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Grey crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'All The Fucks I Give:' followed by a numbered list. Fun and sarcastic!
All The Fucks I Give
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$14.00
All The Fucks I Give
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Get ready to elevate your sock game with All The Fucks I Give socks! Forget about boring old socks - these sassy crew socks are all about fun and expressing yourself. With their bold black text against a sleek gray background and three empty lines below, it's like you're making...
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Black crew socks with red cuffs, featuring a chaotic design of party-themed illustrations and the phrase 'We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up'.
We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up
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$14.00
We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up
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These aren't your average socks! "We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up" black socks are here to spice up your footwear game with their vibrant red toes, heels, and trim. Not only will you be stylin', you'll be dropping jaws and making statements wherever you go. Be the talk...
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A single light-blue crew sock with the phrase 'Maybe Swearing Will Help' in white text.  The sock is shown from the side, angled.
Maybe Swearing Will Help
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$14.00
Maybe Swearing Will Help
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We could all use a little help sometimes, why not try swearing? This pair of cool and comfortable crew socks is sure to help you get through your day. Featuring the words "Maybe Swearing Will Help A Little" in white on a blue background, these socks are perfect for men...
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White crew socks with a pizza slice graphic, red and green stripes at the top, and a checkered pattern at the bottom. Text reads, 'You Want a Pizza Me?'
You Want A Pizza Me
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$14.00
You Want A Pizza Me
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Who's hungry for style? We've got just the socks for you! Meet 'You Want a Pizza Me?!', a cheesy, saucy design that will make you the talk of the town (or at least your pizza party). These crew socks are splashed with pepperoni, black olives, and a mischievous cartoon pizza...
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Red crew socks with white polka dots and a pink cuff.  The socks feature the text 'Shhh... No One Cares' in white.
Shhh No One Cares
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$14.00
Shhh No One Cares
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Tired of socks that are as boring as your 9-to-5?Slip into a pair of Shhh... No One Cares red socks with white polka dots and embrace your inner sass. These crew-length socks, designed for both men and women, feature a pink toe, heel, and top, along with two pink stripes....
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Cream crew socks with maroon stripes and a vintage illustration of a woman. Text reads 'Amazingly Enough' and 'I Don't Give A Shit'.
Amazingly Enough
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$14.00
Amazingly Enough
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Amazingly Enough, I Don't Give A Shit. Brighten up your day with these quirky, novelty socks that tell it like it is! Perfect for both men and women, these crew-length socks feature vivid pink and blue axolotls that scream "YOLO." Fun fact: These fascinating creatures can regenerate lost limbs and...
Lilac crew socks with a playful 'Shut The Fuck Up Cakes' slogan, pink cupcake illustrations, and maroon heel and toe.
Shut The Fuck Up Cakes
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$14.00
Shut The Fuck Up Cakes
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Strut your baked goods fashion sense with these Shut the Fuck Up Cakes socks that are sure to make your feet the main course at any gathering. With a delightful cupcake pattern in bright pink and blue, these donut disturb crew-length socks are the perfect snack for your toes. Remember,...
A navy blue crew sock with 'Don't Be A Dick' in white text and colorful whimsical designs including flowers and stars.
Don't Be A Dick
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$14.00
Don't Be A Dick
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You already know not to be a DICK, but now you can wear your message loud and proud with these eye-catching socks that are just as humorous as they are stylish. Everyone will be "bees"-witched by your sock game when they read these socks and pick up on the variety...
Brown crew socks with a pink cuff, featuring a sassy message and teal, pink, and white floral accents.
I Don't Have An Attitude Problem
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$14.00
I Don't Have An Attitude Problem
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Express your attitude with these colorful I Don't Have An Attitude Problem socks! The brown sock features white text that reads "I don't have an attitude problem you fucking bitch," surrounded by vibrant pink and blue flowers. The pink toe and heel add a pop of color, while the dark...
Purple crew socks with a black cuff.  They feature a retro-style graphic of a woman and the text, 'Makeup Doesn't Cover Up Crazy' in neon pink and green.
