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A dark gray crew sock with blue and red stripes at the top and a 'USDA Prime Beef' logo in red, white, and blue.
USDA Prime Beef
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$14.00
USDA Prime Beef
$14.00
Meet the USDA Prime Beef Socks: The perfect blend of style and meaty humor! Inspired by the finest cuts of beef, these socks boast a patriotic red, white, and blue pattern and the iconic "USDA Prime Beef" label. Put your feet into a delicious fashion statement and watch the compliments...
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Crew socks in blue and black. One sock shows a beer can graphic, the other reads 'BEER ME ASAP'.
Beer Me Asap
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$14.00
Beer Me Asap
$14.00
Take your fashion game up a notch with the "Beer Me ASAP" socks! These radical socks boast a vibrant blue and black design, featuring a cool beer can graphic on one sock and the words "Beer Me ASAP" on the other. They're sure to become your go-to socks for any...
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Grey crew socks with a black cuff, featuring a retro-style illustration of a happy couple and the text 'Happy Wife, Happy Life'.
Happy Wife. Happy Life.
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Happy Wife. Happy Life.
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Looking for a witty way to show your love and devotion to your significant other? Slip into a pair of our Happy Wife, Happy Life crew socks, where you can tell the world how you feel. Your feet will be walking on sunshine with the picture of a smiling couple...
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Crew socks in gray, green, and white. Design features a cartoon dad driving a golf cart and the phrase 'This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker'.
This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker
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$14.00
This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker
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Introducing the "This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker" socks, the ultimate accessory for the punk-dad who's not afraid to break the rules. With a dark gray background, repeating white skulls, and a bold, in-your-face message, these socks are sure to turn heads wherever you go. Made of a durable...
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Crew socks in green and gold. One sock shows a beer mug, the other says 'This Guy Needs A Beer'.
This Guy Needs A Beer
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$14.00
This Guy Needs A Beer
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Beer me! Slip into the This Guy Needs A Beer novelty crew socks and quench your thirst for fun. With a frothy beer stein on one side and the cheeky message "This Guy Needs A Beer" on the other, these socks will have you and your drinking buddies toasting to...
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Grey crew socks with navy blue lettering reading 'Trophy Husband' and a trophy graphic.  Light blue heel and toe.
Trophy Husband
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$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
A trophy husband isn't easy to find, just like a sock that doesn't go missing in the laundry. These blue and gray socks are your perfect match. They're not afraid to show off their title, with "Trophy Husband" emblazoned on the side. You'll keep your feet feeling like royalty with...
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Cream crew socks with a brown cuff, featuring an illustration of an Old Fashioned cocktail and small mustard and red x's.
Call Me Old Fashioned
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$14.00
Call Me Old Fashioned
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I'll bet that you didn't know that 'Call Me Old Fashioned' referred to the classic cocktail and not just an expression meaning a bit old-fashioned. Now that you know, may I interest you in these white socks with brown tops that bear the words 'Call Me Old Fashioned' in brown...
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Black crew socks with a white slogan: 'Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Again Neither Does Milk'.
Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
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$14.00
Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
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Black socks with white text that reads "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk" - a tongue in cheek joke and memento that even the greatest beverages can't fix life's biggest problems. Designed to fit all people, these unisex, crew-length socks let you express your playful...
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Crew socks in grey, mustard yellow, and burgundy.  Features a graphic design that says 'Rock the Dad Bod' with cartoon arms.
Rock The Dad Bod
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$14.00
Rock The Dad Bod
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These gray Rock The Dad Bod men's crew socks are perfect for Father's Day. With brown toes and heels, yellow tops, and a cartoon of a dad with a beer belly and mustache, they're sure to make him smile. They also have the words "Rock The Dad Bod" on them,...
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Tan crew socks with brown stripes and a brown football graphic that says 'Go Deep!'
Go Deep!
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Go Deep!
$14.00
Go Deep! socks are like a touchdown for your feet! These stylish mid-calf socks are made with a breathable cotton blend and feature bold brown stripes and the words "Go Deep!" emblazoned on the front. They're perfect for football fans of all ages, or anyone who loves to make a...
A single navy blue crew sock with bright blue flowers and the text 'DOMESTIC AF' in white.
Domestic AF
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$16.00
Domestic AF
$16.00
Domestic AF socks: The ultimate in sass and style. These crew socks feature a dark blue background with a pattern of light blue flowers with white centers. The words "Domestic AF" are displayed vertically on the leg of the sock in white. Whether you're rocking them around the house or...
Grey crew socks with a maroon cuff, featuring a BBQ grill, spatula, and the text 'Let The Meat Sweats Begin'.
Let The Meat Sweats Begin
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$14.00
Let The Meat Sweats Begin
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For the dedicated meat maestro, you know that grilling season is prime time. Whether you're cooking up ribs, steaks, or burgers, these socks are essential attire. With BBQ-inspired puns and designs, you'll have the whole party fired up. Get ready to sweat it out, and enjoy the reward of a...
Crew socks in taupe, burgundy, and yellow, featuring a playful 'Wish You Were Beer' graphic with a bottle cap design.
Wish You Were Beer
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$14.00
Wish You Were Beer
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These Wish You Were Beer socks are the perfect way to show your love for beer! Because while we can't teleport you to a brewery, we can offer these beer-themed socks that'll make you thirsty for more. With their brown and yellow color scheme and the words "Wish You Were...
Crew socks in blue with a light-blue cuff. The socks feature a beer glass graphic, the text 'Beer Makes Me Hoppy', and various beer-related icons.
Beer Make Me Hoppy
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$16.00
Beer Make Me Hoppy
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Raise a pint to the Beer Makes Me Hoppy socks! These beer lover's socks feature yellow pixelated beer glasses, hop cones, and the phrase "Beer Makes Me Hoppy" in bold yellow text. These fun and durable cotton socks are the perfect gift for the craft beer enthusiast in your life....
A pair of crew socks; one dark gray with yellow and blue geometric pattern, the other dark gray with 'Go Ask Mom' in yellow. Both have blue cuffs.
Off Duty - Go Ask Mom
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$14.00
Off Duty - Go Ask Mom
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Fathers, listen up! Whether you're off duty or just need a break, tell 'em to go ask mom with a pair of these hysterical crew socks. Sure to bring a smile to your face, your kid's face, and even the most intimidating father-in-law's. These comfy socks will make you the...
Beige crew socks with a brown 'I Drink and I Know Things' phrase, a brown lion emblem, and brown stripes at the top.
I Drink & I Know Things
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$14.00
I Drink & I Know Things
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These socks are sure to make people take a second look! The light gray base, brown toes and heels are reminiscent of a lion's mane, and the brown and white striped cuff adds a touch of whimsy. Front and center, the bold words "I DRINK & I KNOW THINGS" are...