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Crew socks in grey with navy blue stripes and a retro graphic of a man and woman drinking, with the text 'I'm the Drunk Sheep of the Family'.
Drunk Sheep
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$14.00
Drunk Sheep
$14.00
Drunk Sheep Socks: Prepare to bleat with laughter in these outrageously hilarious socks! Featuring a cartoonish sheep wearing a party hat, holding a martini glass, and rocking a red scarf, these gray and white socks are a boozy riot. With the tagline "I
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Off-white crew socks with a brown cuff.  A retro-style illustration of a woman holding a coffee cup and text reading 'Step Aside, Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol.'
Step Aside
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$14.00
Step Aside
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Need that extra boost of motivation to get the day started? Kick off your day with a cup of Joe in one hand and a pair of these 'Step Aside, Coffee" socks on your feet. Let the world know you mean business when you wear these comfy, white cotton socks...
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Cream crew socks with a brown cuff, featuring an illustration of an Old Fashioned cocktail and small mustard and red x's.
Call Me Old Fashioned
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$14.00
Call Me Old Fashioned
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I'll bet that you didn't know that 'Call Me Old Fashioned' referred to the classic cocktail and not just an expression meaning a bit old-fashioned. Now that you know, may I interest you in these white socks with brown tops that bear the words 'Call Me Old Fashioned' in brown...
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A maroon crew sock with the phrase 'Cheers Bitches', champagne glasses, and celebratory graphics. Pink and gold accents on a soft, comfortable sock.
Cheers Bitches
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$14.00
Cheers Bitches
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Life's too short for drab socks. So raise a glass, clink it with your imaginary sock friend and say 'Cheers, Bitches!' in these soft party-ready socks. You're not just someone who wears socks. You're a walking celebration, a sock star, a fashion legend. So cheers to you, sock-wearing royalty!
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Black crew socks with a white slogan: 'Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Again Neither Does Milk'.
Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
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$14.00
Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
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Black socks with white text that reads "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk" - a tongue in cheek joke and memento that even the greatest beverages can't fix life's biggest problems. Designed to fit all people, these unisex, crew-length socks let you express your playful...
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Crew socks in taupe, burgundy, and yellow, featuring a playful 'Wish You Were Beer' graphic with a bottle cap design.
Wish You Were Beer
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$14.00
Wish You Were Beer
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These Wish You Were Beer socks are the perfect way to show your love for beer! Because while we can't teleport you to a brewery, we can offer these beer-themed socks that'll make you thirsty for more. With their brown and yellow color scheme and the words "Wish You Were...
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Rust-red crew socks with a beige 'Home is Where the Beer Is' graphic, beer glass image, pretzels, and wheat illustrations.
Home Is Where The Beer Is
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$14.00
Home Is Where The Beer Is
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Pretzel Patterned Beer Socks: Where Beer and Fashion Collide! Kick back and relax with a frothy beer while rocking these quirky pretzel and wheat patterned socks. The phrase 'Home Is Where The Beer Is' proudly displayed on these brown and off-white socks is sure to spark conversations at your next...
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Olive green crew socks with a cartoon of a man drinking beer and the text 'Camping Without Beer'.  Features olive green stripes near the cuff.
Camping Without Beer
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$14.00
Camping Without Beer
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Camping socks with a cartoon of a bald man drinking a beer and the phrase 'Camping Without Beer...Is Just Sitting In the Woods'. This fun and quirky pair of socks is perfect for any camper who loves a good beer.
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Crew socks in blue and black. One sock shows a beer can graphic, the other reads 'BEER ME ASAP'.
Beer Me Asap
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$14.00
Beer Me Asap
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Take your fashion game up a notch with the "Beer Me ASAP" socks! These radical socks boast a vibrant blue and black design, featuring a cool beer can graphic on one sock and the words "Beer Me ASAP" on the other. They're sure to become your go-to socks for any...
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Crew socks in green and gold. One sock shows a beer mug, the other says 'This Guy Needs A Beer'.
This Guy Needs A Beer
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$14.00
This Guy Needs A Beer
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Beer me! Slip into the This Guy Needs A Beer novelty crew socks and quench your thirst for fun. With a frothy beer stein on one side and the cheeky message "This Guy Needs A Beer" on the other, these socks will have you and your drinking buddies toasting to...
Crew socks in blue with a light-blue cuff. The socks feature a beer glass graphic, the text 'Beer Makes Me Hoppy', and various beer-related icons.
Beer Make Me Hoppy
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$16.00
Beer Make Me Hoppy
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Raise a pint to the Beer Makes Me Hoppy socks! These beer lover's socks feature yellow pixelated beer glasses, hop cones, and the phrase "Beer Makes Me Hoppy" in bold yellow text. These fun and durable cotton socks are the perfect gift for the craft beer enthusiast in your life....
Beige crew socks with a brown 'I Drink and I Know Things' phrase, a brown lion emblem, and brown stripes at the top.
I Drink & I Know Things
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$14.00
I Drink & I Know Things
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These socks are sure to make people take a second look! The light gray base, brown toes and heels are reminiscent of a lion's mane, and the brown and white striped cuff adds a touch of whimsy. Front and center, the bold words "I DRINK & I KNOW THINGS" are...