Off-white crew socks with red stripes and a humorous illustration of a couple. Text reads 'We decided NOT to have kids' and 'The kids are taking it pretty hard.'

We Decided Not To Have Kids

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Off-white crew socks with red stripes and a humorous illustration of a couple. Text reads 'We decided NOT to have kids' and 'The kids are taking it pretty hard.'
Off-white crew socks with red stripes and a humorous illustration of a couple. Text reads 'We decided NOT to have kids' and 'The kids are taking it pretty hard.'
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We Decided Not To Have Kids

Unisex Crew Socks

The comfiest way to announce your decision (and the surprisingly hard part).

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11
Material Super Soft Cotton And Synthetic (Nylon, Polyester And/Or Acrylic)
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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About this pair

A pair worth getting attached to.

Filed underCrewFunnyMensMother's DaySocksUnisexWomensWords

Calling all power couples, dog parents, and comical duos! Step up your sock game with our hilarious "We Decided Not to Have Kids" socks, where the man is spilling the tea and the woman's eyebrow game is on point. These socks will have you saying, "We decided to ditch the diapers, and the kids are not taking it well." Prepare for stares, chuckles, and maybe even a few requests for parenting advice. Get ready to sock it to 'em with these witty kicks!

Materials
Super Soft Cotton And Synthetic (Nylon, Polyester And/Or Acrylic)
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11

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