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  • Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
  • Flatlay of a pair of 'Horny' socks on a bright blue background.
  • Another pair of 'Horny' socks, displayed flat against a bright blue background.
  • Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
  • Flatlay of a pair of 'Horny' socks on a bright blue background.
  • Another pair of 'Horny' socks, displayed flat against a bright blue background.
  • Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
  • Flatlay of a pair of 'Horny' socks on a bright blue background.
  • Another pair of 'Horny' socks, displayed flat against a bright blue background.
These aren't your grandma's socks. (Unless your grandma's got a wicked sense of humor.)
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Quick Details:
  • Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
  • Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • by: Gumball Poodle
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Horny
Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band. Down toward the foot, the heel and toe sections are also dark green, creating a neat contrast. They’re a fun, direct way to add some personality to your outfit without overthinking it. Perfect for days when you feel like being a little extra, or just want to make someone chuckle.
Details:
  • Color Family: Beige
  • Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
  • Words: "Horny "
  • Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
  • UPC: 810429029700

Horny

$14.00

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