Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.

Horny

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$15
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Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.

Horny

Unisex Crew Socks

These aren't your grandma's socks. (Unless your grandma's got a wicked sense of humor.)

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A bold word, worn like a school-spirited dare

These unisex crew socks keep the joke front and center with a straight-faced sportswear look that makes the word land even harder. Clean stripes, a classic athletic feel, and that unmistakable headline across the calf give them the kind of clarity that turns a quick glance into a second look.

They work well with sneakers, boots, denim, and anything else that can handle a little mischief. The crew length gives them enough presence to show off the design, while the sporty construction keeps them easy to wear for everyday errands, laid-back hangs, or wherever a little bad behavior feels appropriate. There’s a certain charm to socks that say the quiet part out loud.

For anyone who likes their novelty pieces with a wink and a bit of restraint, these socks are a smart pick. They make a memorable gift, especially for someone with a sharp sense of humor and no interest in boring accessories. Bold, cheeky, and easy to hand over with a smirk.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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