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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Pair of crew socks; green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats; red and black accents; 'Baaaa humbug!' text.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bah
$11.00
Adorned with white sheep donning festive red Santa hats, these socks are the perfect contradiction to holiday cheer with a cheeky "Baaa...Humbug!" message woven in. Forget silent nights—these socks are for bold statements and playful pokes at tradition. Red cuffs, black heels, and toes add just the right amount of...
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Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
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A pair of teal crew socks featuring a design of dogs playing poker around a green felt table under a green lamp.  Black toe and heel.
Dog Poker Game
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dog Poker Game
$14.00
Feast your eyes on these dog poker game socks! Watch the pups stare down at their cards, each hoping to win the pot. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell. Put on these dark green crew socks for men and let the good times roll! Walk a...
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A pair of women's crew socks in pastel green with illustrations of various potted plants and the text 'Plant Mom'.
Plant Mom
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Plant Mom
$10.00
Plant Mom socks - the perfect gift for the green-thumbed goddess in your life! Show off your love for all things flora with these fun, light-green socks featuring a vibrant pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Mom" splashed across the top cuff in bold purple letters. Whether you're...
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A pair of light green crew socks with a pattern of various potted plants and the words 'Plant Daddy' on a pale yellow background.
Plant Daddy
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Plant Daddy
$14.00
Plant Daddy socks: for the plant-loving dad who's got a green thumb and a great sense of humor. These crew socks feature a pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Daddy" in bold black letters. They're the perfect way to show your dad how much you appreciate his plant-parenting...
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Pair of crew socks; olive green with a cream-colored top featuring two lambs in a pastoral scene and the text 'Oh, Sheep!'
Oh,Sheep!
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Oh,Sheep!
$9.00
Laugh, bleat, and maa with these oh, sheep! socks. White sheep with black noses and cheeky little mouths are frolicking on a green hill under a bright blue sky dotted with white clouds. These socks are guaranteed to make you smile and brighten even the cloudiest day.
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Crew socks in green and brown featuring happy cartoon trees, pine cones, and leaves.  The text 'May the Forest Be With You' is on one sock.
May the Forest Be With You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
May the Forest Be With You
$11.00
Slip into the wild, funky world of May the Forest Be With You socks! These crew length socks are the perfect companion for any outdoor adventurer. Whether you're hiking, camping, or just kicking back by the campfire, these socks will have you looking like a forest ranger in no time....
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Pair of crew socks in green, orange, and purple.  Features a retro-style stripe pattern and the text 'Home Is Where The Weed Is'.
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Home Is Where The Weed Is
$14.00
Hey there, sock enthusiasts! Meet the Home Is Where The Weed Is socks, the ultimate foot swag for those with a green sense of humor. These knee-high socks are a blatant celebration of the good life, emblazoned with the iconic words "Home Is Where The Weed Is" in a vibrant...
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Pair of teal crew socks with illustrated sushi pieces, including maki and nigiri, and cute cartoon faces. Orange accents on the cuffs.
Silly Sushi
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Silly Sushi
$10.00
Craving some sushi, but not the calories? Try these Silly Sushi socks instead! They're the perfect combination of food and fashion, with a vibrant green background, orange toe, heel, and cuff, and a pattern of nigiri, maki, and sashimi with smiling faces. When life gives you lemons, eat sushi -...
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Pair of crew socks. Light blue, green, and red.  'Time To Wine Down' text and vineyard illustration.
Time To Wine Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Time To Wine Down
$8.00
The sun is setting after a long day and it is finally time to wine down. Did we say wine? We totally meant it! This cool pair of colorful crew socks feature a bright yellow sun setting over a heavenly wine vineyard. They make the perfect gift for wine lovers....
Pair of dark green crew socks with 'Let's Snuggle' in white text and teal and lime green stripes at the top and bottom.
Let's Snuggle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Let's Snuggle
$14.00
Cuddle up with Let's Snuggle socks! These socks are dark green with blue and light green stripes and "Let's Snuggle" in white. Sure to bring a smile to your face, these socks are a reminder of cozy times and furry friend hugs wherever the day takes you. Wear them while...
