Whatever Floats Your Goat
Mens Crew Socks
- Size: One Size Fits Most
- Material: 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- by: Primitives by Kathy
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Whatever Floats Your Goat
Men's crew socks with a rowdy little sense of humor, these socks are built around goats floating through the day on colorful inner tubes, with the phrase "Whatever Floats Your Goat" tucked into the design. The scene has the easy absurdity of a backyard joke that somehow became a favorite shirt, only here it lands on a pair of crew socks made for everyday wear. The look is playful without trying too hard, which is usually the best kind of funny.
The crew height gives these men's socks plenty of room for the artwork to breathe, and the bright heel, toe, and cuff details help the pattern feel finished from top to bottom. They work well with jeans, shorts, or anything that could use a bit less seriousness. If the person wearing them likes animals, wordplay, or a gentle amount of nonsense, these socks will do the job with a straight face and a grin.
They make a great gift for goat fans, joke collectors, and anyone who appreciates a pair of socks that can start a conversation before the coffee is even finished.
