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  • Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
  • Flat lay product shot of two 'Exhausted American' socks on a yellow background.
  • Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
  • Flat lay product shot of two 'Exhausted American' socks on a yellow background.
  • Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
  • Flat lay product shot of two 'Exhausted American' socks on a yellow background.
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Exhausted American

Unisex Crew Socks

The comfiest way to tell the world how you REALLY feel.
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  • Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
  • Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • by: Gumball Poodle
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Exhausted American

The Exhausted American crew socks bring a blunt, funny kind of honesty to everyday wear. With bold varsity-style lettering and classic red, white, and blue striping, they look like the sort of socks that belong on someone who has seen a long week, a crowded commute, or one too many group texts. The look is straightforward, slightly weary, and easy to read at a glance, which is part of the charm.

These unisex crew socks work well with sneakers, boots, or rolled-up denim when you want a little personality without going full costume. The graphic treatment gives them a vintage athletic feel, while the message does most of the talking. They are the kind of socks that can make a simple outfit feel more deliberate, and they do it with a dry sense of humor that lands fast.

For anyone who appreciates clever novelty with a practical side, these socks make a memorable gift. They are a solid pick for friends, coworkers, or family members who would rather laugh at the state of things than pretend they are well-rested.

Details:
  • Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
  • Words: "Exhausted American"
  • Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
  • UPC: 810429026495

Exhausted American

$15.00