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Pair of grey crew socks with black frying pans and fried eggs. Pink toes, white drop shapes, and "Sunny Side" text.
Sunny Side
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Sunny Side
$8.00
Add a bit of breakfast cheer to your step with these grey crew socks. They're covered in a fun pattern of black frying pans, each holding a perfectly cooked sunny-side up egg with a bright yellow yolk. Scattered around are small white shapes that look like little drops, giving the...
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Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
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Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
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Black crew socks with a gray 'Screw It' graphic and scattered screw illustrations. A fun and quirky design!
Screw It
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Screw It
$12.00
This black crew sock lets your feet do the talking. Up top, bold grey letters spell out "SCREW IT" right on the leg. Scattered across the sock's visible side is a playful pattern of grey screws, pointing every which way, some big, some small. You'll also spot tiny grey dots...
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A maroon crew sock with a repeating pattern of orange tigers lying on small green patches. The tigers are stylized and playful.
On The Prowl
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
On The Prowl
$10.00
The rich, deep burgundy color of these socks sets the perfect backdrop for a whole cast of cool tigers. Each visible tiger on this side is a vivid orange with bold black stripes and white facial markings, appearing to be in a low, resting, or prowling stance on a bright...
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A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
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Pair of green and white crew socks. The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
Fuck This Grass
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Grass
$13.00
You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
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Side view of a green crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of brown deer. Light green cuff.
Fawning Over You
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Fawning Over You
$10.00
Walk through the forest feeling extra cozy with these green socks. They're covered in little brown fawns, each with those sweet white spots. The main part of the sock is a deeper, earthy green, while the cuffs, heels, and toes are a lighter, fresh minty green. The fawns are shown...
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Crew socks in bright blue with a whimsical design of black and white cows and gray manatees swimming amongst orange fish.
Sea Cows
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Sea Cows
$10.00
Meet the Sea Cows socks, a whimsical underwater adventure wrapped around your feet. These socks offer a delightful blend of tranquility and humor, perfect for those who appreciate the gentle giants of the sea without the bite of a land shark. Feel snug and secure knowing these charming companions are...
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Crew socks in navy blue, teal, orange, and green. Features a martini glass with olives and the phrase 'I Like it Dirty!'
I Like it Dirty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
I Like it Dirty
$10.00
There's an art to enjoying a dirty martini, much like these socks that celebrate the perfect mix of sophistication and a cheeky splash of olive brine. Adorned with martini glasses and olives, they promise to keep your style both sassy and classy.
Crew socks in black with a lime green cuff. The design includes a martini glass, olives, and the text 'I Like it Dirty!'
I Like it Dirty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I Like it Dirty
$12.00
For those who relish a cocktail with a twist, these socks celebrate the art of a perfectly mixed martini. With a cheeky nod to your favorite drink, our "I Like it Dirty" socks bring a splash of style to your wardrobe. Featuring a martini glass, olives, and the bold declaration...
Crew socks featuring donkeys carrying flowers on a light teal background. The socks are teal and green with a repeating whimsical pattern.
Hauling Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hauling Ass
$10.00
Sometimes, life feels like a never-ending relay race, and you've got to keep up the pace. Introducing our "Hauling Ass" socks—crafted for those who hustle hard and play even harder. With whimsical donkeys carrying baskets and delicate white flowers against a calming teal backdrop, these socks are as charming as...
Crew socks in black with colorful rooster and lollipop designs. Red accents at the heel and toe.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cock Sucker
$10.00
Witty comment: When roosters strut and lollipops swirl, you know you're in for a whimsical treat. These socks deliver a quirky combo that's hard to resist, blending the charm of barnyard royalty with the sweetness of a candy shop.
Black crew socks with a red cuff featuring colorful roosters and yellow lollipops on a repeating pattern.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cock Sucker
$12.00
In the whimsical world of Socksmith, where humor meets style, a chicken and a lollipop can share the spotlight in a cheeky, NSFW twist. Our "Cock Sucker" socks bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe, proving sometimes you just have to lollipop a chicken, and that's perfectly okay.
Crew socks in navy blue featuring reindeer with beer and Christmas lights, snowy landscape design.
Brew-Dolph
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Brew-Dolph
$14.00
Brew-Dolph socks capture the whimsical charm of Rudolph's legendary night off-duty, where he traded sleigh bells for a pint at the reindeer pub, leaving Santa to play designated driver. With a playful Christmas reindeer pattern, these socks add a dash of festive cheer to your step, celebrating the untold tales...
