Zero Clucks Given
Mens Crew Socks
- Size: One Size Fits Most
- Material: 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- by: Primitives by Kathy
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Zero Clucks Given
For the man who’s done explaining himself, these men's crew socks keep things blunt in the best possible way. A spread of white chickens pecks across the fabric, while the bold "Zero Clucks Given" message lands with just the right amount of dry humor. The result is equal parts country wit and everyday attitude, with a look that feels easy to wear and hard to ignore.
Crew-length and made for regular rotation, these socks bring a playful twist to jeans, boots, workwear, or a laid-back weekend outfit. The chicken pattern gives them plenty of personality without feeling overdone, and the contrast of the design keeps them sharp from cuff to toe. They’re a fun pick for anyone who likes their wardrobe with a little sarcasm and a lot of character.
These socks also make a great gift for the guy who enjoys a joke that’s more deadpan than loud. They’re memorable, practical, and just cheeky enough to earn a grin the first time they’re opened.
