Pair of tan and brown ankle socks. One sock displays 'Shit' with toilet paper; the other shows 'Happens' with a poop emoji.

Shit Happens

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Shit Happens

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Shit Happens

Men's Ankle Socks

Embrace the chaos. (And the comfort.)

$8

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4/9-4/17

Size Men's Shoe Size 9-13/Women's Shoe Size 10.5+

Material 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex

Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.

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About this pair

A pair worth getting attached to.

Filed underAdult Humor Ankle Funny Mens Socks

These 'Shit Happens' socks are the bomb! Brown and beige with a quirky cartoon-style drawing of a toilet paper roll on the left and a hilarious poop pile on the right, they'll make even the grumpiest grump crack a smile. Perfect for the man with a sense of humor, these ankle socks will remind him that sometimes, life's just like that - shit happens!

Materials: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit: Men's Shoe Size 9-13/Women's Shoe Size 10.5+