Crew socks in dark gray with teal cuffs.  The design features white illustrations of bow ties, rope, and a ball and chain. Text reads 'Do These Socks Make Me Look Married?'

Do These Socks Make Me Look Married

One Size
$11
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Crew socks in dark gray with teal cuffs.  The design features white illustrations of bow ties, rope, and a ball and chain. Text reads 'Do These Socks Make Me Look Married?'
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Do These Socks Make Me Look Married

Men's Crew Socks

Guaranteed to spark a conversation (and maybe a laugh).

$11

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size One Size Fits Most
Material 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A pair worth getting attached to.

These crew socks are dark gray with a teal cuff. The visible design includes a repeating pattern of white illustrations: bow ties, rope knots, and what looks like a ball and chain. The question, "Do these socks make me look married?" is prominently displayed in teal lettering. They're a fun, slightly sarcastic addition to any sock drawer.
Materials
65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
One Size Fits Most

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