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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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green crew socks made for women featuring a pattern of coffee beans and text that says 'no coffee no workee'.
No Coffee No Workee
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
No Coffee No Workee
$12.00
Need coffee to get you through the morning? The 'No Coffee No Workee' socks will supply the boost of caffeine you need. This pair of green socks features a repeating pattern of brown coffee beans and text that reads '{No Coffee No Workee}' . They're made for women and reach...
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crew socks with "fuck your diet" and cartoon food images.
Fuck Your Diet
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck Your Diet
$13.00
Ditch that diet plan and treat your feet to our "Fuck Your Diet" socks! Featuring a delicious design of pizza, hamburgers, chicken legs, and bones, these socks will make your taste buds and feet happy. From pizza parties to burger binges, these socks are the perfect way to celebrate your...
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blue crew socks with a cartoon man holding alcohol and the text "alcohol because fuck feelings."
Alcohol
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Alcohol
$12.00
These novelty socks feature a cartoon man holding a bottle of alcohol with the text "Alcohol...Because fuck feelings." These crew socks are made for women and bring a touch of humor to your feet. Perfect for a night out or a casual day, these socks are sure to get a...
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novelty unicorn "namastay in bed" pink and blue crew-length bed and couch time women's cozy : super comfy women's bed and couch time novelty unicorn crew-length cozy comfort, plus, they're pink and blue!
Namastay In Bed
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Namastay In Bed
$12.00
Namastay In Bed Socks: Your Bed is the Best Place to Be These pink and blue novelty unicorn-themed crew-length women's Namastay In Bed Socks will give you all the comfiest vibes for lounging in bed and practicing the art of doing absolutely nothing. These cozy crew-length women's Namastay In Bed...
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womens blue crew socks with brown and black cartoon sea otters. some of the sea otters hold fish.
Sea Otters
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sea Otters
$12.00
Sea otters are known to hold hands while they sleep to keep from drifting apart. Now you too can drift into slumber clutching a cartoon sea otter on your feet! Our Sea Otter Crew Socks are as playful and energetic as the animal that inspired them. These socks are blue...
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 paw-some blue crew socks with eyeglasses, paw prints and the words 'my dog is my therapist'
Dog Therapist
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Dog Therapist
$12.00
Have a paw-some day with our "Dog Therapist" socks! These crew-length socks in women's sizes feature a pawsitively delightful pattern of eyeglasses and paw prints. And the best part? They're emblazoned with the phrase "My Dog Is My Therapist" in a playful light blue and dark blue font. Wear these...
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colorful heart-patterned socks with 'sounds gay...i'm in!' message in rainbow letters.
Sounds Gay, I'm In!
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sounds Gay, I'm In!
$12.00
Embrace your fabulousness with these outrageously delightful 'Sounds Gay, I'm In!' socks! Sprinkle your feet with rainbow-colored hearts and a bold declaration of gay pride. These socks are the perfect accessory for any LGBTQIA+ fashionista looking to add a touch of humor and activism to their wardrobe. So, slip into...
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womens crew socks with red and white lightning bolt pattern, large white "guess who's got anxiety?" lettering. funny theme.
Anxiety
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Anxiety
$12.00
If you're looking for a sock that's as electrifying as your energy, then look no further! Our Anxiety socks are sure to make a statement. With their bold white and red lightning bolt design, these socks are the perfect way to add a touch of personality to any outfit. Plus,...
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crazy bitch crew socks, gray with red broken hearts, "crazy" and "bitch" printed in white.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
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black and red knee socks with white cuff feature cartoon woman with brown hair and blue eyes and text that reads "i hate being bipolar...it's awesome!".
Bipolar
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Bipolar
$12.00
Bipolar Socks: These wicked cool knee socks feature a cartoon of a smiling woman with brown hair and blue eyes. With the text "I hate being bipolar, it's awesome" beneath her, these knee socks will give you the confidence to embrace your wild side. They'll make the perfect accessories for...
green and blue crew socks for women with "f--k off...i'm reading" text and a picture of a person reading a book
I'm Reading
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm Reading
$12.00
Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
blue cartoon buddha socks with "let that shit go" in white. ohm symbol and yin yang symbol on bottom.
Let That Go
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Let That Go
$12.00
When life gives you lemons, put on your Buddha socks and tell it to, "Let That Shit Go." These electric blue, ultra-comfy, extra-fun socks are covered with a crew of cartoon Buddhas sitting in lotus position. Each little Buddha has his eyes closed in blissful meditation. Look closely, and you'll...
womens crew socks in hot pink with a grey cat pattern and the phrase "don't fucking touch me".
