Funatic Socks

Funatic Socks

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Direct, funny, and occasionally unprintable, this collection of novelty crew socks covers the full range of things people think but rarely say out loud. Workplace frustrations, outdoor humor, food references, and unfiltered opinions make these unisex socks a reliable gift for anyone with a sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense. Men's, women's, and unisex fits available.

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  • Black crew socks with white stripes at the top and the phrase 'Shit's About To Get Real' in white lettering.
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    Shit's About To Get Real

    Shit's About To Get Real

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in blue with a teal speech bubble saying 'Not This Shit Again'. The sock also features small red and white triangles on a blue background.
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    Not This Shit Again

    Not This Shit Again

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • White crew socks with a pizza slice graphic, red and green stripes at the top, and a checkered pattern at the bottom. Text reads, 'You Want a Pizza Me?'
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    You Want A Pizza Me

    You Want A Pizza Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • A navy blue crew sock with 'Don't Be A Dick' in white text and colorful whimsical designs including flowers and stars.
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    Don't Be A Dick

    Don't Be A Dick

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Lilac crew socks with a playful 'Shut The Fuck Up Cakes' slogan, pink cupcake illustrations, and maroon heel and toe.
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    Shut The Fuck Up Cakes

    Shut The Fuck Up Cakes

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Grey crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'All The Fucks I Give:' followed by a numbered list. Fun and sarcastic!
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    All The Fucks I Give

    All The Fucks I Give

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Beige crew socks with a brown cuff, featuring a cartoon squirrel and the text 'Protect Your Nuts'.
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    Protect Your Nuts

    Protect Your Nuts

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with green forest design and orange 'May the Forest Be With You' text. Features olive green heel and toe.
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    May The Forest Be With You

    May The Forest Be With You

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in camo green and gold with a deer face graphic and the text 'I LIKE BIG BUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE'.
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    I Like Big Bucks And I Cannot Lie

    I Like Big Bucks And I Cannot Lie

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14

  • Crew socks with a sharper point of view

    Polite is overrated when the message fits on a sock.

    Some collections speak quietly. This one does not. Built around crew socks with a direct, irreverent edge, it captures the kind of humor that lands immediately and does not bother smoothing itself over. The range moves through workplace frustration, food obsessions, animal loyalty, and the occasional gloriously rude aside, which makes it feel especially suited to unisex gifting and everyday wear for anyone who appreciates novelty socks with personality.

    There is a clarity to this sort of humor that makes it easy to browse for birthdays, holidays, or those moments when a small, well-timed gift says more than a long explanation. These funny socks are less about decoration and more about point of view, which is why they work so well as conversation starters. They bring an edge to an ordinary outfit without asking for attention, just enough mischief to feel memorable.

  • Brown crew socks with a pink cuff, featuring a sassy message and teal, pink, and white floral accents.
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    I Don't Have An Attitude Problem

    I Don't Have An Attitude Problem

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • A single light-blue crew sock with the phrase 'Maybe Swearing Will Help' in white text. The sock is shown from the side, angled.
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    Maybe Swearing Will Help

    Maybe Swearing Will Help

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in peach and white featuring a cartoon girl and the text 'I'm not always a bitch, Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself!'
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    I'm Not Always A Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

    I'm Not Always A Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Grey crew socks with a maroon cuff, featuring a BBQ grill, spatula, and the text 'Let The Meat Sweats Begin'.
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    Let The Meat Sweats Begin

    Let The Meat Sweats Begin

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • A maroon crew sock with the phrase 'Cheers Bitches', champagne glasses, and celebratory graphics. Pink and gold accents on a soft, comfortable sock.
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    Cheers Bitches

    Cheers Bitches

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Red crew socks with white polka dots and a pink cuff. The socks feature the text 'Shhh... No One Cares' in white.
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    Shhh No One Cares

    Shhh No One Cares

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in light blue with a black cuff. The design includes a birthday cake, candles, and the phrase 'Too Old To Give A Shit'.
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    Too Old To Give A Shit

    Too Old To Give A Shit

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in light blue with a black and white plaid pattern. Text on the sock reads 'Yo! Karen Sit The Fuck Down'.
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    Yo Karen Sit The Fuck Down

    Yo Karen Sit The Fuck Down

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with a brown cuff, featuring an illustration of an Old Fashioned cocktail and small mustard and red x's.
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    Call Me Old Fashioned

    Call Me Old Fashioned

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Gray crew socks with thin gray and white stripes and the text 'I Love Meetings About Meetings'.
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    I Love Meetings About Meetings

    I Love Meetings About Meetings

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Purple crew socks with horizontal stripes in orange, pink, and green. The phrase 'Let That Shit Go' is printed on the stripes.
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    Let That Shit Go

    Let That Shit Go

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with a yellow cuff, featuring lemons and the phrase 'Suck It' in a playful design.
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    Suck It

    Suck It

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Beige crew socks with a brown 'I Drink and I Know Things' phrase, a brown lion emblem, and brown stripes at the top.
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    I Drink & I Know Things

    I Drink & I Know Things

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. Design features a cartoon philosopher in a thought bubble saying 'I fart therefore I am'.
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    I Fart Therefore I Am

    I Fart Therefore I Am

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Red crew socks with a black cuff, featuring a yellow middle finger, 'Bye Felicia' text, and multicolored stars.
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    Bye Felicia

    Bye Felicia

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Two crew socks; one black with The Dude's portrait and 'The Dude' text, the other beige with brown coffee cups and ice cubes.
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    The Big Lebowski / The Dude 2 Pack

    The Big Lebowski / The Dude 2 Pack

    Men's Crew Socks
    $20
  • Black crew socks with thin grey stripes and 'THE GROOM' in white text. A fun, stylish sock for weddings.
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    The Groom

    The Groom

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Black crew socks with red cuffs, featuring a chaotic design of party-themed illustrations and the phrase 'We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up'.
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    We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up

    We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in off-white with a light blue grid pattern. Red and black text reads 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe'. Navy blue heel and toe.
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    Science Doesn't Care What You Believe

    Science Doesn't Care What You Believe

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Crew socks in burnt orange and maroon. The design features the text 'I'm Pretty Bitchin' in the Kitchen' with a whisk graphic.
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    Pretty Bitchin' in the Kitchen

    Pretty Bitchin' in the Kitchen

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • A navy blue crew sock with green cuffs, white bicycle designs, and the phrase 'All Ass No Gas' printed on the leg.
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    All Ass. No Gas

    All Ass. No Gas

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14