Crappy Birthday
Mens Crew Socks
- Size: U.S. shoe size: men's 8-13, women's 10+
- Material: 63% Cotton, 19% Polyester, 16% Nylon, 2% Spandex Exclusive Of Elastic
- by: ModSocks
- Also available in Womens Crew Socks
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For the man who has seen a few birthdays and has no interest in pretending otherwise, these men's crew socks bring the joke right to the point. A grumpy cupcake with a lit candle and the words "Too Old for This Shit" make the message impossible to miss, while the scattered confetti keeps the whole scene from feeling too bleak. They are equal parts party prop and eye roll, which is probably the right balance for a birthday that comes with a little more wisdom than enthusiasm.
The crew length gives these socks an easy everyday fit, with enough coverage to show off the design without trying too hard. They pair well with jeans, casual shorts, or anything else that could use a dose of birthday sarcasm. The bright accents and bold graphic make them a strong pick for anyone who likes their humor direct and their accessories memorable.
If you need a gift that gets a laugh before the cake is even cut, these socks do the job. They are a solid choice for dads, brothers, coworkers, or any man who appreciates a joke with a little edge and a lot of personality.
- Size: U.S. shoe size: men's 8-13, women's 10+
- Material: 63% Cotton, 19% Polyester, 16% Nylon, 2% Spandex Exclusive Of Elastic
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 816626021530
- Also available in Womens Crew Socks
