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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Dill With It
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
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forest green socks with white and cream stripes. "i read banned books" written on the front. crew xl. for men and women.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
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 crew socks featuring playful pattern of potted plants and the words "plant mom". perfect for gardening enthusiasts.
Plant Mom
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Plant Mom
$10.00
Plant Mom socks - the perfect gift for the green-thumbed goddess in your life! Show off your love for all things flora with these fun, light-green socks featuring a vibrant pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Mom" splashed across the top cuff in bold purple letters. Whether you're...
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alt text description: green crew socks with black "plant daddy" lettering and a pattern of potted plants.
Plant Daddy
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Plant Daddy
$14.00
Plant Daddy socks: for the plant-loving dad who's got a green thumb and a great sense of humor. These crew socks feature a pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Daddy" in bold black letters. They're the perfect way to show your dad how much you appreciate his plant-parenting...
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womens crew socks with pine trees and may the forest be with you text.
May the Forest Be With You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
May the Forest Be With You
$11.00
Slip into the wild, funky world of May the Forest Be With You socks! These crew length socks are the perfect companion for any outdoor adventurer. Whether you're hiking, camping, or just kicking back by the campfire, these socks will have you looking like a forest ranger in no time....
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green sushi patterned crew socks with orange toe, heel, and cuff for women
Silly Sushi
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Silly Sushi
$10.00
Craving some sushi, but not the calories? Try these Silly Sushi socks instead! They're the perfect combination of food and fashion, with a vibrant green background, orange toe, heel, and cuff, and a pattern of nigiri, maki, and sashimi with smiling faces. When life gives you lemons, eat sushi -...
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let's snuggle dark green socks with blue and light green stripes. perfect for men and women.
Let's Snuggle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Let's Snuggle
$14.00
Cuddle up with Let's Snuggle socks! These socks are dark green with blue and light green stripes and "Let's Snuggle" in white. Sure to bring a smile to your face, these socks are a reminder of cozy times and furry friend hugs wherever the day takes you. Wear them while...
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green crew socks with cartoonish brown poop wearing red santa hats and white pom poms, perfect for men during christmas.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jolly Poo
$12.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
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dark green crew socks adorned with cartoon santas in red hats.
Styling Santa
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Styling Santa
$12.00
Meet Styling Santa, the jolly crew socks that'll sleigh your feet in merriment! Picture this: a vibrant dark green backdrop showcasing a parade of cartoon Santas, rocking their signature crimson hats and beaming with Christmas cheer. If those darn reindeer ever decide to go on strike, these socks will have...
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  dark green crew socks featuring cartoon marijuana leaves with sunglasses throwing peace signs. peace out.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peace Out
$14.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
green crew socks with a pattern of skateboarding bananas wearing sunglasses.
Peeling Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peeling Out
$14.00
Peel out in style with these Peeling Out socks! Picture this: a crew of skateboarding bananas, shredding it up on pink skateboards, all while rocking sunglasses. These green socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and quirk to your footwear game. Who says bananas can't be...
dark forest green crew socks with cartoon dogs wearing hats, ties, and bow ties.
Dapper Dogs
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Dapper Dogs
$13.00
Paws for fashion! Meet Dapper Dogs, the crew socks that'll make your feet the talk of the town. Picture this: a pack of cartoon pooches, all dressed up in hats, ties, and bow ties, frolicking on a dark forest green background. These socks are so darn cute, they'll have you...
green crew socks made for women featuring a pattern of coffee beans and text that says 'no coffee no workee'.
No Coffee No Workee
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
No Coffee No Workee
$12.00
Need coffee to get you through the morning? The 'No Coffee No Workee' socks will supply the boost of caffeine you need. This pair of green socks features a repeating pattern of brown coffee beans and text that reads '{No Coffee No Workee}' . They're made for women and reach...
light blue crew socks, featuring playful dark brown and tan german shepherds sitting in various poses. perfect for women who adore these majestic dogs.