Don’t Touch Me
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Don’t Touch Me
$12.00
Purrfect for any cat lover, Don't Touch Me cat socks demand attention. Relax in style with cats adorning these hot pink socks with attitude while declaring your boundaries to the world.
yellow crew socks with red and white stripes featuring two women, one telling the other "amazingly enough...i don't give a shit!"
IDGAS
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
IDGAS
$12.00
"Say 'IDGAS' with style and a dash of humor with these novelty socks! Featuring a hilarious text that reads 'Amazingly Enough...I Don't Give a Shit!' these socks will bring a smile to your face and those around you. Perfect for days when you just want to keep it real, these...
womens' novelty cartoon wine glass crew socks say "classy people...wine: how classy people get shitfaced"
Classy People
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Classy People
$12.00
"Ugh, Monday again... Want to raise a glass to that? Classy People socks feature a fabulous cartoon gal who has the right idea: time for some wine. Treat your tootsies to these tipsy cartoon socks and get ready for some footloose and fancy-free fun. Wine not?"
yellow and white crew socks with black and light blue lines; pencil & paper pattern; funny socks for men and women.
Pencil & Paper
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Pencil & Paper
$13.00
Take notes kids! It's hip to be square especially when you're rocking these funny novelty pencil and notebook paper socks! Wear these and be the envy of students or coworkers everywhere. With these you'll show them you can school them in just about anything. These pair of mismatched socks feature...
green crew socks with brown sloths hanging from branches pattern. womens.
Sloths
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sloths
$12.00
These Sloth Socks are just hanging around! But in all seriousness, these womens crew socks have a pattern of sloths hanging from branches. They're the perfect everyday sock and a great gift idea for any sloth lover! So, hang loose, and let your feet do the talking. Don't be a...
 white socks with black text "literally no one cares" and black heels/toes. multi-colored squares pattern on feet.
Literally No One Cares
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Literally No One Cares
$12.00
Who needs socks that scream "I'm a walking enigma of cool and casual?" Look no further. These insanely cool, multi-colored square patterned socks with cheeky "Literally No One Cares" text are sure to turn a few heads in wonder or confusion. Or both. Either way, you can't go wrong with...
pink crew socks with paw prints, eyeglasses, and "my cat is my therapist" in white.
Cat Therapist
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Cat Therapist
$12.00
Paw-sitively purr-fect for any cat lover, these "Cat Therapist" socks will have you feline fine! Get ready to unleash your inner crazy cat lady (or man) with these wild and eye-catching socks. Featuring a vibrant pink backdrop covered in playful paw prints and spectacles, these socks will make you the...
black crew socks with white and orange text that reads "sorry...go f*ck yourself".
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
$13.00
Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
blue crew socks with the words 'carpe the fuck out of this diem' and rainbows.
Carpe Diem
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Carpe Diem
$12.00
Feeling blue? Reach for our Carpe Diem socks to remind yourself to seize the damn day in style! With the phrase 'Carpe the Fuck Out of This Diem' emblazoned in vibrant lettering, these crew-length socks for women are a sassy accessory that adds a dash of humor to any outfit!...
white crew socks featuring a llama inside a blue circle, pink and blue striped cuffs, and the phrase "no drama for this llama."
No Drama Llama
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
No Drama Llama
$12.00
No Drama Llama Socks: Cause who's got time for sock drama? These socks show off a chill llama with the words "No Drama for This Llama" so you can stay unbothered and cozy all day. Who needs a llama farm when you've got these fun, novelty socks? Plus, with reinforced...
white crew socks with green leaves and "don't fucking rush me" text with a sloth image.
Don't Rush Me
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Don't Rush Me
$12.00
Looking for crew socks that'll give you a good chuckle? Say hello to our Don't Rush Me socks! Picture this: soft white socks with a cheerful green pattern of leaves and the hilarious phrase "Don't f*cking rush me" emblazoned across them, complete with an adorable sloth illustration. Trust us, these...
sassy "happy bitch" socks in black with cheerful white text, surrounded by rainbows and clouds. black toe and heel with rainbow ankle stripe. crew length, designed for women.
Happy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Happy Bitch
$12.00
Show your happy side with these fun and sassy "Happy Bitch" socks. The black socks are emblazoned with white text surrounded by a rainbow and clouds. The toe and heel of the sock are black with a rainbow stripe at the ankle. These crew-length socks are perfect for women who...
womens crew socks with bright green polka dots and friendly avocado cartoons. avocado toast is written on top of each sock and one avocado holds a glass of red wine.
Avocado Toast
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Avocado Toast
$12.00
Who needs avocado toast when you can wear it on your feet?! These incredible crew socks are oozing with cuteness and featuring two cartoon avocados. One is holding a glass of red wine and the other has a speech bubble that proudly says "cado toast." And just like avocado toast,...