Dirty Words
Unisex Crew Socks
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- by: Gumball Poodle
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Some socks whisper. These crew socks say exactly what they mean, all in blocky type and with no interest in being polite about it. The repeated profanity creates a chaotic newspaper-column feel, the kind of graphic that makes people do a double take before they laugh, wince, or both. For unisex wear, they bring a bold, subversive edge to an everyday staple without needing any extra help.
The contrast bands at the cuff and toe keep the look grounded, while the packed text pattern gives these socks plenty of attitude from heel to shin. They have the kind of punch that works with worn-in sneakers, combat boots, or even a pair of loafers if you enjoy making a point before you say a word. Whether you wear them plainly or let them peek out under cuffed pants, they add a sharp, irreverent finish to an outfit.
They also make a very funny gift for the friend who appreciates rude humor, thrives on shock value, or keeps a clean wardrobe but owns a deeply questionable sense of wit. These socks are equal parts gag gift and actual wear, which is usually the best kind of present.
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810429026174
