Socks With Sayings On Them

Socks With Sayings On Them

Some thoughts are better left to your socks. These designs range from sweet and clever to a little cheeky, with plenty of words for moods, opinions, and inside jokes. Pick the pair that says it for you, then let your shoes do the rest.

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    I Pooped Today
    Men's Crew Socks

    A hilarious way to announce a successful trip to the bathroom without saying a word.

    $15
  • Lifestyle shot: A person wearing 'Buck You' socks and black high-top sneakers. [lf]

    Buck You

    Buck You

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • A pair of crew socks with a bacon pattern. The socks are mainly dark brown with red and tan stripes and text that says 'More Bacon'.

    More Bacon

    More Bacon

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes. The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.

    Big Dick Energy

    Big Dick Energy

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Crew socks in coral with teal cuffs. The design features a black and white hypnotic bicycle wheel and the words 'Cycle Therapy'.

    Cycle Therapy

    Cycle Therapy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of maroon crew socks with a navy cuff. Features illustrations of chickens and eggs. Text reads 'Cooped Up'.

    Cooped Up Fuzzy

    Cooped Up Fuzzy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue. Chessboard pattern features black and white chess pieces. Text on the socks reads 'Your Move'.

    Chess

    Chess

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Pair of light blue crew socks with red and blue bicycle designs and the text 'These Are My Biking Socks'.

    These Are My Biking Socks

    These Are My Biking Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
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    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    Unisex Crew Socks

    Your feet will thank you (and maybe your dog will too).

    $15
  • Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.

    I Love Cheese

    I Love Cheese

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • A pair of women's crew socks in pastel green with illustrations of various potted plants and the text 'Plant Mom'.

    Plant Mom

    Plant Mom

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes. The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.

    I'm Too Old For This Shit

    I'm Too Old For This Shit

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Grey crew socks with a red 'These Are My I Don't Give A Shit Socks' message and a repeated sock pattern.

    These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks

    These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Lifestyle shot of a person modeling the 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat' socks on their legs against a purple background. [lf]

    Owner of the World's Cutest Cat

    Owner of the World's Cutest Cat

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Black crew socks showing a campfire and roasting marshmallows. Green camping crew text sits above the flames. Grey heels.

    Camping

    Camping

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • A Real Bad Ass [mockup]

    A Real Bad Ass

    A Real Bad Ass

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
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    Death Before Decaf
    Men's Crew Socks

    For mornings when weak coffee is a literal dealbreaker.

    $14
  • [lf] Model wears black sneakers and socks with alien abduction and forest scenes.

    They're Here

    They're Here

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in green featuring two llamas with the phrase 'No ProbLlama', plus cacti and desert landscape on a teal background.

    No Probllama

    No Probllama

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • Grey crew socks with red cuffs, featuring the Texas flag, cowboy hat, and 'TEXAS' lettering.

    Texas

    Texas

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Pair of teal crew socks with white daisies, gold cuffs, and yellow text reading 'Awesome Grandma' and an upward-pointing arrow.

    Awesome Grandma

    Awesome Grandma

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Four pairs of pastel-colored crew socks. Each sock has a library card design printed on it with the words: AUTHOR, TITLE, DATE DUE.

    Library Card 4-Pack

    Library Card 4-Pack

    Unisex Ankle Socks
    $14
  • Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.

    I Love Being Weird

    I Love Being Weird

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Design includes birds, binoculars, and feathers. Text reads 'Bird Nerd'.

    Bird Nerd

    Bird Nerd

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
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    Wanderer
    Women's Crew Socks

    Get lost in comfort. These socks are your perfect travel companions.

    $10
  • Pair of white crew socks with hot pink stripes and a crown design. Text reads 'Princess Badass'.

    Princess Badass

    Princess Badass

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".

    Don't Flock With Me Today

    Don't Flock With Me Today

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • A pair of crew socks with a black background, orange cuffs, and a fun design of tacos and a taco truck.

    Taco Truck

    Taco Truck

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Crew socks in grey and pink. One sock shows a woman and cat gossiping; the other shows the cat alone. Text reads 'My cat and I talk shit about you!'

    My Cat And I

    My Cat And I

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Let that Shiitake Go [mockup]

    Let that Shiitake Go

    Let that Shiitake Go

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of crew socks with sloths hanging from tree branches on a green background. The socks are brown and green, and feature the text 'Don't Rush Me'.

    Don't Rush Me

    Don't Rush Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks in peach and white featuring a cartoon girl and the text 'I'm not always a bitch, Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself!'

    I'm Not Always A Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

    I'm Not Always A Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
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    Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
    Unisex Crew Socks

    The universal reaction to Monday mornings, conveniently printed on a retro athletic sock.

    $15
  • Crew socks in gray with black paw prints and the text 'People No. Dogs Yes.' in orange and white.

    Dogs Yes

    Dogs Yes

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Teal crew socks with a coffee cup and coffee bean design. The text 'Life Happens, Coffee Helps' is featured on the sock.

    Life Happens Coffee Helps

    Life Happens Coffee Helps

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10