Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus
Unisex Crew Socks
- S Size: Shoe Sizes: 5.5-9/Sock: 9-11
- L Size: Shoe Sizes: 8.5-12/Sock: 10-13
- Material: 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex
- by: Out Of Print
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A children’s book classic lands on a pair of crew socks with plenty of personality. One sock gives you the pigeon’s wide-eyed stare, while the other carries that familiar “Please?” bubble, setting up the kind of joke that still works years after the first read. The design is playful without getting loud, which makes these unisex socks easy to wear with jeans, sneakers, or anything that could use a little comic relief.
Made for readers, teachers, parents, and anyone who still remembers the book on sight, these crew socks bring a storybook moment into everyday dressing. The fit feels familiar and straightforward, with enough visual interest to catch a second glance without taking over the whole outfit. They work well for casual wear, but they also have that rare quality of making people smile before you’ve said a word.
If you’re looking for a gift that feels thoughtful and a little mischievous, these socks do the job neatly. They’re the kind of pair that gets a laugh, starts a conversation, and then keeps showing up in the drawer because they’re simply fun to wear.
- S Size: Shoe Sizes: 5.5-9/Sock: 9-11
- Material: 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex
- Care: Machine wash warm. Tumble dry low. No bleach.
- UPC: 9780593275092 S
- L Size: Shoe Sizes: 8.5-12/Sock: 10-13
- Material: 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex
- Care: Machine wash warm. Tumble dry low. No bleach.
- UPC: 9780593275108 L
