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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Naps
$14.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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Pair of gray crew socks with a light blue heel and toe.  A small mountain scene and 'I'd Hike That' are embroidered on the socks.
I'd Hike That
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
I'd Hike That
$8.00
Take a hike with these cozy crew socks! These womens socks feature a blue toe, heel, and cuff with a pattern of blue and green pine trees and black mountains on a gray background. The title: "I'd Hike That," is a fun play on words that reflects the socks' hiking...
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Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
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Pair of gray crew socks with a robot control panel design, atom graphic, and the phrase 'Genius at Work'. Features pops of orange, teal, and yellow.
Genius at Work
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Genius at Work
$14.00
Kick your feet into gear with the hilarious 'Genius at Work' socks, designed for the mechanical masterminds! These socks in gray boast a playful pattern of gears, cogs, and various mechanical elements. Gear up for grins with the 'Genius at Work' proclamation displayed on the left sock. Bust out these...
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Pair of crew socks in grey and black, featuring a fun print of various cryptids including Bigfoot, Nessie, and aliens.
Cryptids
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cryptids
$12.00
Unleash your inner believer in the unexplained with our Cryptids socks! These gray crew socks feature a mythical menagerie of Bigfoot, Nessie, UFOs, Jersey Devil, Mothman, and Chupacabra. They're a fun and unique way to add some mystery to your everyday wardrobe. Who knows, maybe they'll even help you uncover...
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Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dirty Words
$14.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
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Pair of teal and gray crew socks featuring a graphic of a dog with a beer, text reads 'In dog beers I've had 1'.
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
$14.00
Everyone always confuses dog years with human years. All we know is that less means more when it comes to a man's best friend! These funny socks feature a graphic dog enjoying a nice cold brew. Above him reads "In dog beers I've had 1". These cool socks make a...
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Pair of crew socks; grey and navy options; feature gold trophy and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
Trophy Husband gray crew socks with black toes and heels. These socks say Trophy  on the left sock and Husband  on the right, each with a gold trophy in the middle of the word. Mens socks perfect for a trophy husband.
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Pair of grey crew socks with a festive design. Features champagne glasses wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers, along with candy canes and holly.
Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer
$11.00
When you're on first base, nobody throws you a curveball, so get on your Santa hat and put some sparklers in your sequined champagne glass, because it's Christmas Eve and you're feeling so festive in your new Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer socks. You'll be singing "Let It Snow" while you're throwing those...
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Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring red semi-trucks and the text 'Mother Trucker' repeated across the design.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
Crew socks in gray with lime green stripes.  A cartoon avocado with sunglasses jump ropes on the socks.
Avocardio
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Avocardio
$14.00
Adorned with hip avocados sporting sunglasses and jumping rope, these socks are perfect for those who like their style served with a side of whimsy. Featuring sleek green and black stripes and boldly displaying "Avo-Cardio" around the cuff, they are guaranteed to get your feet moving. Whether you're hitting the...
A pair of crew socks in grey with a whimsical design of a unicorn riding a unicycle, accented with pink and black details.
Unicycling Unicorn
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Unicycling Unicorn
$13.00
Ride like the wind with your Unicycling Unicorn socks! Our crew-length socks feature a magical pattern of a unicorn riding a unicycle under a star-studded sky. Guaranteed to add a whimsical touch to any outfit, these gray, black and white socks with their pink highlights will brighten up your day....
Pair of grey crew socks with a fun design featuring coffee pots, coffee cups, and the text 'No Coffee No Workee'.
No Coffee No Workee
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
No Coffee No Workee
$14.00
Start your day off on the right foot with our No Coffee No Workee socks! These gray crew socks are adorned with a fun pattern of coffee pots and coffee cups, and the text "No Coffee No Workee" is proudly displayed on each sock. Perfect for the coffee lover in...
A pair of crew socks in blue and gray. The socks feature a graphic of a beer mug with wheat and the word 'Beergetarian'.
Beergetarian
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Beergetarian
$14.00
Who says beer and socks don't go together? Beergetarian socks combine these two loves with a fun gray and blue striped pattern and yellow letters that proclaim your beer-loving lifestyle. For the ultimate beer lover, these socks will keep your feet happy and hoppy.
A pair of grey crew socks with red heels and toes, featuring illustrations of tools and the phrase 'Said I'd Fix It'.
Fix It
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Fix It
$14.00
Say goodbye to boring socks and hello to Fix It, the most entertaining crew socks on the market. They're gray with a contrasting red toe and heel and are adorned with a hilarious pattern of tools and nails, along with the words "SAID I'D FIX IT" boldly displayed on the...
