My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Unisex Crew Socks
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- by: Gumball Poodle
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For anyone whose dog has better opinions than most people, these unisex crew socks say the quiet part out loud. The bold text makes the joke instantly clear, while the graphic stripes and contrast details keep the whole pair looking sharp instead of sloppy. They have that dry, confident humor that lands best on people who already know their dog is part sidekick, part alibi.
Built as crew socks, they bring enough height to show off the message with jeans, shorts, joggers, or cuffed pants. The patterned leg gives them plenty of personality, and the sturdy color blocking helps them stand out without needing anything else to do the talking. They work just as well for a casual day out as they do for lounging with a very judgmental pet nearby.
If you need a gift for a dog lover with a sense of humor, these socks are an easy win. They’re funny, wearable, and just rude enough to get a laugh from the right crowd.
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- Care: Wash with like colors in cold water. Tumble dry low
- UPC: 810429023104