Pair of crew socks; green background, brown poop emojis wearing Santa hats; red cuffs.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jolly Poo
$12.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
Pair of crew socks, green and white, featuring a repeating pattern of a Black Santa Claus wearing a red hat.
Styling Santa
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Styling Santa
$12.00
Meet Styling Santa, the jolly crew socks that'll sleigh your feet in merriment! Picture this: a vibrant dark green backdrop showcasing a parade of cartoon Santas, rocking their signature crimson hats and beaming with Christmas cheer. If those darn reindeer ever decide to go on strike, these socks will have...
Pair of crew socks in dark teal with a pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves wearing sunglasses and giving peace signs.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peace Out
$14.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
Crew socks in teal with a repeated pattern of yellow bananas skateboarding. Bananas wear sunglasses.
Peeling Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peeling Out
$14.00
Peel out in style with these Peeling Out socks! Picture this: a crew of skateboarding bananas, shredding it up on pink skateboards, all while rocking sunglasses. These green socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and quirk to your footwear game. Who says bananas can't be...
Olive green crew socks with a repeating pattern of dogs in top hats and bow ties. Each dog portrait is encircled.
Dapper Dogs
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Dapper Dogs
$13.00
Paws for fashion! Meet Dapper Dogs, the crew socks that'll make your feet the talk of the town. Picture this: a pack of cartoon pooches, all dressed up in hats, ties, and bow ties, frolicking on a dark forest green background. These socks are so darn cute, they'll have you...
Pair of women's crew socks. Green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats and scarves. Red and black accents.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bah
$10.00
Step into the holiday season with a wink! These green crew socks for women feature an assembly of white sheep, each stylishly sporting a red Santa hat, and make a playful jab at festive norms with "Baaa...Humbug!" stitched boldly across them. With red cuffs, black heels, and toes, these socks...
Pair of crew socks in bright green and red, featuring a whimsical all-over print of various holiday-themed ugly sweaters.
Ugly Sweaters
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Ugly Sweaters
$10.00
Ugly Christmas sweaters are a classic holiday tradition, but now you can keep your feet festive without the itch. Our Ugly Sweater Socks are the perfect way to show your holiday spirit from head to toe. These socks are so ugly, they're actually cute! Featuring a green background and a...
Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!'  Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic.  Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Pickles
$14.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
Fore Putt Golf Crew Socks. Light blue, green, and white design features a golf cart on a putting green. Green stripes on the foot.
Fore Putt
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Fore Putt
$12.00
Tee off your day with the Fore Putt socks! These crew length socks are a playful fairway of fashion, swinging with a vivacious pattern of golf courses, carts, and flags in striking greens and blues. Perfect for a leisurely day on the greens or adding a pop of fun at...
Crew socks in blue, brown, and green. Design includes a beer stein, video game controller, and the words 'Game Day'.
Gameday Beer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Gameday Beer
$14.00
Cheers to game day! Whether you're crushing your rivals on the virtual or actual field, show your team spirit with these thirsty socks! This ultimate combo of beer mugs and video game controllers makes it the perfect present for that beer-loving gamer guy in your life. Ready player one...and two...and...
Pair of green crew socks with a golf ball and "I'd Tap That" graphic.
Tap That Active
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Tap That Active
$14.00
It's a hole-in-one! These mens' crew-length Tap That Active golfing socks, in dark green with a white golf ball and brown golf tee, may not help you with your swing, your chip, or your putt, but they will add some fun to your game. Never hit the green? No problem!...
A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
Size Matters
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Size Matters
$11.00
Are your feet feeling a tad unadventurous? Perk them up with our "Size Matters" crew socks, where humor meets style in an eye-catching splash of green and blue. Adorned with a quirky fish proclaiming, "Size Matters," these socks are perfect for fishing expeditions, casual Fridays, or just lounging around. They're...