A pair of gray crew socks with blue cuffs.  The socks are decorated with colorful illustrations of crafting tools and the text 'Craftiness is Happiness' and 'Crafters Gonna Craft'.
Crafts
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Crafts
$10.00
Who says craftiness can't be cozy? Put on a pair of these "Crafts" crew socks and let your feet enjoy the softest yarns and coolest patterns. With their gray base, blue toes, heels, and cuffs, these socks are like a blank canvas just waiting for your next project. And with...
Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes.  Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
Pair of grey crew socks featuring a whimsical pasta pattern and the text 'Penne For your thoughts' in light blue.
Penne
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Penne
$14.00
Pasta al dente! Strut your love for pasta and puns in these inspired gray Penne socks! Adorned with a pattern of delectable penne and the phrase "Penne For Your Thoughts," they're sure to inspire compliments and maybe even cravings from fellow Carb-oholics. Don't be surprised if someone asks if they...
A pair of grey crew socks with thin navy stripes and a pink teacup graphic that says 'Calm the Hell Down'.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
Pair of grey crew socks with an orange heel and toe. Features a graphic of a beer glass with a smiling face and the text 'I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist'.
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
$14.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "Hop in these socks! They're the perfect blend of humor and comfort. With a toasty-warm orange toe and heel, these gray socks feature the words, "I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist," along with an adorable grinning cartoon beer mug. Wear them the next time you're...
Pair of crew socks in grey with a Pacifico beer-inspired design featuring yellow and blue text and mountain imagery.
Pacifico Seascape
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Pacifico Seascape
$12.00
Ah, Pacifico Seascape, where the beer flows like the Pacific Ocean. Sip on a cold one while these black beauties with their yellow and blue logo showing off a picturesque view of the ocean, mountains, and birds elevate your foot fashion. These beer-lover's dream socks are for men with a...
Pair of crew socks in grey, teal, and orange.  The socks feature the text 'I'm in no shape to exercise' repeated vertically.
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
$14.00
Get ready to kick your feet up or take on the gym with a cheeky twist! Our "I'm In No Shape To Exercise" socks are here to add a splash of humor to your day, whether you're sprinting or just lounging. Decked out in cool gray with snazzy blue and...
Pair of grey crew socks with a playful 'Getting Loaded...' graphic and a progress bar at 75%.  K.Bell logo on the bottom.
Getting Loaded
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Getting Loaded
$14.00
Ready for a refill? Slide into these "Getting Loaded" socks and let everyone know your beer game is strong, and your style? Even stronger. Picture this: a cheeky loading bar creeping up to 75%, signaling you're almost at full fun capacity. Not just for the craft beer aficionados but for...
Pair of crew socks, dark grey with orange and white 'It's Leg Day' text and chicken leg illustrations repeating across the fabric.
It's Leg Day
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
It's Leg Day
$13.00
Attention, sock enthusiasts and pun aficionados! Introducing the It's Leg Day socks, where humor meets athleisure. Gray with a black toe and heel, these socks scream "drumstick workout!" The words "It's Leg Day" dance across them in orange and white, leaving no doubt about your fitness intentions. Get ready to...
Pair of gray crew socks with a pixelated Nutcracker design and the text 'What's Crackin?' in red.  Dark gray heel and toe.
Nutcracker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Nutcracker
$14.00
Stand at attention for these patriotic nutcrackers, who are ready to defend your feet with their festive uniforms and toy swords. This pair of gray and brown crew socks features a pattern of red, white, and blue nutcracker soldiers. Who says Christmas socks have to be boring? Sure, you may...
Pair of grey crew socks with a playful design. Features various coffee cups, a 'Espresso Yourself' slogan, and pink and teal accents.
Espresso Yourself
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Espresso Yourself
$9.00
Rise and grind with a steaming cup of java in your sole! Our "Espresso Yourself" socks feature a fun pattern of coffee cups, beans, and the encouraging phrase to motivate you throughout the day. Brew-tiful, cozy, and sure to keep your toes perky, these caffeine-inspired socks are the perfect pick-me-up...
Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
Crew socks in light grey and red.  The design features the words 'I can't hear you. You're MUTED!' with a mute symbol.
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
You Are Muted
$10.00
Think you've heard all the sock jokes? Think again! These "You're Muted" novelty socks will get a laugh from anyone who can hear you coming from a mile away. We're talking sassy socks for women. They're grey with red toes and heels, and have red text that says "I Can't...
