Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.

Old Fart

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$15
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Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.

Old Fart

Unisex Crew Socks

Warning: May spontaneously cause uncontrollable laughter (and possibly a little gas).

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A cheeky classic with a straight face

The Old Fart crew socks lean into the joke without losing their cool. With bold lettering, retro athletic striping, and a straightforward sense of humor, they feel like the kind of pair worn by someone who knows exactly what they are doing. The look is playful, a little irreverent, and surprisingly easy to wear.

These unisex crew socks have the familiar comfort of a sport-inspired knit, with a ribbed cuff and a fit that sits comfortably through the day. The design brings a clean, vintage feel to jeans, sneakers, lounge clothes, or anything that could use a bit of personality. The contrast details keep the design sharp, while the phrase does most of the talking.

If you like socks with a point of view, these make it plainly and with a wink. They are an easy pick for anyone with a dry sense of humor, and an especially good gift for dads, grandpas, or the friend who enjoys being the first person to say the thing everyone else is thinking.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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