German Shepherds
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
German Shepherds
$8.00
From the creators of the renowned 'Axolotl fun socks', we proudly introduce German Shepherd socks! These exclusive socks boast an array of these elegant pooches lounging around in their signature dark brown and tan fur. The vibrant hue of light blue serves as the perfect backdrop, captivating the playful spirit...
women's knee high crew socks with bright pattern of ugly christmas sweaters
Ugly Sweaters
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Ugly Sweaters
$10.00
Ugly Christmas sweaters are a classic holiday tradition, but now you can keep your feet festive without the itch. Our Ugly Sweater Socks are the perfect way to show your holiday spirit from head to toe. These socks are so ugly, they're actually cute! Featuring a green background and a...
green crew socks with brown sloths hanging from branches pattern. womens.
Sloths
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sloths
$12.00
These Sloth Socks are just hanging around! But in all seriousness, these womens crew socks have a pattern of sloths hanging from branches. They're the perfect everyday sock and a great gift idea for any sloth lover! So, hang loose, and let your feet do the talking. Don't be a...
crew socks with a pattern of money signs and the text "you can count on me" for men.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
the fore putt socks are green and blue. they have a pattern of golf courses with golf carts and flags.
Fore Putt
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Fore Putt
$12.00
Tee off your day with the Fore Putt socks! These crew length socks are a playful fairway of fashion, swinging with a vivacious pattern of golf courses, carts, and flags in striking greens and blues. Perfect for a leisurely day on the greens or adding a pop of fun at...
brown, blue, and green beer mug and video game controller patterned crew socks for men.
Gameday Beer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Gameday Beer
$14.00
Cheers to game day! Whether you're crushing your rivals on the virtual or actual field, show your team spirit with these thirsty socks! This ultimate combo of beer mugs and video game controllers makes it the perfect present for that beer-loving gamer guy in your life. Ready player one...and two...and...
crew length, men's socks with a pattern of hearts with a sasquatch silhouette in each heart walking through pines with a sunset.
Seeking Sasquatch
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Seeking Sasquatch
$14.00
Have you ever seen Bigfoot? No? Well, now you can at least wear him! These Seeking Sasquatch crew socks feature a pattern of red, orange, and yellow hearts. Inside each heart is a silhouette of the elusive creature walking through pine trees with a sunset in the background. So next...
green pizza slice christmas tree pattern crew socks with pepperoni and snowflakes for men.
Merry Crustmas
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Merry Crustmas
$14.00
Merry Crustmas socks: The cheesiest Christmas socks you'll ever wear! These festive socks feature a jolly pattern of pizza slices shaped like Christmas trees, complete with pepperoni and a star on top. Scattered snowflakes add to the holiday cheer. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer.
green and blue crew socks for women with "f--k off...i'm reading" text and a picture of a person reading a book
I'm Reading
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm Reading
$12.00
Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
dark green socks with "horny for house plants" in bright pink. light pink toes, heels and stripes. crew length socks for men and women.
Horny For House Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For House Plants
$14.00
Unleash your inner plant parent and show off your green thumb with a pair of our "Horny for House Plants" socks! These dark green socks feature the cheeky slogan in bright pink, making them the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for any plant-obsessed friend or a fun treat for yourself. With light...
womens crew socks with bright green polka dots and friendly avocado cartoons. avocado toast is written on top of each sock and one avocado holds a glass of red wine.
Avocado Toast
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Avocado Toast
$12.00
Who needs avocado toast when you can wear it on your feet?! These incredible crew socks are oozing with cuteness and featuring two cartoon avocados. One is holding a glass of red wine and the other has a speech bubble that proudly says "cado toast." And just like avocado toast,...
dark teal socks with red and white mushroom pattern, light blue van with "take a trip" text, yellow stripe and bumper, black wheels with white centers. men's crew length. camping theme.
Take A Trip
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Take A Trip
$14.00
Get ready for an adventure with these funky camping socks! Featuring a dark teal background with red and white mushrooms, a light blue van with the words "Take A Trip," these men's crew socks are sure to tickle your fancy. Whether you're hitting the trails or just chilling at home,...
  dark teal knee-high socks with flames, hearts, spatulas, and "drop it like it's hot" text for women.