Makeup Doesn't Cover Up Crazy
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$14.00
Makeup Doesn't Cover Up Crazy
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Hey sock enthusiasts! Turn heads with our Makeup Doesn't Cover Up Crazy socks. Featuring a sassy cartoon of a fierce woman smoking a cigarette with the hilarious words "Makeup Doesn't Cover Up Crazy." Embrace your wild side and show off your rebellious spirit with these crew-length socks made just for...
Pink crew socks with a white 'Feelin' Frisky' text and cute cat whiskers and heart design.
Feelin' Frisky
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$14.00
Feelin' Frisky
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Meet "Feelin' Frisky", the pink crew socks that are bursting with sass! With their bold text and cute cat face, these socks are perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and personality to their everyday look. So, whether you're feeling a little frisky or just want...
Light blue crew socks with the text 'How do I block you in real life?' in white.
How Do I Block You In Real Life
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How Do I Block You In Real Life
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Sassy socks with an attitude! Rock these 'How Do I Block You In Real Life?' socks and let the world know you mean business. These unisex crew socks feature bold white text on a vibrant light blue background, reminding everyone that you're not afraid to hit that block button. Perfect...
Lavender crew socks with the text 'The Tiny Humans Stole My Sanity' in white.
The Tiny Humans Stole My Sanity
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The Tiny Humans Stole My Sanity
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Sassy novelty socks for the sleep-deprived! Tired of your tiny overlords? Show off these purple socks with white lettering that reads "The Tiny Humans Stole My Sanity." Perfect crew length for your rebellious feet to declare your love and frustration for your beloved munchkins. Complete with "The Tiny Humans Stole...
Crew socks in teal, grey, and yellow.  A diamond pattern adorns the sock, with the text 'How May I Offend You Today?' at the top.
How May I Offend You Today?
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How May I Offend You Today?
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How May I Offend You Today?! Do you have a knack for being sassy and salty? Well, you need these socks in your life! Show off your spicy spirit with this crew sock featuring a zesty green, yellow, and white geometric pattern. The secret ingredient to any outfit is a...
Cream-colored crew socks with a maroon cuff, showcasing a vintage pin-up girl graphic and the text 'I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty'.
I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty
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$14.00
I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty
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These 'I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty' novelty socks scream fun and cheekiness. Imagine slipping into these comfy crew socks with a smiling bikini-clad woman on them. These socks are not just a foot covering but a statement piece, a conversation starter guaranteed to bring smiles. They say it all: sassy,...
Purple crew socks with a white cuff, adorned with pink and white sparkly diamond illustrations and the text 'Boujee AF'.
Boujee AF
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$14.00
Boujee AF
$14.00
Forget boring socks! Are you looking for some socks that are as extra as you are? Boujee AF socks are the answer! These purple crew socks, featuring the phrase "Boujee AF" in pink script surrounded by glittering diamonds, are perfect for anyone who wants to add a little luxury to...
Crew socks in blue with a teal speech bubble saying 'Not This Shit Again'.  The sock also features small red and white triangles on a blue background.
Not This Shit Again
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Not This Shit Again
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The 'Not This Shit Again' Socks: When life throws curveballs your way, pull up your socks and laugh it off! These blue and red crew-length socks feature a speech bubble with the words 'Not This Shit Again' and are decorated with triangle shapes. Perfect for men and women who know...
Cream crew socks with a yellow cuff, featuring lemons and the phrase 'Suck It' in a playful design.
Suck It
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$14.00
Suck It
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Ready to pucker up and show off your citrusy style? These lemon sucker socks are bursting with a sunny disposition! With their bright yellow heels, toes, and lemon-printed white bodies emblazoned with the words, "Suck It," these socks will add a zesty zing to any outfit. Who says socks can't...
Black crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I used to, but we broke up.'
I'm Not Fucking Stupid
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$14.00
I'm Not Fucking Stupid
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Who says socks can't be funny? These I'm Not Fucking Stupid crew socks are a hilarious way to add personality to your feet. They're perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, or anyone who just wants to show the world they're not afraid to be a little sassy.
