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    blue, black, and white crew socks with “are you drunk? ..yes or no” printed on the foot.
    Are You Drunk?
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    Are You Drunk?
    $14.00
    Test your levels of sobriety by simply checking off the correct box! Well, this certainly isn't going to plan. Show off your drunken sense of humor with these silly socks. Each cool pair of black and green crew socks features the question "Are you drunk?" with check boxes beneath it....
    2
    mens crew socks in mint green, gray, with green stripes. 'in dog beers i've had 1' text and cartoon sunglasses-wearing dog holding beer mug.
    In Dog Beers I've Had 1
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    In Dog Beers I've Had 1
    $14.00
    Everyone always confuses dog years with human years. All we know is that less means more when it comes to a man's best friend! These funny socks feature a graphic dog enjoying a nice cold brew. Above him reads "In dog beers I've had 1". These cool socks make a...
    3
    women's crew socks with wine bottle and wine glasses motif
    Wine Down
    Crew SocksHot Sox
    $8.00
    Wine Down
    $8.00
    Sip, sip, hooray! Wine Down socks are calling all wine enthusiasts to put their feet up and relax. These gray crew socks feature a fun pattern of a wine bottle and three wine glasses. Let these socks be your reminder to take it easy and enjoy the little things in...
    4
    gray and blue striped crew socks with the word 'beergetarian' in yellow letters on a blue background.
    Beergetarian
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    Beergetarian
    $14.00
    Who says beer and socks don't go together? Beergetarian socks combine these two loves with a fun gray and blue striped pattern and yellow letters that proclaim your beer-loving lifestyle. For the ultimate beer lover, these socks will keep your feet happy and hoppy.
    5
    blue novelty socks with cartoon whiskey glasses and whiskey puns. perfect for whiskey lovers.
    You're Neat
    Crew SocksHot Sox
    $14.00
    You're Neat
    $14.00
    Kick off your boring sock game with these "You're Neat!" whiskey socks! The perfect pick for the whiskey connoisseur or casual whiskey drinker, these blue socks are decorated with whiskey glasses filled with delicious "amber liquid" and the words "You're Neat!" - a fun play on words for neat whiskey....
    6
    crew length purple socks for women with 'save water drink wine' text on the leg, grape graphic on the foot, and k. bell brand name on the sole.
    Save Water Drink Wine
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $8.00
    Save Water Drink Wine
    $8.00
    Some places are going through a water shortage as you read this! Why not save a little H2O and grab a nice vintage treat from the cellar? These funny burgundy and purple crew socks feature the phrase "Save water drink wine" above the ankle with a small wine glass about...
    7
    gray crew socks with orange toes and heels. they feature the words "i'm a hopeless hoptimist" and a smiling cartoon beer mug.
    I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
    $14.00
    If your feet could talk, they'd say, "Hop in these socks! They're the perfect blend of humor and comfort. With a toasty-warm orange toe and heel, these gray socks feature the words, "I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist," along with an adorable grinning cartoon beer mug. Wear them the next time you're...
    8
    gray crew socks with "getting loaded..." and a red loading bar (75% complete)
    Getting Loaded
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    Getting Loaded
    $14.00
    Ready for a refill? Slide into these "Getting Loaded" socks and let everyone know your beer game is strong, and your style? Even stronger. Picture this: a cheeky loading bar creeping up to 75%, signaling you're almost at full fun capacity. Not just for the craft beer aficionados but for...
    9
    blue crew socks with a pattern of alcoholic drinks and the words "i don't give a sip".
    Don't Give A Sip
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $8.00
    Don't Give A Sip
    $8.00
    Sip into style with these spirited blue Don't Give a Sip socks! Featuring a playful pattern of wine glasses, martini glasses, cocktail glasses, lime wedges, and mint sprigs, they're the perfect accessory for any happy hour. The bold pink lettering on the top of the sock declares your stance on...
    10
    men's crew socks in gray with black toe and heel. tequila bottles, limes, and shot glasses pattern. "no work tequila" text.
    No Work Tequila
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    No Work Tequila
    $14.00
    Kick back with these No Work Tequila socks, perfect for any casual occasion. Showcasing a playful pattern of tequila bottles, limes, and shot glasses, these socks speak volumes without you having to say a word. So put your feet up, pour yourself a drink, and let the good times roll.
    yellow crew socks with beer glasses, bottles, and hops. "brewmaster" in black text with a red banner. mens.
    Brewmaster
    Crew SocksSock It to Me
    $14.00
    Brewmaster
    $14.00
    These beer-themed socks are a delightful choice for the brew enthusiast in your life. Whether you're a home brewer or just love a good cold one, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. With images of beer glasses, bottles, and hops, these socks are the perfect...
    blue crew socks with a cartoon man holding alcohol and the text "alcohol because fuck feelings."
    Alcohol
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $12.00
    Alcohol
    $12.00
    These novelty socks feature a cartoon man holding a bottle of alcohol with the text "Alcohol...Because fuck feelings." These crew socks are made for women and bring a touch of humor to your feet. Perfect for a night out or a casual day, these socks are sure to get a...
    yellow crew length athletic socks for men and women with white bubbles and text that reads '{here for the beer}'.