Crew socks in teal with a repeating pattern of retro sunset hearts featuring Sasquatch silhouettes and pine trees.
Seeking Sasquatch
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Seeking Sasquatch
$14.00
Have you ever seen Bigfoot? No? Well, now you can at least wear him! These Seeking Sasquatch crew socks feature a pattern of red, orange, and yellow hearts. Inside each heart is a silhouette of the elusive creature walking through pine trees with a sunset in the background. So next...
Green crew socks with a pizza slice Christmas tree design. Features a 'Merry Crustmas' text and small white stars.
Merry Crustmas
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Merry Crustmas
$14.00
Merry Crustmas socks: The cheesiest Christmas socks you'll ever wear! These festive socks feature a jolly pattern of pizza slices shaped like Christmas trees, complete with pepperoni and a star on top. Scattered snowflakes add to the holiday cheer. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer.
Green crew socks with a retro illustration of a woman holding money and the text 'You can count on me!'  Dollar signs are scattered across the sock.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Accountant
$10.00
Accountants are the "money masters." They crunch numbers, balance books, and keep businesses afloat. These socks pay tribute to the accounting divas and data divas with a fun, green and white dollar bill pattern and the image of a fabulous accountant with lots of money. These socks will help you...
Pair of green crew socks with pink stripes and the text 'Horny For House Plants' in purple.
Horny For House Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For House Plants
$14.00
Unleash your inner plant parent and show off your green thumb with a pair of our "Horny for House Plants" socks! These dark green socks feature the cheeky slogan in bright pink, making them the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for any plant-obsessed friend or a fun treat for yourself. With light...
Pair of crew socks in green with yellow polka dots.  Features illustrations of avocados making a toast, with one holding a glass of wine.
Avocado Toast
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Avocado Toast
$12.00
Who needs avocado toast when you can wear it on your feet?! These incredible crew socks are oozing with cuteness and featuring two cartoon avocados. One is holding a glass of red wine and the other has a speech bubble that proudly says "cado toast." And just like avocado toast,...
Pair of teal crew socks with a retro camper van, mushrooms, and the text 'Take a Trip'. Yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
Take A Trip
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Take A Trip
$14.00
Get ready for an adventure with these funky camping socks! Featuring a dark teal background with red and white mushrooms, a light blue van with the words "Take A Trip," these men's crew socks are sure to tickle your fancy. Whether you're hitting the trails or just chilling at home,...
Crew socks in green and mint green featuring a cartoon bear in a forest scene. The bear holds a sign that says 'That's Shady'.
That's Shady
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
That's Shady
$14.00
We're talking about socks here. Not just any socks, mind you. These That's Shady socks are a shady-licious way to add some fun and flair to your feet. Picture this: a cool brown bear, shades on, chillin' in a forest with a setting sun. Shady, right? And the best part?...
Pair of teal knee-high socks with a 'Drop It Like It's Hot' design. Campfire graphics, flaming hearts, and crossed utensils are featured on a teal background.
Drop It Like It's Hot
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Drop It Like It's Hot
$15.00
Calling all kitchen queens and cooking fanatics! Say goodbye to boring socks and add some flavor to your feet with our "Drop It Like It's Hot" socks. Picture this: a dark teal canvas covered in a sizzling hot pattern of flames, hearts, spatulas, and the iconic phrase "Drop It Like...
Knee-high socks in green and light green featuring a cartoon bear wearing sunglasses in a forest scene.  The words 'That's Shady' are on the sock.
That's Shady
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
That's Shady
$15.00
That's Shady knee-high socks are the coolest shades in the forest. Forget those grizzly old bear puns, these shades sporting bears are the epitome of chill. Snuggle up with a good book and some cocoa or strut your stuff at the next camping trip. No matter how you wear them,...
Ankle socks with a green base and hot pink trim, featuring a repeating pattern of navy blue bearded faces.
