Mommy Needs A Cigarette
Unisex Crew Socks
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- by: Gumball Poodle
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These unisex crew socks lean into blunt humor with a look that feels equal parts retro athletic and deadpan confession. The bold lettering makes the joke obvious from across the room, while the striped trim and contrast details keep the design grounded and wearable. They have the kind of graphic punch that turns a simple outfit into a conversation before anyone even notices what the rest of you is wearing.
For anyone who likes their accessories with a little attitude, these socks bring a playful edge to jeans, sneakers, lounge pants, or a lazy-day fit that could use a sharper point of view. The crew length gives them plenty of presence, and the overall design makes them a natural choice for anyone who appreciates humor that does not try too hard. They work well for men and women alike, especially people who enjoy a little messy honesty in their wardrobe.
They also make an easy gift for someone with a sharp sense of humor, a new parent, or the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Funny, specific, and memorable, these socks are the kind people talk about after the present is opened.
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810193931377
