Two pink crew socks with black 'Birthday Bitch' lettering and gold stripes. Black and gold accents at the cuffs.

Birthday Bitch

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$15
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Two pink crew socks with black 'Birthday Bitch' lettering and gold stripes. Black and gold accents at the cuffs.

Birthday Bitch

Unisex Crew Socks

It's your birthday. Own it.

$15

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 60% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex, 1% Lurex.
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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Birthday Socks With a Sharp Sense of Humor

Some birthday gifts lean sweet, and these unisex crew socks lean a little sharper. With bold lettering and clean striped trim, they make the point quickly and with enough style to keep it playful. The phrase does the talking, while the polished construction keeps the whole thing from feeling like a throwaway joke.

These socks bring a strong dose of personality to jeans, sneakers, or even a party outfit that needs one extra detail to feel complete. The crew length gives them a classic fit, while the contrast accents and crisp lettering make the design easy to spot. They work especially well for birthdays where the guest of honor would rather laugh than pretend to be delicate about the occasion.

If you want a gift that is funny, memorable, and unlikely to be forgotten in a drawer, these socks deliver. They are the kind of present that gets opened, read twice, and immediately worn for the rest of the day.

Materials
60% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex, 1% Lurex.
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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