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  • Off-white crew socks with red stripes and a humorous illustration of a couple. Text reads 'We decided NOT to have kids' and 'The kids are taking it pretty hard.'
  • Product shot of 'We Decided Not To Have Kids' socks on their packaging. Shows the full sock design and branding.
  • Off-white crew socks with red stripes and a humorous illustration of a couple. Text reads 'We decided NOT to have kids' and 'The kids are taking it pretty hard.'
  • Product shot of 'We Decided Not To Have Kids' socks on their packaging. Shows the full sock design and branding.
  • Off-white crew socks with red stripes and a humorous illustration of a couple. Text reads 'We decided NOT to have kids' and 'The kids are taking it pretty hard.'
  • Product shot of 'We Decided Not To Have Kids' socks on their packaging. Shows the full sock design and branding.
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We Decided Not To Have Kids

Unisex Crew Socks

The comfiest way to announce your decision (and the surprisingly hard part).
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Quick Details:
  • Size: One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11
  • Material: Super Soft Cotton And Synthetic (Nylon, Polyester And/Or Acrylic)
  • by: Funatic
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Calling all power couples, dog parents, and comical duos! Step up your sock game with our hilarious "We Decided Not to Have Kids" socks, where the man is spilling the tea and the woman's eyebrow game is on point. These socks will have you saying, "We decided to ditch the diapers, and the kids are not taking it well." Prepare for stares, chuckles, and maybe even a few requests for parenting advice. Get ready to sock it to 'em with these witty kicks!

Details:
  • Color Family: White
  • Size: One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11
  • Material: Super Soft Cotton And Synthetic (Nylon, Polyester And/Or Acrylic)
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
  • UPC: 732003081815

We Decided Not To Have Kids

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