    Here For The Beer Athletic
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    Here For The Beer Athletic
    $14.00
    Put on your beer goggles and slip into these 'Here For The Beer' athletic crew socks. Whether you're kicking back at home or hitting the town, these socks will make sure everyone knows what you're really here for. The bright yellow socks are covered in white bubbles and the text...
    maroon crew socks with white pattern of mulled wine, featuring orange slice and star anise; "i need to mull it over" text.
    I Need to Mull it Over
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    I Need to Mull it Over
    $14.00
    "Raise your spirits with our 'I Need to Mull it Over' maroon crew socks! Sip on the warmth and coziness of a mulled wine design in white, with an orange slice and star anise floating in bliss. For the wine enthusiasts who need a reminder to take a moment and...
    black crew socks with hammers, screwdrivers and a mixed drink with lemon wedge. the words 'get hammered' are knit into the sock
    Get Hammered
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    Get Hammered
    $14.00
    Attention all socket scientists! Gather round and witness the Get Hammered socks, a bootiful blend of hilarity and craftsmanship. So, picture this: A dark canvas adorned with hammers, screwdrivers, and a tasty-looking drink garnished with a lemon wedge. To top it off, the words "Get Hammered" serve as a catchy...
    purple crew socks with wine, grapes, and flower pattern imprinted with text saying 'maybe wine will help'.
    Maybe Wine Will Help
    Crew SocksSock It to Me
    $11.00
    Maybe Wine Will Help
    $11.00
    Wine not wear these purple Maybe Wine Will Help crew socks for women? The pattern of wine bottles, grapes, and flowers, along with the text "Maybe Wine Will Help" will surely make you smile. They're the perfect pick-me-up for a long day or a fun night out. Who knows, maybe...
    blue crew socks with a corkscrew design featuring the words 'screw it'.
    Screw It
    Crew SocksHot Sox
    $14.00
    Screw It
    $14.00
    Life's too short to be serious all the time. Pop on a pair of these Screw It socks, featuring a vivid blue background with a corkscrew design and the perfect sentiment for when you need a reminder to lighten up. Because hey, sometimes the best way to cope is to...
    novelty women's blue crew socks with tequila-related images including shot glasses, lime wedges, and the phrase "yes, you can dance".
    Tequila
    Crew SocksFoot Traffic
    $10.00
    Tequila
    $10.00
    Tequila-inspired crew socks, these are sure to get the party started. From margaritas to dancing on tables, these are the socks that will turn your night out into a fiesta. The bright blue background features tequila-shot glasses, tasty lime wedges, and the encouraging slogan "Yes, you can dance!" They're the...
    crew-length colorful womens socks with orange slice pattern, "summer fridays' and 'k. bell' text
    Summer Fridays
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $9.00
    Summer Fridays
    $9.00
    Ready to put some fun in your Friday? Days ending in Y are for sipping bubbly with your toes dipped in sunshine! Our "Summer Fridays" socks, inspired by K. Bell, will make you feel like you're on permanent vacation with their mimosa-inspired orange slice pattern. And the good news is......
    white crew sock with cloud patterns and a skateboard-riding angel with "i think my guardian angel drinks" printed on the top.
    Guardian Angel
    Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
    $11.00
    Guardian Angel
    $11.00
    Let's face it, guardian angels can be a bit of a handful. I mean, who hasn't wondered if their guardian angel has been hitting the sauce a little too hard? These cozy crew socks are just the thing to show your support for your guardian angel...or at least your sense...
    wine and cheese 3 pack wine themed womens multi novelty crew 0
    Wine and Cheese 3 Pack
    Crew SocksHot Sox
    $21.00
    Wine and Cheese 3 Pack
    $21.00
    Wine and Cheese 3 Pack Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These wine themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and fit Women's Shoe Size 4-10.5. Made of 1st Sock: 52% Cotton 31% Nylon 15% Polyester 2% Spandex; 2nd...
    pair of yellow socks with white and gold stripes that read "beer" in repeating pattern, front view.
    Beer
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Beer
    $14.00
    Beer: the delightful drinkable bread that fills us with confidence and a little bit of gas! These socks, just like your favorite brew, are designed to bring joy to most. With a blend of Butterscotch Cotton and vibrant nylon hues, these one-size-fits-most socks are the perfect conversation starter, made with...
    front view of a pair of orange socks with a pattern of cartoon beer mugs with arms and legs. the text "don't worry be hoppy" is printed on the socks.
    Don't Worry, Be Hoppy
    Crew SocksSock It to Me
    $14.00
    Don't Worry, Be Hoppy
    $14.00
    Ever notice how beer has its own way of bringing people together? Now, it can bring your style together too with these quirky beer buddies socks! Decked out in bright orange and featuring cartoon beer mugs with arms and legs, these socks ensure your feet are always in good spirits....
    the home brew socks are brown with an image of a beer mug with a head of foam. the mug is surrounded by green hop plants.
