Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.

I'm Too Old For This Shit

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Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.

I'm Too Old For This Shit

Unisex Crew Socks

Officially declare your retirement from nonsense. (Socks included.)

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Fits approximately women's size 6 US to men's size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A blunt little statement with nowhere to hide

Some socks keep it polite. These unisex crew socks do not. With their bold message front and center, they bring a very specific kind of honesty to the day, the kind that usually arrives after one too many meetings, errands, or opinions no one asked for. The ribbed crew height gives them that classic athletic shape, while the statement print makes sure they are doing the talking even when you would rather not.

These socks are made for anyone with a dry sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense. The contrast trim and clean striped details give them a sharp, vintage-sport look, so the attitude does not feel random. They work well with sneakers, loafers, or boots, and they are the sort of pair that can turn a simple outfit into a small declaration. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, but memorable enough to earn a second glance.

If you need a gift for a friend, sibling, coworker, or anyone who has reached their limit with grace, these socks make the point quickly and with style.

Materials
61% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Fits approximately women's size 6 US to men's size 15

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