Drop It Like It's Hot
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Drop It Like It's Hot
$15.00
Calling all kitchen queens and cooking fanatics! Say goodbye to boring socks and add some flavor to your feet with our "Drop It Like It's Hot" socks. Picture this: a dark teal canvas covered in a sizzling hot pattern of flames, hearts, spatulas, and the iconic phrase "Drop It Like...
  green knee-high socks with bears wearing sunglasses and holding signs that say 'that's shady' in front of a sunset and pine trees.
That's Shady
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
That's Shady
$15.00
That's Shady knee-high socks are the coolest shades in the forest. Forget those grizzly old bear puns, these shades sporting bears are the epitome of chill. Snuggle up with a good book and some cocoa or strut your stuff at the next camping trip. No matter how you wear them,...
green crew socks with a brown bear wearing sunglasses and holding a sign that says 'that's shady'.
That's Shady
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
That's Shady
$14.00
We're talking about socks here. Not just any socks, mind you. These That's Shady socks are a shady-licious way to add some fun and flair to your feet. Picture this: a cool brown bear, shades on, chillin' in a forest with a setting sun. Shady, right? And the best part?...
womens crew socks feature christmas themed black and white cows wearing santa hats and scarves surrounded by red and yellow christmas lights.
Holy Cow, It's Christmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Holy Cow, It's Christmas
$10.00
Jingle all the way with these festive crew socks! Featuring adorable black and white cows wearing Santa hats and scarves, surrounded by twinkling red and yellow Christmas lights, they're the perfect way to show off your holiday spirit. Who says cows can't celebrate Christmas? Moo-ve over boring socks, it's time...
mens ankle socks with cartoon faces, bushy black beards and black eyeglasses in blue and white.
Beards
Ankle SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Beards
$11.00
Has the thought of facial hair grown on you? Do you find the hairy look attractive and full of strength? Show off your love for the manliest of beards with these quirky ankle socks. Each cool pair comes in neon pink and green with several small bearded male faces in...
socks that are plant killer themed. they are green with a black toe and heel. the grim reaper is pictured on the socks with a plant in a pot. the grim reaper is wearing a black robe and a hood. the socks say 'plant killer' and 'sorry' in white text.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Plant Killer
$10.00
Is your green thumb more like a thumb of doom? Fear not! Our 'Plant Killer' socks add a playful spin to your horticultural mishaps. Featuring a cheeky grim reaper clutching a doomed potted plant, these vibrant green socks with striking black accents are perfect for garden parties or just lounging...
a black and green crew sock with a design of a black bear sleeping in a yellow tent in a green forest at night under a crescent moon.
Beary Tired Wool
Crew SocksSocksmith
$18.00
Beary Tired Wool
$18.00
Ever wondered what happens in the forest when everyone else is asleep? A black bear catches some Z's under a crescent moon, nestled in a cozy tent. With COMPASS Merino wool socks, your feet will join the bear's dreamland—warm, dry, and super comfy.
front view of a pair of men's socks. the socks are green with a brown goat on them and the words "the g.o.a.t" on one sock.  the socks are on a white background.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
The G.O.A.T.
$14.00
Some say the goat is the G.O.A.T., and who are we to argue? These playful green socks feature a charming brown goat, proudly declaring "the G.O.A.T." Whether you're gifting them to a legend in your life or treating yourself to a little self-assured swagger, these socks are sure to bring...
front view of a pair of green socks with "big pickle energy" written in white on the top of the socks.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Pickle Energy
$14.00
Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
a green sock with an orange toe and heel. the upper part of the sock has a design of a woman riding a jackrabbit with a texas state outline and the word "texas" written on it. the sock is against a white background.
Texas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Texas
$10.00
Texas: where the jackrabbits are fast, the women are fierce, and the spirit is larger than life—just like these socks. Dive into the heart of the Lone Star State with this playful design that captures the essence of Texas in a fun and quirky way. Perfect for those who want...
the home brew socks are brown with an image of a beer mug with a head of foam. the mug is surrounded by green hop plants.
Home Brew
Crew SocksSocksmith
$18.00
Home Brew
$18.00
Pour yourself into a pair of Home Brew socks! Ideal for beer enthusiasts and whimsical sock lovers alike, these crew-length brown socks are adorned with a frothy beer mug and hop plant designs. Perfect for brewpub visits, casual Fridays, or lazy Sunday sips, they make every step a little hoppier....
front view of a pair of green socks with llamas and the spanish phrase, "como te?"
