Pair of red crew socks with a white and red 'Not Today Satan' graphic. The socks feature a gradient effect and a black heel.

Not Today Satan

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$14
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Pair of red crew socks with a white and red 'Not Today Satan' graphic. The socks feature a gradient effect and a black heel.

Not Today Satan

Men's Crew Socks

These aren't your grandma's socks. (Unless your grandma's awesome.)

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12
Material 49% Polyester 47% Cotton 4% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A blunt little statement for busy mornings

Some socks know how to keep things polite. These men’s crew socks are not among them. With bold text and a direct, no-nonsense message, they bring a sharp sense of humor to a pair made for people who would rather be clear than cute. The graphic layout does the talking fast, which is part of the charm. They feel like the kind of socks worn by someone with a full calendar, a short fuse, and a healthy respect for boundaries.

The crew length gives them plenty of presence, whether they’re worn with jeans, casual trousers, or anything that could use a little attitude at the hem. The graphic is loud in the best way, so even when the rest of the outfit stays simple, these socks add a shot of personality without trying too hard. They work especially well for men who enjoy a little irreverence and prefer their accessories with a point of view.

They also make an easy gift for the friend, brother, or partner who appreciates a joke with teeth. Funny, memorable, and just a little bit defiant, these socks are the sort of present that gets a reaction before the paper is even off.

Materials
49% Polyester 47% Cotton 4% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12

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