Green crew socks with a repeating pattern of whiskey glasses in white and orange. Made from bamboo.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
Whiskey aficionados know there's nothing quite like that first sip, warming you up from the inside out. Now, you can carry that cozy feeling with you everywhere, thanks to these cheeky green socks adorned with a classic white glass of amber liquid. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the finer things...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of whiskey glasses and ice cubes. A fun, stylish design.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
There's something timeless about the allure of whiskey—an elixir that whispers stories of warmth and camaraderie, much like the old-world charm captured in these striking black socks. The intricate design of whiskey glasses invites you to embrace a dash of sophistication and a touch of liquid courage, making every step...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The G.O.A.T.
$13.00
They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...
A pair of blue crew socks with a whimsical illustration of a boat, text that says 'Yeah Buoy!', and seagull accents.
Yeah Buoy!
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Yeah Buoy!
$14.00
Get ready to make a splash with our new "Yeah Buoy!" novelty mens crew boat themed dress funky fun casual wear hipster cotton rich nylon mens dress sock collection! Let your toes join in on the seaside fun with Yeah Buoy! These blue and white wave pattern sock have an...
Pair of teal crew socks with a retro camper van, mushrooms, and the text 'Take a Trip'. Yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
Take A Trip
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Take A Trip
$14.00
Get ready for an adventure with these funky camping socks! Featuring a dark teal background with red and white mushrooms, a light blue van with the words "Take A Trip," these men's crew socks are sure to tickle your fancy. Whether you're hitting the trails or just chilling at home,...
Pair of pastel pink crew socks with an 'Oh, Honey' pixelated message, rainbow, and orange butterflies.
Oh, Honey
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Oh, Honey
$11.00
Say Oh, Honey to these cottony-soft crew socks with rainbow-adorned pixel butterflies. Pair them with your favorite outfit and become a bee-autiful pollinator wherever you go! They're the bee's knees and make great gifts, too.
Crew socks in navy blue with a pattern of white clouds, cats, dogs, and lightning bolts. Light blue accents at the toe and cuff.
Raining Cats and Dogs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Raining Cats and Dogs
$10.00
Even in the land of naps and dreams, there's a storm brewing! These socks feature snoozing white cats nestled among clouds, but don't let their peaceful slumber fool you. Yellow lightning bolts and raindrops add a touch of whimsical chaos to this blue backdrop. With a matching blue toe and...
Pair of dark grey crew socks with an embroidered red chili pepper and the text "I'm a little chili".
I'm a Little Chilli
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
I'm a Little Chilli
$9.00
Ever feel like your feet need a little extra spice? These dark blue crew socks are here to turn up the heat with their cheeky red chili pepper design. Perfect for those who want to add a playful twist to their outfit, these socks feature the fun phrase "I'm a...
Pair of dark green crew socks with a whimsical llama design and the phrase '¿Como Te?' (Llamas) in yellow text.
Come Te Llamas
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Come Te Llamas
$14.00
There's something delightfully charming about a llama, standing tall with its quirky demeanor and fluffy coat. These playful socks capture that same spirit, reminding you that it's perfectly fine to ask if you're unsure. With a dash of humor and a nod to their woolly cousins, these llama-inspired socks are...
Crew socks in royal blue featuring a pattern of pink pigs wrapped in yellow and orange blankets.
Pigs In A Blanket
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Pigs In A Blanket
$12.00
Unwrap the fun with our Pigs In A Blanket socks! These crew-length delights showcase pigs cozied up in yellow and white checkered blankets. Ideal for lounging, quirky office wear, or adding a playful touch to your attire at any fun gathering. Aren't you ready to show off your whimsical side...
Red crew socks with a black cuff. The design features cartoon cereal and milk characters fighting, along with cereal pieces scattered on the sock.
Cereal Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cereal Killer
$12.00
Meet your new favorite pair of conversation starters, our "Cereal Killer" crew socks! These aren't your ordinary socks; each step reveals a bold red background dotted with cheeky yellow cereal rings. Picture this: on one sock, a cozy bowl brimming with milk awaiting its cereal, and on the other, a...
Crew socks featuring a pattern of black and white sheep on a yellow background.
Black Sheep
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Black Sheep
$12.00
Get ready to be the black sheep—in the best way possible. These crew socks aren't just a cozy affair for your feet; they're a rebellious nod to standing out. Sprinkled with one bold black sheep among a sea of white, they whisper, "Why fit in when you were born to...