Come Te Llamas
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Come Te Llamas
$14.00
There's something delightfully charming about a llama, standing tall with its quirky demeanor and fluffy coat. These playful socks capture that same spirit, reminding you that it's perfectly fine to ask if you're unsure. With a dash of humor and a nod to their woolly cousins, these llama-inspired socks are...
the green sock has the words 'get lost in nature' on the leg with a mountain range above the words. below the mountain range are the words 'and you will die'. the top of the foot is black with a green toe and heel. the other sock is the same but in reverse.
Get Lost In Nature
Crew SocksSocksmith
$18.00
Get Lost In Nature
$18.00
Introducing your next adventure on foot: men's crew socks that blend rugged green and black hues, featuring a stark warning—'Get Lost In Nature and You Will Die'—paired with a striking mountain graphic. These socks are not just a statement but a reminder: nature isn't just a walk in the park....
a green sock with a white glass of amber liquid on it. the sock is folded down.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
Whiskey aficionados know there's nothing quite like that first sip, warming you up from the inside out. Now, you can carry that cozy feeling with you everywhere, thanks to these cheeky green socks adorned with a classic white glass of amber liquid. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the finer things...
front view of a pair of green socks with christmas lights and a skeleton getting electrocuted. the socks have red cuffs.
Eating Light This Holiday
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Eating Light This Holiday
$11.00
They say laughter is the best shock absorber, and these electrifying cat socks are here to prove just that. With a playful design featuring a skeleton and Christmas lights, these socks are the perfect blend of humor and holiday spirit. And rest assured, the cat involved is perfectly safe and...
front view of a pair of green socks with a christmas theme. the socks have a black and white image of a krampus on one sock and a repeated pattern of christmas trees, candy canes, and bells on the other sock. the text "krampus believes in you" is written on the sock with the krampus image.
Krampus Believes in You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Krampus Believes in You
$14.00
Krampus, the mischievous counterpart to jolly St. Nick, makes a bold statement on these festive socks. Perfect for those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of delightful mischief. With a nod to folklore and a sprinkle of humor, these socks capture the spirit of Christmas in a way...
front view of a pair of green socks with red cuffs. the socks feature a white skeleton entangled in christmas lights.  the lights are red, yellow, blue, and green.
Eating Light this Holiday
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Eating Light this Holiday
$14.00
Ever seen a skeleton strung up in holiday lights? These socks have, and they're ready to light up your festivities with a spark of humor and a dash of whimsy. With an electrifying cat that's perfectly fine after its shocking adventure, these playful socks promise to add a merry twist...
**alt text description:** green crew socks featuring sloths in red santa hats, hanging from branches, with 'super lazy' written beside them.
Super Lazy
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Super Lazy
$10.00
**Super Lazy Sloth Socks:** These crew socks are not just any socks, they're the ultimate in chill vibes! Picture this: a bunch of adorable sloths, hanging upside down from branches, rocking red Santa hats, and the words "Super Lazy" written beside them. Wear these fun socks and channel your inner...
mens gray crew socks with pixelated dumpster fire pattern. orange flames, black smoke. green toes, heels, and cuffs. funny.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
womens crew socks in light green with pattern of cartoon dinosaurs hugging, hearts between. dinosaur theme.
Hugs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hugs
$10.00
Dinosaur Hugs Socks: Crew socks for ladies with a happy crew of cartoon dinosaurs hugging each other. Aww-inspiring, huggable, and fashionable. Ideal for dino-loving ladies and anyone who needs a splash of cute colors and positivity. These socks will surely make you smile and bring out the inner child in...
mens crew socks with cartoon pickle graphic wearing a yarmulke and "i'm kind of a big dill" text.
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
knee high silly sushi socks for women, with various sushi types on a green background.
Silly Sushi
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Silly Sushi
$14.00
With Silly Sushi socks, knee high, you can finally walk around with sushi on your feet and never finish it! Raw fish, rice, and seaweed never looked so good. And with these socks, made for women, you won't have to share your bites with your friends. Because, let's face it,...
green and yellow crew socks for men and women with the saying 'it's always ok to buy more plants.'
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$14.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...