Funatic Socks

Funatic Socks

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Direct, funny, and occasionally unprintable, this collection of novelty crew socks covers the full range of things people think but rarely say out loud. Workplace frustrations, outdoor humor, food references, and unfiltered opinions make these unisex socks a reliable gift for anyone with a sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense. Men's, women's, and unisex fits available.

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  • Pink and teal crew socks with a black and white illustration of a woman and the text 'Wrinkle Free' and 'Resting bitch face keeps me pretty'.
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    Wrinkle-Free, Resting Bitch Face Keeps Me Pretty

    Wrinkle-Free, Resting Bitch Face Keeps Me Pretty

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in gray, green, and white. Design features a cartoon dad driving a golf cart and the phrase 'This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker'.
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    This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker

    This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in green with red accents. Features a gingerbread man and the phrase 'Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal'.
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    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Grey crew socks with navy blue lettering reading 'Trophy Husband' and a trophy graphic. Light blue heel and toe.
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    Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • A pair of blue and lime green crew socks featuring a white 'gifted' graphic with a stick figure. Fun and quirky!
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    Gifted

    Gifted

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with 'Crushing This Mom Thing' text, pink and orange flowers, and magenta heel and toe.
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    Crushing This Mom Thing

    Crushing This Mom Thing

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with 'Go To Hell' in teal lettering, pink flowers, rainbows, and yellow accents.
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    Go To Hell

    Go To Hell

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • A pair of black crew socks with a grey cuff. The socks feature a white design of open books and the phrases 'Go Away' and 'I'm Reading'.
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    Go Away I'm Reading

    Go Away I'm Reading

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Pink crew socks with a teal and pink 'Fur Mama' logo, white paw prints, and white zig-zag pattern on the foot.
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    Fur Mama

    Fur Mama

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • White crew socks with thin pale green stripes, a playful 'Your Stupid' message, and scattered dark gray stars.
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    Your Stupid

    Your Stupid

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • A navy blue crew sock with olive and teal stripes features the text 'I'm all organized & shit' in light gray.
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    I'm All Organized And Shit

    I'm All Organized And Shit

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Green crew socks with pink accents. Features a playful 'Bat Shit Crazy' phrase and a whimsical floral pattern.
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    Bat Shit Crazy

    Bat Shit Crazy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Light blue crew socks with the text 'Nurses can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it' in white.
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    Nurses Can't Fix Stupid, But They Can Sedate It

    Nurses Can't Fix Stupid, But They Can Sedate It

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Dusty rose crew socks with a white 'I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right' slogan. Soft, comfortable cotton blend.
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    I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I'm Right

    I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I'm Right

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in blue with a retro-style illustration of a man and the text 'Look At Me Gettin' All Married & Shit!'
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    Look At Me Gettin' All Married And Shit

    Look At Me Gettin' All Married And Shit

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with yellow polka dots, teal stripes, and a retro woman graphic with the text 'See You Next Tuesday!'
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    See You Next Tuesday

    See You Next Tuesday

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Black crew socks with a white slogan: 'Working here is part of my get rich slow scheme'.
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    Get Rich Slow

    Get Rich Slow

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Red crew socks with a green cuff. Features a whimsical Christmas tree, reindeer, snowflakes, and a Fair Isle-inspired pattern.
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    Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Blue crew socks with a Hanukkah theme. Features a menorah, dreidels, stars of David, and the phrase 'Let's Get Lit'.
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    Let's Get Lit

    Let's Get Lit

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Purple crew socks with a white cuff, adorned with pink and white sparkly diamond illustrations and the text 'Boujee AF'.
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    Boujee AF

    Boujee AF

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in teal blue featuring playful otters swimming amidst stylized waves. Brown otters are the main design element against the blue background.
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    Otters

    Otters

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • White crew socks with teal accents and navy stripes at the top. Features a retro 'Moist' logo with a small teal design element.
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    Moist

    Moist

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • A pair of black and red crew socks feature a bold white 'F-bomb' graphic on the leg and smaller repeated prints on the foot.
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    F Bomb

    F Bomb

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Pink crew socks with a playful pattern of hot pink boob outlines. Text reads 'Hooray for Boobies!'
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    Hooray For Boobies

    Hooray For Boobies

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in blue with a fun taco pun: 'I don't wanna taco 'bout it, it's nacho problem.' Features cartoon tacos and yellow text.
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    I Don't Wanna Taco 'Bout It. It's Nacho Problem

    I Don't Wanna Taco 'Bout It. It's Nacho Problem

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in gray and purple with white text reading, 'Books Make Me Happy' and 'You, not so much.' A yellow smiley face is also featured.
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    Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much

    Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Blue crew socks with a playful 'I'm on the Very Naughty List' design, featuring liquor bottle and glass illustrations.
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    I'm On The Very Naughty List

    I'm On The Very Naughty List

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in navy blue with yellow sunflowers and the text 'In a world of roses, be a sunflower.'
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    Be A Sunflower

    Be A Sunflower

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Black crew socks with a grey cuff. Design includes 'I love my rescue', paw prints, and bone graphics.
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    I Love My Rescue

    I Love My Rescue

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Tan crew socks with navy and gold stripes. Features a white paw print and 'Fur Papa' in dark brown text.
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    Fur Papa

    Fur Papa

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14