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I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading
If you're into making your feet smell like the delicious, well-worn pages of a literary classic, we don't have any way to help you. But if you're into flaunting your high brow literary interests on a cute pair of socks, we've got just the thing. Wear these sweet Jane Austen socks to your next book club and show off your taste for fine writing!