    Home Brew
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $18.00
    Home Brew
    $18.00
    Pour yourself into a pair of Home Brew socks! Ideal for beer enthusiasts and whimsical sock lovers alike, these crew-length brown socks are adorned with a frothy beer mug and hop plant designs. Perfect for brewpub visits, casual Fridays, or lazy Sunday sips, they make every step a little hoppier....
    womens' novelty cartoon wine glass crew socks say "classy people...wine: how classy people get shitfaced"
    Classy People
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $12.00
    Classy People
    $12.00
    "Ugh, Monday again... Want to raise a glass to that? Classy People socks feature a fabulous cartoon gal who has the right idea: time for some wine. Treat your tootsies to these tipsy cartoon socks and get ready for some footloose and fancy-free fun. Wine not?"
    Bear Keg
    Bear Keg
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    Bear Keg
    $13.00
    Calling all beer-loving fashionistas! Lace up your kicks with our Bear Keg Crew Socks and quench your thirst for unique style. Picture this: a vibrant blue canvas adorned with a brown bear, keg in paw, and "Bear Keg" emblazoned across. Scattered paw prints add a playful touch, making these socks...
    white crew socks with black and yellow text "cocktails first...questions later". green stripes, yellow toe, heel. for men and women.
    Cocktails First Questions Later
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Cocktails First Questions Later
    $14.00
    Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
    black crew socks with gray toes, heels and tops. text reads "happy hour is calling, accept." and has an illustration of two beer mugs and a phone.
    Happy Hour is Calling
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    Happy Hour is Calling
    $14.00
    Slip on a pair of these "Happy Hour is Calling" socks and let the good times brew! These black crew socks feature gray toes, heels, and tops with two beer mugs and a phone, reminding you that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere. Perfect for the beer lover in your life.
    blue crew socks with black and white woman holding martini glass graphic on each side. text reads {alcohol...the cause and solution to all of life's problems}
    Cause And Solution
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $10.00
    Cause And Solution
    $10.00
    Looking for a fun and witty way to celebrate your appreciation for the one true elixir of life? Look no further than our Cause and Solution Women's Crew Socks. These socks feature a vibrant blue background with the phrase "Alcohol...The Cause and Solution to All of Life's Problems" and a...
    purple wine-themed crew socks with blue toes featuring a pattern of wine, cheese, bread, and grapes. text on bottom of toes reads, "if you can read this...bring more wine".
    Bring More Wine
    Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
    $11.00
    Bring More Wine
    $11.00
    These purple "Bring More Wine" crew socks are the key to any wine lover's heart. Whether you need a reminder to bring more wine for the party or just want something fun and lighthearted to wear, these socks have it all, featuring a pattern of wine bottles, cheese, bread, and...
    crew length blue socks with white polka dots that say 'does this mask make my butt look big?' and 'how do i drink wine with this mask?' on them.
    Mask
    Crew SocksFoot Traffic
    $10.00
    Mask
    $10.00
    These socks are the bomb! They're blue with white polka dots and say "Does this mask make my butt look big?" and "How do I drink wine with this mask?" - pandemic fashion at its finest. You'll feel like a total genius when everyone gets a kick out of your...
    purple crew socks with 'i go both ways' text and wine graphics.
    I Go Both Ways
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $8.00
    I Go Both Ways
    $8.00
    These purple crew socks say 'I Go Both Ways' in bold white lettering, with a picture of red and white wine glasses and a bottle of red wine. Like a good wine, these socks can be worn with both a casual and formal outfit, making them the perfect, lighthearted accessory...
    mens dark blue crew socks feature in case of emergency message on a flask, red and green snowflakes, and pine trees.
    In Case of Emergency
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    In Case of Emergency
    $14.00
    Got a festive crisis on your hands? Slide into these "In Case of Emergency" holiday socks and let the fun begin! Decked out in a night-sky vibe sprinkled with red and green snowflakes, pine trees, and that all-important emergency flask, they’re a holiday party for your feet. Ideal for the...
    quarter length white socks with "bourbon" in black and orange letters for men and women
    Bourbon
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.00
    Bourbon
    $13.00
    Bourbon Socks: Ready for the Neat-est Pair of Socks Ever? 🥃 Savor the spirit of Kentucky's finest with these classic Bourbon socks. 🧦 Elevate your sock game with these stylish foot warmers that'll make you the envy of whiskey aficionados everywhere. Whether you're sipping neat, on the rocks, or in...
    white quarter length socks with yellow lettering spelling out "beer."
    Beer
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.00
    Beer
    $13.00
    Calling all beer lovers! Slip into these cheerful Quarter length Beer socks and quench your thirst for fun. With white socks adorned in yellow and black stripes, these bad boys feature the word "BEER" in bold yellow letters, making a statement that's as crisp as your favorite brew. Whether you're...
    purple crew socks with wine glass and bottle pattern for men, women, and kids.
    Wine Game Me And Mini
    Crew SocksLiving Royal
    $13.00
    Wine Game Me And Mini
    $13.00
    Get ready to twinkle toes with your little one in these adorable matching socks for mom and kid! The mom's pair boasts a playful "Wine Game Strong" theme, perfect for those evenings when a glass of wine is just what the doctor ordered. T For the kiddo, the socks playfully...