Crew socks in red, white, and black.  Feature a funny Santa illustration and the text 'HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink'.

HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink

One Size
$11
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Crew socks in red, white, and black.  Feature a funny Santa illustration and the text 'HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink'.
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HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink

Unisex Crew Socks

Santa's got a secret (and it involves a strong drink). These socks tell the whole story—with festive flair.

$11

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size One Size Fits Most
Material Cotton, Nylon, Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A pair worth getting attached to.

Ho-ho-holy moly! Our naughty or nice socks with Santa smokin' a pipe and sippin' rum will leave you hollering "Ho Ho Holy Shit, I Need A Drink!" They're the perfect pick for those who enjoy a little holiday humor (and a strong holiday cocktail). Throw on these crew length socks and let the jolly vibes flow, knowing you're rocking one very lit Santa (and your new favorite party accessory).

Materials
Cotton, Nylon, Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
One Size Fits Most

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