Beards
Ankle SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Beards
$11.00
Has the thought of facial hair grown on you? Do you find the hairy look attractive and full of strength? Show off your love for the manliest of beards with these quirky ankle socks. Each cool pair comes in neon pink and green with several small bearded male faces in...
Pair of women's crew socks. Green background with a repeating pattern of black and white cows wearing Christmas hats and scarves.
Holy Cow, It's Christmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Holy Cow, It's Christmas
$10.00
Jingle all the way with these festive crew socks! Featuring adorable black and white cows wearing Santa hats and scarves, surrounded by twinkling red and yellow Christmas lights, they're the perfect way to show off your holiday spirit. Who says cows can't celebrate Christmas? Moo-ve over boring socks, it's time...
A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Guacamole
$14.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Dig Native Plants
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
A crew sock in green with a black cuff. The design features a repeating pattern of the grim reaper tending to potted plants, and the text 'Plant Killer'.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Plant Killer
$12.00
If your houseplants just don't seem to make it past a week, you've found your sock soulmates. These bright green socks feature the Grim Reaper himself, looking rather proud next to a series of potted plants that have clearly met their demise. He's holding his scythe, ready for action, and...
Side view of a green crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of brown deer.  Light green cuff.
Fawning Over You
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Fawning Over You
$10.00
Walk through the forest feeling extra cozy with these green socks. They're covered in little brown fawns, each with those sweet white spots. The main part of the sock is a deeper, earthy green, while the cuffs, heels, and toes are a lighter, fresh minty green. The fawns are shown...
Pair of cream, green, and blue crew socks.  They feature a comic-style design with speech bubbles saying "I'm always right." and "Also, never wrong."
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Always Right
$10.00
Know someone who's always got the right answer? These socks are practically their uniform. They feature a creamy white background with bright royal blue on the cuffs, heels, and toes, plus a zesty lime green stripe across the mid-foot. You'll spot playful blue and green asterisk shapes scattered all over....
Crew socks in green featuring a Grim Reaper design with potted plants. The text 'Plant Killer' is displayed prominently.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Plant Killer
$10.00
Is your green thumb more like a thumb of doom? Fear not! Our 'Plant Killer' socks add a playful spin to your horticultural mishaps. Featuring a cheeky grim reaper clutching a doomed potted plant, these vibrant green socks with striking black accents are perfect for garden parties or just lounging...
Pair of green and white crew socks.  The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
Fuck This Grass
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Grass
$13.00
You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
Cream crew socks with green and blue accents.  Features a funny 'fun fact' graphic and a cartoon fly.
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Always Right
$11.00
The socks are a light cream color with solid royal blue cuffs, heels, and toes. A bold lime green section sits above the heel on both sides. On the visible side of one sock, it says "FUN FACT:" above "I'm always right." inside a wavy text bubble. Scattered around are...
Crew socks in green, orange, and yellow, featuring a retro illustration of a woman riding a jackrabbit across the state of Texas.
Texas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Texas
$10.00
Texas: where the jackrabbits are fast, the women are fierce, and the spirit is larger than life—just like these socks. Dive into the heart of the Lone Star State with this playful design that captures the essence of Texas in a fun and quirky way. Perfect for those who want...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
I Like Dogs More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Like Dogs More Than People
$14.00
For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
Crew socks in green and light blue, depicting a field of grass, flowers, and a butterfly with the phrase 'Touch Grass'.
Touch Grass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Touch Grass
$10.00
In a world where scrolling is endless, these "Touch Grass" socks remind us to step away from the screen and embrace the great outdoors. With a delightful design of lush green grass, vibrant flowers, and a whimsical butterfly, they serve as a gentle nudge to reconnect with nature. Plus, the...
Pair of green crew socks with a brown goat graphic and 'The G.O.A.T.' text.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
The G.O.A.T.
$14.00
Some say the goat is the G.O.A.T., and who are we to argue? These playful green socks feature a charming brown goat, proudly declaring "the G.O.A.T." Whether you're gifting them to a legend in your life or treating yourself to a little self-assured swagger, these socks are sure to bring...