Socks With Sayings On Them

Socks With Sayings On Them

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Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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  • New

    Whoopie!
    Women's Crew Socks

    All the fun of a classic bakery treat, zero sticky fingers.

    $12
  • Lifestyle shot showing the 'I Read Banned Books' socks on a person's legs against a black background. [lf]

    I Read Banned Books

    I Read Banned Books

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of maroon crew socks with a navy cuff. Features illustrations of chickens and eggs. Text reads 'Cooped Up'.

    Cooped Up Fuzzy

    Cooped Up Fuzzy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • Crew socks in coral with teal cuffs. The design features a black and white hypnotic bicycle wheel and the words 'Cycle Therapy'.

    Cycle Therapy

    Cycle Therapy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue. Chessboard pattern features black and white chess pieces. Text on the socks reads 'Your Move'.

    Chess

    Chess

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes. The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.

    Big Dick Energy

    Big Dick Energy

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • A pair of women's crew socks in pastel green with illustrations of various potted plants and the text 'Plant Mom'.

    Plant Mom

    Plant Mom

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of light blue crew socks with red and blue bicycle designs and the text 'These Are My Biking Socks'.

    These Are My Biking Socks

    These Are My Biking Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Popular

    Fuck Off Kitty Cat
    Women's Crew Socks

    Warning: May spontaneously cause uncontrollable giggling (and possibly a few raised eyebrows).

    $10
  • Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.

    I Love Cheese

    I Love Cheese

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes. The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.

    I'm Too Old For This Shit

    I'm Too Old For This Shit

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Lifestyle shot of a person modeling the 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat' socks on their legs against a purple background. [lf]

    Owner of the World's Cutest Cat

    Owner of the World's Cutest Cat

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Grey crew socks with a red 'These Are My I Don't Give A Shit Socks' message and a repeated sock pattern.

    These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks

    These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of teal crew socks. One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.

    A Real Bad Ass

    A Real Bad Ass

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • Pair of teal crew socks with white daisies, gold cuffs, and yellow text reading 'Awesome Grandma' and an upward-pointing arrow.

    Awesome Grandma

    Awesome Grandma

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks in green featuring two llamas with the phrase 'No ProbLlama', plus cacti and desert landscape on a teal background.

    No Probllama

    No Probllama

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • New

    Down to Clown
    Unisex Crew Socks

    Loud retro stripes for days when you refuse to take things seriously.

    $15
  • Grey crew socks with red cuffs, featuring the Texas flag, cowboy hat, and 'TEXAS' lettering.

    Texas

    Texas

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • [lf] Model wears black sneakers and socks with alien abduction and forest scenes.

    They're Here

    They're Here

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • A pair of crew socks with a black background, orange cuffs, and a fun design of tacos and a taco truck.

    Taco Truck

    Taco Truck

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Design includes birds, binoculars, and feathers. Text reads 'Bird Nerd'.

    Bird Nerd

    Bird Nerd

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of white crew socks with hot pink stripes and a crown design. Text reads 'Princess Badass'.

    Princess Badass

    Princess Badass

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.

    I Love Being Weird

    I Love Being Weird

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of black crew socks with a whimsical mushroom and 'Let That Shiitake Go' design. Red and gold mushrooms are scattered across the black fabric.

    Let that Shiitake Go

    Let that Shiitake Go

    Women's Crew Socks
    $13
  • Popular

    The Dogtor Is In
    Men's Crew Socks

    Your paws will thank you.

    $14
  • Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".

    Don't Flock With Me Today

    Don't Flock With Me Today

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • Crew socks in grey and pink. One sock shows a woman and cat gossiping; the other shows the cat alone. Text reads 'My cat and I talk shit about you!'

    My Cat And I

    My Cat And I

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Teal crew socks with a coffee cup and coffee bean design. The text 'Life Happens, Coffee Helps' is featured on the sock.

    Life Happens Coffee Helps

    Life Happens Coffee Helps

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Teal crew socks with a hanging sloth graphic and the text 'PhiSLOThophy'. 'Can't reach it, don't need it.'

    Sloth

    Sloth

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Four pairs of pastel-colored crew socks. Each sock has a library card design printed on it with the words: AUTHOR, TITLE, DATE DUE.

    Library Card 4-Pack

    Library Card 4-Pack

    Unisex Ankle Socks
    $14
  • Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.

    Fuck My Socks Off

    Fuck My Socks Off

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of crew socks with sloths hanging from tree branches on a green background. The socks are brown and green, and feature the text 'Don't Rush Me'.

    Don't Rush Me

    Don't Rush Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • New

    Sherlock
    Unisex Crew Socks

    A clever silhouette pattern of the world's most famous detective.

    SL
    $12
  • Six ankle socks in a 6-pack. Each sock has a different motivational message and a contrasting colored cuff. Colors include gray, black, pink, orange, yellow, and teal.

    Get Motivated 6 Pack

    Get Motivated 6 Pack

    Women's Ankle Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks in gray with black paw prints and the text 'People No. Dogs Yes.' in orange and white.

    Dogs Yes

    Dogs Yes

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11