Socks With Sayings On Them

Socks With Sayings On Them

Some thoughts are better left to your socks. These designs range from sweet and clever to a little cheeky, with plenty of words for moods, opinions, and inside jokes. Pick the pair that says it for you, then let your shoes do the rest.

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  • Pair of light blue crew socks with teal cuffs. The socks are adorned with science-themed illustrations: atoms, beakers, DNA strands, and the phrase 'Believe in Science'.

    Believe In Science

    Believe In Science

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Navy blue crew socks featuring a light blue bird, a white golf ball on a yellow tee, and a Talk Birdie To Me speech bubble.

    Talk Birdie To Me

    Talk Birdie To Me

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • New

    Practice Safe Sets
    Men's Crew Socks

    Keep your form tight and your humor front and center at the squat rack.

    $14
  • Cream crew socks with brown heel and toe. Features chocolate bar graphics and the text 'Chocolate is cheaper than therapy' and 'Chocolate fixes everything!'

    Chocolate

    Chocolate

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.

    Size Matters

    Size Matters

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.

    Owner of the World's Cutest Dog

    Owner of the World's Cutest Dog

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue. Design features wine bottles pouring into glasses and the text 'Wine Down'.

    Wine Down

    Wine Down

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • Pair of gold crew socks with a white beer mug graphic and 'Here For The Beer' text.

    Here For The Beer Athletic

    Here For The Beer Athletic

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Call Me Old Fashioned [mockup]

    Call Me Old Fashioned

    Call Me Old Fashioned

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Pair of light blue crew socks with teal cuffs. Features science-themed illustrations: atoms, beakers, DNA strands, and the text 'Believe in Science'.

    Believe In Science

    Believe In Science

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Popular

    The Dogtor Is In
    Men's Crew Socks

    Your paws will thank you.

    $14
  • Pair of red crew socks with navy blue cuffs. White text on socks reads 'LIKE A BOSS'.

    Like A Boss

    Like A Boss

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Beige crew socks with a brown cuff, featuring a cartoon squirrel and the text 'Protect Your Nuts'.

    Protect Your Nuts

    Protect Your Nuts

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with green forest design and orange 'May the Forest Be With You' text. Features olive green heel and toe.

    May The Forest Be With You

    May The Forest Be With You

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • A pair of black crew socks with pink cuffs. They feature the phrase 'Fuck You That's Why' and a polka dot pattern. The words 'why?' are scattered across the socks in various colors.

    Fuck You That’s Why

    Fuck You That’s Why

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of coral crew socks with a teal cuff. The socks feature a black and white hypnotic bicycle design and the words 'Cycle Therapy' and 'Committed'.

    Cycle Therapy

    Cycle Therapy

    Men's Crew Socks
    $13
  • Don't Rush Me [mockup]

    Don't Rush Me

    Don't Rush Me

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.

    I Love Swearing

    I Love Swearing

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
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    Let's Go Girls
    Women's Crew Socks

    The perfect accessory for loudly singing 90s country hits in the car with the windows down.

    $15
  • Dark grey crew socks with a teal caduceus and the text 'Trust me, I'm a doctor'. Teal accents on the cuff and toe.

    Doctor

    Doctor

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Brown crew socks with a pink cuff, featuring a sassy message and teal, pink, and white floral accents.

    I Don't Have An Attitude Problem

    I Don't Have An Attitude Problem

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • A pair of crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. The socks feature a repeating pattern of books on shelves and the text 'So many books, so little time'.

    Time For A Good Book

    Time For A Good Book

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Lifestyle shot of hairy male legs wearing the 'Old Fart' socks against a yellow background. [lf]

    Old Fart

    Old Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Seven pairs of ankle socks. Each black sock has a different day-of-the-week design with bright accents. Designs include watermelon, hearts, tacos, camels, and cocktails.

    Days of the Week 7 Pack

    Days of the Week 7 Pack

    Women's Ankle Socks
    $11
  • Pair of green and navy blue crew socks. Design includes golf balls on tees, putters, golf carts, and the text 'Life is Better on the Green'.

    Better on the Green

    Better on the Green

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in light blue with a cute puppy, butterflies, flowers, and the text 'Not your bitch'.

    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog

    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Popular

    I Love To Fart
    Unisex Crew Socks

    Toot your own horn (or, you know...). These socks are ridiculously comfy and even more ridiculously funny.

    $15
  • Lifestyle shot of a person wearing the 'Home Is Where The Weed Is' socks, sitting on a green shag carpet. [lf]

    Home Is Where The Weed Is

    Home Is Where The Weed Is

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of crew socks; olive green with light blue accents; illustration of road trip scenes, including vans, mountains, and a campsite.

    These Are My Road Trip Socks

    These Are My Road Trip Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Lifestyle shot: Person wearing the pink 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' crew socks. Shows the socks on the legs and the fit. [lf]

    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym

    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Crew socks in green and brown featuring happy cartoon trees, pine cones, and leaves. The text 'May the Forest Be With You' is on one sock.

    May the Forest Be With You

    May the Forest Be With You

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of brown and gold crew socks with 'Awesome Dad', yellow arrows, and cream stripes.

    Awesome Dad

    Awesome Dad

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of navy blue crew socks. Features a whimsical design of stars, clouds, crescent moons, and text that says "I read beyond my bedtime" and "Just one more chapter..."

    Bedtime Reading

    Bedtime Reading

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Lifestyle shot showing the 'I Read Banned Books' socks on a person's legs against a black background. [lf]

    I Read Banned Books

    I Read Banned Books

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15