Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts

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Funny, punny, and novelty sock styles built for the Secret Santa situation, enough personality to land with almost anyone, enough range to find something specific. Crew cuts in men's, women's, and unisex fits cover most recipients. Themes span wordplay humor, animal and food prints, and custom photo options for when you want to make it personal. A reliable gift with a real payoff.

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  • Pair of light blue knee-high socks. Features a cute corgi dog attached to a red balloon floating amongst white clouds.

    Pup, Pup and Away

    Pup, Pup and Away

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $17
  • Pair of teal crew socks. One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.

    A Real Bad Ass

    A Real Bad Ass

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • Crew socks in black featuring a brown bear hugging a California-shaped orange outline, accented by orange California poppies.

    California Bear Hug

    California Bear Hug

    Men's Crew Socks
    $13
  • Lifestyle shot: A man's legs wearing the 'Real Men Admit They Love Cats' socks against a purple background. [lf]
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    Real Men Admit They Love Cats

    Real Men Admit They Love Cats

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Crew socks in green featuring two llamas with the phrase 'No ProbLlama', plus cacti and desert landscape on a teal background.

    No Probllama

    No Probllama

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • Standing on a grassy backyard lawn in tan work shorts and tan boots, a person holds a tied poop bag and leash while wearing Cat Butts socks in Brown Heather covered in playful kitty rear prints. [lf]

    Cat Butts

    Cat Butts

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Pair of crew socks featuring a pattern of pink and blue chicks on a yellow background. Teal cuff detail.
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    Peep This

    Peep This

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring red semi-trucks and the text 'Mother Trucker' repeated across the design.
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    Mother Trucker

    Mother Trucker

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • [lf] Model wears black sneakers and socks with alien abduction and forest scenes.

    They're Here

    They're Here

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • Pair of white crew socks with hot pink stripes and a crown design. Text reads 'Princess Badass'.

    Princess Badass

    Princess Badass

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Design includes birds, binoculars, and feathers. Text reads 'Bird Nerd'.

    Bird Nerd

    Bird Nerd

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of blue crew socks with adorable brown dachshunds carrying pastel balloons.
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    Balloon Dachshund

    Balloon Dachshund

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • Six no-show socks in gray, white, teal, and pink. Designs include wine bottles, glasses, hearts and phrases like 'Wine is always a good idea'.
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    Wine Time 6-Pack

    Wine Time 6-Pack

    Women's Ankle Socks
    $11
  • Pair of crew socks in blue with black toes and heels. Features a design of a UFO beaming Santa's sleigh with reindeer.
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    The Alien Who Stole Christmas

    The Alien Who Stole Christmas

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.

    I Love Being Weird

    I Love Being Weird

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".

    Don't Flock With Me Today

    Don't Flock With Me Today

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • Pair of crew socks; purple with grey heel and toe; features a white llama wearing a flower crown.
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    Fuzzy Llama

    Fuzzy Llama

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • Pair of crew socks in blue and white. Design features an astronaut riding a whale amidst stars and sparkles.

    Cosmic Cetacean

    Cosmic Cetacean

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • Crew socks featuring orange and white stripes, clownfish faces, and bodies. A fun, whimsical design.
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    Clown Fish

    Clown Fish

    Kids' Crew Socks
    $9
  • Pair of black knee-high socks with colorful, cute sushi illustrations. Features various types of sushi like maki and nigiri.
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    Sushi Party

    Sushi Party

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $17
  • Crew socks in green with lime green stripes and red cuffs. Feature two sloths; one wears a Santa hat, the other a scarf. Text reads 'Chill' and 'Be Cool'.
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    Holiday Sloth

    Holiday Sloth

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Crew socks in grey and pink. One sock shows a woman and cat gossiping; the other shows the cat alone. Text reads 'My cat and I talk shit about you!'

    My Cat And I

    My Cat And I

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks in bright yellow with black biohazard symbols and a black 'Caution' stripe at the top.
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    Biohazard

    Biohazard

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • A pair of dark gray crew socks featuring a design of monkeys wearing suits and blue ties. The socks have bright blue cuffs.
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    Monkey Suit

    Monkey Suit

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Four pairs of pastel-colored crew socks. Each sock has a library card design printed on it with the words: AUTHOR, TITLE, DATE DUE.

    Library Card 4-Pack

    Library Card 4-Pack

    Unisex Ankle Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in peach and white featuring a cartoon girl and the text 'I'm not always a bitch, Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself!'
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    I'm Not Always A Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

    I'm Not Always A Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Teal crew socks with a hanging sloth graphic and the text 'PhiSLOThophy'. 'Can't reach it, don't need it.'

    Sloth

    Sloth

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Teal crew socks with a coffee cup and coffee bean design. The text 'Life Happens, Coffee Helps' is featured on the sock.

    Life Happens Coffee Helps

    Life Happens Coffee Helps

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.

    Fuck My Socks Off

    Fuck My Socks Off

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Grey crew socks with a maroon cuff, featuring a BBQ grill, spatula, and the text 'Let The Meat Sweats Begin'.
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    Let The Meat Sweats Begin

    Let The Meat Sweats Begin

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14