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A pair of blue crew socks with a grey cuff.  They feature white toilet paper roll graphics and the text 'I survived the toilet paper apocalypse'. }}

Toilet Paper Apocalypse

Mens Crew Socks

They're not just socks, they're a testament to your survival skills (and your excellent taste in footwear).
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  • Size: Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12
  • Material: 57% Cotton 25% Nylon 15% Polyester 3% Spandex
  • by: K Bell
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Some moments in recent history were so absurd they deserved their own memorabilia. These men's crew socks lean straight into that collective memory, with a tongue-in-cheek nod to the great toilet paper scramble and the bravado of anyone who made it through with a full roll and a story to tell. The bold message and scattered roll graphics give these socks a dry sense of humor that lands fast, without trying too hard.

The crew length makes them easy to wear with sneakers, boots, or lounge clothes, while the knit build keeps the design front and center. The mix of bright contrast and clean detailing gives these socks enough personality to stand out, but they still feel easy to wear day after day. For anyone who likes novelty socks with a little edge and a clear point of view, these are a sharp pick.

They also make a very solid gift for the person who can still laugh about the lockdown era, the office storyteller, or the friend who treats oddball accessories like a badge of honor. Few socks say “I was there” quite like these.

Details:
  • Size: Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12
  • Material: 57% Cotton 25% Nylon 15% Polyester 3% Spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.
  • UPC: 780512368743

Toilet Paper Apocalypse

$14.00

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