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Mens | Bacon Abduction Crew Socks
Crew socks, black with off-white and red bacon design, a flying saucer abducting a large piece of bacon against a starry background. }}
Crew socks, black with off-white and red bacon design, a flying saucer abducting a large piece of bacon against a starry background.

Bacon Abduction

Mens Crew Socks
Get beamed up by these seriously delicious socks!
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Quick Details:
  • Size: Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12
  • Material: 67% Polyester, 20% Cotton, 10% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • by: K Bell
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These 'Bacon Abduction' socks are pretty out there. They're mainly black crew socks with a design showing a flying saucer beaming up what looks like a giant piece of bacon. The bacon is off-white with red stripes. Smaller bacon pieces are scattered on the bottom of the socks, too. The background is dark with white dots suggesting stars. It's a fun, quirky pattern. The visible part of the sock is mainly black with the illustrated design shown prominently.
Details:
  • Color Family: Black
  • Size: Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12
  • Material: 67% Polyester, 20% Cotton, 10% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
  • UPC: 780512349025

Bacon Abduction

$14.00
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