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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

Here are some quick links in the collection to get you started:

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Pink crew socks with yellow stars and 'Mother Fucking Girl Power' in white lettering.
MF Girl Power
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
MF Girl Power
$12.00
Girl power! These bright pink crew socks shout your message with yellow stars and white lettering: 'Mother Fucking Girl Power.' Wear them to strut your stuff and let everyone know what you're about.
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Pair of white crew socks.  Features 'Sounds Gay, I'm In!' in rainbow text and a scattered pattern of red, yellow, purple hearts.
Sounds Gay, I'm In!
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sounds Gay, I'm In!
$12.00
Embrace your fabulousness with these outrageously delightful 'Sounds Gay, I'm In!' socks! Sprinkle your feet with rainbow-colored hearts and a bold declaration of gay pride. These socks are the perfect accessory for any LGBTQIA+ fashionista looking to add a touch of humor and activism to their wardrobe. So, slip into...
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Pair of black crew socks with red accents. Feature a retro-style graphic of a woman with the text 'I HATE BEING BIPOLAR IT'S AWESOME!'
Bipolar
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Bipolar
$12.00
Bipolar Socks: These wicked cool knee socks feature a cartoon of a smiling woman with brown hair and blue eyes. With the text "I hate being bipolar, it's awesome" beneath her, these knee socks will give you the confidence to embrace your wild side. They'll make the perfect accessories for...
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Pair of crew socks in teal and green.  Feature a graphic of a person reading on a bench with the text: 'Fuck Off I'm Reading'.
I'm Reading
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm Reading
$12.00
Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
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Pair of women's crew socks in light blue.  They feature lemons, oranges, and the phrase 'Fresh Out of Fucks'.
Fresh Out of Fucks
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fresh Out of Fucks
$12.00
You've got these light blue socks that are basically sunshine for your feet, even when you're feeling less than sunny. Up top, there's a light blue ribbed cuff and down low, the heels and toes are a bright, happy yellow. All over the main part, you'll see a mix of...
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Pair of green and white crew socks.  The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
Fuck This Grass
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Grass
$13.00
You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
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Pair of women's crew socks in fuchsia.  Features a bold 'I'm a total Fucking Delight' text, rainbows, stars, birds, and pink stripes.
I'm A Total Fucking Delight
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm A Total Fucking Delight
$12.00
A bold fuchsia sets the stage for socks that remind everyone how truly great you are. They prominently display "I'm a total FUCKING Delight" across the upper leg, with a small sparkle detail next to "I'm". Below the text, a vibrant pattern unfolds with rainbows emerging from fluffy white clouds....
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Pair of black crew socks with The Office logo and iconic office worker pictogram.
The Office Logo
Crew SocksCool Socks
$9.99
The Office Logo
$9.99
Time to punch in for a day of comfort with these black crew socks featuring the instantly recognizable logo from The Office. Each sock shows "The Office" text prominently at the top, followed by a crisp white emblem. This classic design includes two figures within a shield-like shape, one standing...
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Pair of women's crew socks. Dark blue with white text reading 'Don't be a Salty Bitch', yellow girl illustration under an umbrella, and white polka dots. Yellow cuffs.
Salty Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Salty Bitch
$12.00
Sometimes you just need to get your feelings out, and these socks do it for you. They’re a deep navy blue, with a white cuff and a bold yellow heel and toe. Each sock features a cartoon-style person with short blonde hair, wearing a yellow dress and holding a blue...
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Pair of light blue crew socks. Features a retro-style woman drinking wine, wine bottles, and the text 'How classy people handle their sh*t'.
Classy People
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Classy People
$12.00
"Ugh, Monday again... Want to raise a glass to that? Classy People socks feature a fabulous cartoon gal who has the right idea: time for some wine. Treat your tootsies to these tipsy cartoon socks and get ready for some footloose and fancy-free fun. Wine not?"
Pair of crew socks; one yellow and black pencil-themed, the other white with light blue notebook stripes. Fun and quirky design.
Pencil & Paper
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Pencil & Paper
$13.00
Take notes kids! It's hip to be square especially when you're rocking these funny novelty pencil and notebook paper socks! Wear these and be the envy of students or coworkers everywhere. With these you'll show them you can school them in just about anything. These pair of mismatched socks feature...
Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.
Fuck My Socks Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck My Socks Off
$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
Pair of white crew socks with a repeating red 'Fuck You' print.  Bold and slightly edgy.
Fuck You Bag
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You Bag
$13.00
Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
Pair of green crew socks with repeating pattern of brown sloths hanging on branches.
Sloths
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sloths
$12.00
These Sloth Socks are just hanging around! But in all seriousness, these womens crew socks have a pattern of sloths hanging from branches. They're the perfect everyday sock and a great gift idea for any sloth lover! So, hang loose, and let your feet do the talking. Don't be a...
A pair of black crew socks with pink cuffs.  They feature the phrase 'Fuck You That's Why' and a polka dot pattern. The words 'why?' are scattered across the socks in various colors.
Fuck You That’s Why
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck You That’s Why
$12.00
You're strolling down the street with serious swag, but your socks are making a laughingstock of you? Don't let your footwear be the punchline! Slip on these 'Fuck You That's Why' black socks with hot pink toes, heels, and soles. They let everyone know that you don't care what they...
Pair of crew socks in blue featuring a 'Carpe the Fuck out of this Diem' slogan, rainbows, suns, and stars.
Carpe Diem
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Carpe Diem
$12.00
Feeling blue? Reach for our Carpe Diem socks to remind yourself to seize the damn day in style! With the phrase 'Carpe the Fuck Out of This Diem' emblazoned in vibrant lettering, these crew-length socks for women are a sassy accessory that adds a dash of humor to any outfit!...
Pair of crew socks with pastel pink, blue, and white stripes and a cool llama graphic that says No Drama Llama.
No Drama Llama
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
No Drama Llama
$12.00
No Drama Llama Socks: Cause who's got time for sock drama? These socks show off a chill llama with the words "No Drama for This Llama" so you can stay unbothered and cozy all day. Who needs a llama farm when you've got these fun, novelty socks? Plus, with reinforced...
Pair of women's crew socks; light grey with a sassy cartoon woman graphic, 'Crazy Bitch' text, and red broken heart accents.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
Pair of white crew socks with red and teal stripes.  Features a graphic illustration of a stubborn-looking woman with the words 'Stubborn as Fuck'.
Stubborn AF
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Stubborn AF
$12.00
Stubborn women rule the world. Show off your unwavering stubbornness with these "Stubborn AF" socks with a fun repeating pattern of a headstrong, red headband-wearing woman winking at you. The word "fuck" is boldly written below her in black letters. The crew socks have red and white striped cuffs. Strut...
Green crew sock with yellow cuff, heel, and toe. Features "FUCK OFF" text in purple and a pattern of white daisies.
Fuck Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck Off
$12.00
Sometimes your feet just need to make a statement. These socks come in a lively green, patterned with white daisies that have bright yellow centers. You'll also spot small purple dots scattered between the flowers. Near the top, below a bold yellow cuff, purple text clearly says 'FUCK OFF'. This...