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But First...Coffee
The day can be crammed full of important things to do but nothing happens until that mug of magical goodness is in hand! These fun socks let everyone know your day starts off the right way. Each cool pair of gray and pink crew socks features a swirly star print in pink with the phrase But first coffee surrounding a heavenly mug of the morning bliss