees, putters, golf carts, and the text 'Life is Better on the Green'.

    Better on the Green

    Better on the Green

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in light blue with a cute puppy, butterflies, flowers, and the text 'Not your bitch'.

    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog

    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Lifestyle shot of a person wearing the 'Home Is Where The Weed Is' socks, sitting on a green shag carpet. [lf]

    Home Is Where The Weed Is

    Home Is Where The Weed Is

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • A pair of teal crew socks with a brown bear drinking coffee and the words 'Bearly Awake'. Red accents and small red polka dots decorate the socks.

    Bearly Awake

    Bearly Awake

    Women's Crew Socks
    $13
  • Crew socks in green and brown featuring happy cartoon trees, pine cones, and leaves. The text 'May the Forest Be With You' is on one sock.

    May the Forest Be With You

    May the Forest Be With You

    Women's Crew Socks
    $13
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    The 19th Hole 3 Pack
    Women's Ankle Socks

    These aren't your grandpa's golf socks. (Unless your grandpa has impeccable taste.)

    $20
  • Lifestyle shot: Person wearing the pink 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' crew socks. Shows the socks on the legs and the fit. [lf]

    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym

    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of brown and gold crew socks with 'Awesome Dad', yellow arrows, and cream stripes.

    Awesome Dad

    Awesome Dad

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks in dark grey and teal. The socks have a design of medical tools (syringes, pills) and the phrase 'I Call the Shots!'

    I Call the Shots

    I Call the Shots

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Crew socks in mustard yellow, teal, and navy blue. Design features a nature scene with trees and a 'Take a Hike' sign.

    Take A Hike

    Take A Hike

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of crew socks; olive green with light blue accents; illustration of road trip scenes, including vans, mountains, and a campsite.

    These Are My Road Trip Socks

    These Are My Road Trip Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of navy blue crew socks. Features a whimsical design of stars, clouds, crescent moons, and text that says "I read beyond my bedtime" and "Just one more chapter..."

    Bedtime Reading

    Bedtime Reading

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • A pair of crew socks with a bacon pattern. The socks are mainly dark brown with red and tan stripes and text that says 'More Bacon'.

    More Bacon

    More Bacon

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11