Cream crew socks with a mustard yellow leopard print and the words 'Sexy Kind Of' in purple script.
Sexy Kind Of
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$14.00
Sexy Kind Of
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Say hello to purrfection with these sassy socks featuring sexy leopard spots and the words "Sexy... Kind of." White with pink toe, heel and cuff, these socks capture the essence of a sassy femme fatale, reminding everyone who wears them that they're fierce and fabulous. Meow!
Crew socks in burnt orange and maroon. The design features the text 'I'm Pretty Bitchin' in the Kitchen' with a whisk graphic.
Pretty Bitchin' in the Kitchen
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$14.00
Pretty Bitchin' in the Kitchen
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Are you a total rockstar in the kitchen? Then these socks are for you! Show off your culinary prowess with a pair of "Pretty Bitchin' in the Kitchen" socks. With bright orange fabric and a whisk illustration, they're sure to turn heads. Plus, they have the words "I'm Pretty Bitchin'...
Lavender crew socks with a fun coffee-themed design. Features purple, pink, and dark gray coffee pots, plus a speech bubble that says 'Perky!'
Perky
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$14.00
Perky
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From steamy to iced, drip to pour-over, these Perky socks are a fun way to show off your coffee obsession. With their bright pink and blue design featuring an array of coffee-making tools, these purple crew socks are a sassy and fun accessory for both men and women.
Crew socks in teal with mustard yellow cuffs.  The socks are covered in a repeating pattern of pixelated middle fingers and the phrase 'Per My Last Email'.
Per My Last Email
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$16.00
Per My Last Email
$16.00
Socks that will make you flip! These crew-length socks for men feature a pattern of middle fingers in various shades of blue on a dark blue background. At the top, you'll find the words "Per My Last Email" in bright orange, poking fun at all those office emails. So next...
A pair of navy blue crew socks with the text 'The best thing about my job is that my chair spins' in white.
The Best Thing About My Job Is
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$16.00
The Best Thing About My Job Is
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Slip into a pair of The Best Thing About My Job Is socks and let your feet do the talking! These sassy blue crew socks for men feature the hilarious phrase "The Best Thing About My Job Is That My Chair Spins" in bold white lettering. Whether you're at the...
Green crew socks with pink accents. Features a playful 'Bat Shit Crazy' phrase and a whimsical floral pattern.
Bat Shit Crazy
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$14.00
Bat Shit Crazy
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Who says socks can't be fun? These "Bat Shit Crazy" socks are not just any pair of socks. Imagine your feet frolicking on a lovely meadow, surrounded by pink flowers and vibrant leaves. But, here's the twist: there's bold red text in the middle of all this serenity that proudly...
Crew socks in gray and purple with white text reading, 'Books Make Me Happy' and 'You, not so much.' A yellow smiley face is also featured.
Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much
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Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much
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Bursting with wit and character, our Books Make Me Happy socks are perfect for bookworms and reading enthusiasts. These lively striped socks will make you feel as joyful and cozy as getting lost in your favorite literary world, so put on a pair and join the reading revolution!
Red crew socks with a black cuff, featuring a yellow middle finger, 'Bye Felicia' text, and multicolored stars.
Bye Felicia
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$14.00
Bye Felicia
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Sock it to 'em with Bye Felicia Crew Socks! Rock these red socks with black toes and heels, featuring a hilarious middle finger graphic in yellow with 'BYE FELICIA' boldly emblazoned around it. Scattered multi-colored stars add a playful touch. Perfect for men and women, these socks are a sassy...
Cream crew socks with 'Go To Hell' in teal lettering, pink flowers, rainbows, and yellow accents.
Go To Hell
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$14.00
Go To Hell
$14.00
These "Go To Hell" socks are a charming and sassy accessory that will leave you saying, "Heavens to Betsy!" and not because granny's in the room. With a cottony soft base topped with a blue and green "Go To Hell," these babies will make even your feet smile. Toss in...
