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  • Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
  • Lifestyle shot of hairy male legs wearing the 'Old Fart' socks against a yellow background. [lf]
  • Front-on shot of a pair of legs wearing the maroon and cream 'Old Fart' socks. [lf]
  • Flatlay shot showing two pairs of 'Old Fart' socks, with hands clasped in the center, against a yellow background. [lf]
  • Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
  • Lifestyle shot of hairy male legs wearing the 'Old Fart' socks against a yellow background. [lf]
  • Front-on shot of a pair of legs wearing the maroon and cream 'Old Fart' socks. [lf]
  • Flatlay shot showing two pairs of 'Old Fart' socks, with hands clasped in the center, against a yellow background. [lf]
  • Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
  • Lifestyle shot of hairy male legs wearing the 'Old Fart' socks against a yellow background. [lf]
  • Front-on shot of a pair of legs wearing the maroon and cream 'Old Fart' socks. [lf]
  • Flatlay shot showing two pairs of 'Old Fart' socks, with hands clasped in the center, against a yellow background. [lf]
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Quick Details:
  • Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
  • Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
  • by: Gumball Poodle
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The Old Fart crew socks lean into the joke without losing their cool. With bold lettering, retro athletic striping, and a straightforward sense of humor, they feel like the kind of pair worn by someone who knows exactly what they are doing. The look is playful, a little irreverent, and surprisingly easy to wear.

These unisex crew socks have the familiar comfort of a sport-inspired knit, with a ribbed cuff and a fit that sits comfortably through the day. The design brings a clean, vintage feel to jeans, sneakers, lounge clothes, or anything that could use a bit of personality. The contrast details keep the design sharp, while the phrase does most of the talking.

If you like socks with a point of view, these make it plainly and with a wink. They are an easy pick for anyone with a dry sense of humor, and an especially good gift for dads, grandpas, or the friend who enjoys being the first person to say the thing everyone else is thinking.

Details:
  • Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
  • Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
  • UPC: 810429024392

Old Fart

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