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  • Size: One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11
  • Material: Super Soft Cotton And Synthetic (Nylon, Polyester And/Or Acrylic)
  • by: Funatic

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Talk about a pair of socks that are sure to turn heads and get a chuckle. Our Asshole socks feature a bold pattern of red and blue labels with the words 'Asshole' and 'Total Asshole' printed in white. Perfect for the bad boy or girl in your life, these socks are sure to get a rise out of everyone who sees them. Made with a high-quality cotton blend, these socks are soft, breathable, and durable. Whether you're a total asshole or just appreciate a good laugh, these socks are a must-have.

  • Color Family: Blue
  • Size: One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11
  • Material: Super Soft Cotton And Synthetic (Nylon, Polyester And/Or Acrylic)
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
  • UPC: 694157631271