Pair of crew socks.  Navy blue with light blue sections and colorful stripes.  Features a graphic of a red alarm clock that says 'Nope' and 'No'.

Alarm Clock

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$14
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Pair of crew socks.  Navy blue with light blue sections and colorful stripes.  Features a graphic of a red alarm clock that says 'Nope' and 'No'.

Alarm Clock

Men's Crew Socks

These socks are alarm-ingly awesome (sorry, we had to).

$14

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5
Material 57% Cotton 25% Nylon 16% Polyester 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
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For the Man Who Treats the Alarm Like an Enemy

Some mornings are a full-scale negotiation, and these men's crew socks make the terms very clear. With a retro alarm clock graphic and a blunt little message that says exactly how the morning feels, they bring a dry sense of humor to an everyday essential. The bold stripes, bright details, and crisp crew length give them the feel of something pulled from a drawer with a grin, even if the wearer is still not fully awake.

Made for men who appreciate a joke with a point, these socks are easy to wear with jeans, chinos, or casual office outfits. The crew height gives them a classic fit that works for all-day wear, while the playful artwork adds just enough personality to keep things interesting. They are the kind of socks that get noticed at the desk, at brunch, or when someone catches the print and reads it twice.

If you need a gift for a guy who hits snooze more than once, these socks are an easy win. They are funny without trying too hard, memorable without being over the top, and useful in the way the best novelty socks should be.

Materials
57% Cotton 25% Nylon 16% Polyester 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5

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