Brown crew socks with rust accents and a white argyle pattern.  Features a white bone graphic and the text 'I want to, but my dog said no'.
I Want To But My Dog Said No
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I Want To But My Dog Said No
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Introducing the sassy and hilarious "I Want To But My Dog Said No" crew socks! Featuring the iconic phrase emblazoned on a stylish brown, white, and orange design, these socks are sure to turn heads and bring a smile to your face. Perfect for men and women, these socks are...
Lavender crew socks with a white, sassy quote: "You know what that sounds like? Not my problem."
You Know What That Sounds Like?
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$16.00
You Know What That Sounds Like?
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Strut your sass in these hilarious crew socks with a touch of lavender sprinkled in! Decked out with the bold statement "You know what that sounds like? Not my problem!", these socks send a message of sass and self-care that's sure to raise eyebrows and bring a smile to your...
Burgundy crew socks with a lilac design. Text reads, "Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit." A small lilac whisk graphic is included.
Well Butter My Buns
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Well Butter My Buns
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Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit! These crew length socks for women feature the phrase "Well, Butter My Buns and Call Me a Biscuit" in a bold and playful font. Perfect for the baking enthusiast or anyone who loves a good pun. They're sure to bring a...
Cream-colored crew socks with brown coffee-themed illustrations and the text 'Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch'.
Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch
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$16.00
Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch
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Power up your day with Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch crew socks. Inspired by our favorite morning companion, these comfy and caffeinated socks are a cheerful pick-me-up for your feet. Slip into a cup of style and sass, and let the adorable coffee cups, pots, and French presses...
Red crew socks with white text reading "Keep Rolling Your Eyes, Maybe You'll Find a Brain Back There."
Keep Rolling Your Eyes
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$16.00
Keep Rolling Your Eyes
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Brighten your day and your sock collection with our fresh "Keep Rolling Your Eyes" novelty socks! Guaranteed to make you snicker, these bright red crew socks sport bold white lettering that playfully jabs at those prone to eye-rolling. Get ready to turn heads with every step, as your socks humorously...
Crew socks in teal and lime green with the phrase 'I Have Given Up' printed on the side.
I Have Given Up
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$16.00
I Have Given Up
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Say "I have given up" with these sassy and fun crew-length socks for men. The dark blue socks have bright yellow toes and heels. These socks are a great way to tell the world you're fed up, done, kaput! The left sock says, "I have", and the right sock says,...
A pair of navy blue crew socks with the text 'My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day So I Went Home' in white.
My Boss Told Me To Have a Good Day
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$16.00
My Boss Told Me To Have a Good Day
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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home...and put on these clever blue novelty office crew Mens' My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day Socks. I'm not the only one who wants to scream at their boss! Celebrate the end of the workweek...
Pink and black plaid crew socks with the text 'The Sass Is Strong With This One' in a pink and white font.
The Sass Is Strong With This One
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The Sass Is Strong With This One
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Sock it to 'em with sass in these feisty pink crew socks, featuring the iconic phrase 'The Sass Is Strong With This One' in white lettering. The light gray and dark pink plaid pattern adds a touch of playful sophistication, making these socks the perfect accessory for any sassy dresser....
Crew socks in navy blue with a pattern of small white daisies and the text '99% That Bitch (1% crazy)' in coral.
99% That Bitch
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$14.00
99% That Bitch
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Say it with sass, one sock at a time with our 99% That Bitch 1% Crazy socks! These royal blue crew socks are a sassy reminder that you're not just any girl, you're a force to be reckoned with. With bright white flowers and a bold statement, these socks will...
A single navy blue crew sock with bright blue flowers and the text 'DOMESTIC AF' in white.
Domestic AF
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$16.00
Domestic AF
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Domestic AF socks: The ultimate in sass and style. These crew socks feature a dark blue background with a pattern of light blue flowers with white centers. The words "Domestic AF" are displayed vertically on the leg of the sock in white. Whether you're rocking them around the house or...