Only Child
Unisex Crew Socks
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- by: Gumball Poodle
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With its bold collegiate lettering and retro athletic stripes, these unisex crew socks turn a simple phrase into a little badge of honor. The design feels equal parts school-spirit and dry wit, with a crisp, throwback look that stands out without trying too hard. If you know someone who grew up with the bed, the remote, and the spotlight all to themselves, these socks say it plainly and with a smile.
The crew length gives them that classic, easy-to-wear profile, making them a good fit with sneakers, loafers, or relaxed weekend outfits. The clean striped details at the top and toe keep the look sharp, while the text does the talking. They have just enough attitude to be fun, and enough structure to work into everyday rotation without feeling like a novelty for novelty’s sake.
For anyone who appreciates a gift with a little personality, these socks are an easy win. They make a memorable present for birthdays, holidays, or sibling jokes that never really get old.
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810193931193