Pair of crew socks in grey with black heel and toe.  Design features a tequila bottle, limes, and the text 'Tequila tastes like I'm worried about tomorrow'.
No Work Tequila
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
No Work Tequila
$14.00
Kick back with these No Work Tequila socks, perfect for any casual occasion. Showcasing a playful pattern of tequila bottles, limes, and shot glasses, these socks speak volumes without you having to say a word. So put your feet up, pour yourself a drink, and let the good times roll.
Grey crew socks with a black toe and cuff. Design features a white chicken wearing sunglasses, walking on a yellow and black striped pedestrian crossing. Text says 'Don't Ask'.
Cross the Road
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cross the Road
$11.00
When the light turns green, rock these gray socks with black chicken crossing the road while wearing sunglasses. They're pure genius and a reminder that road safety comes first, just don't ask why! #crossingthestreet #funnychick #sockcreatures
Two ankle socks; one light blue with gray heel and toe, the other gray with an orange weightlifting cartoon, black heel and toe.
Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack
$8.00
The Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack socks are a bundle of fun and energy. One sock is light blue with dark blue and orange stripes, the other is gray with a cartoon orange crushing it at the gym. Just like Larry Wheels, these socks are made to withstand the toughest...
Pair of gray crew socks with a pattern of green flaming dumpsters.  Features bright orange flames and green dumpster details.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Dumpster Fire
$10.00
Dumpster Fire socks: When life throws you trash, put on these crew socks. Featuring a vibrant pattern of green dumpster fires with yellow and orange flames on a gray background, these socks will remind you that even amidst the chaos, you can keep your cool and stay fire. The green...
A pair of grey crew socks featuring a repeated pattern of black mute icons and the phrase 'You're On Mute' in pink.
You're On Mute
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
You're On Mute
$8.00
You're On Mute: The Sassiest Socks That Tell It Like It Is! Tired of saying, "You're On Mute" during Zoom meetings and webinars? Now you can let your socks do the talking for you! These gray crew socks feature attention-grabbing pink and black letters that boldly declare, "You're On Mute."...
Crew socks in grey and lime green, featuring a cartoon avocado with tortilla chip accents and the phrase 'Avocado Nut'.
Avocado Nut
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Avocado Nut
$10.00
Draped in a sleek gray with zesty yellow toes and heels, these socks are finished with a snappy green cuff that's as fresh as a garden salad. But that's just the garnish on top! Wiggle your toes into the real party, featuring a suave avocado showing off its smooth moves...
Pair of crew socks in grey, light blue, and pink. Feature a French Bulldog graphic and 'Pardon My French' text.
Pardon My French
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pardon My French
$8.00
Pardon My French Crew Socks: Womens Crew Socks got a basic makeover! All the joy of owning a French Bulldog without the mess or veterinary bills.Pardon My French socks are adorned with a cute little French Bulldog who clearly has just told a racy joke. Perfect for fans of dogs...
Pair of purple crew socks with a repeated pattern of silver screws and the text 'Screwed Up'.
Screwed Up
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Screwed Up
$14.00
Unleash your inner screwball with our Screwed Up socks! These dark blue gems boast a playful pattern of light blue cartoon screws and the phrase "Screwed Up" running vertically in white on each sock. Perfect for the quirky and mischievous, these socks are a lighthearted reminder that even when life...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
Pair of light gray crew socks with red and yellow stripes and the text 'Here Comes A Roller Skater'.  Features a teal colored heel and toe.
Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym
$14.00
Get ready to roll into style with our Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym socks! These light gray crew beauties will have you gliding through the day with their blue toes and heels that'll make you feel like you're living on cloud 9. Plus, the bold red and yellow lettering...
Pair of grey crew socks with light blue heels and toes.  'Pregnant AF' is printed on the socks along with pink baby footprints.
Pregnant AF
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pregnant AF
$8.00
Get a good chuckle in these maternity socks that'll have you laughing through those pregnancy pains. They're gray with blue toes and heels, with the words Pregnant AF in pink lettering, complete with tiny baby feet. Put your feet up in these comfy crew-length socks and show off your growing...
Grey crew socks featuring black ninja silhouettes and red accents.  The sock cuff has a red and black repeating star pattern.
Ninja
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Ninja
$11.00
Ninja socks: Sneak attack your feet with these gray crew socks featuring a pattern of black ninjas wearing red headbands and carrying swords. The red toes and heels add a pop of color to these stealthy socks. Perfect for the ninja in training or anyone who wants to add a...
Pair of grey crew socks with a navy blue cuff.  The socks feature a retro-style Pacifico beer bottle graphic.
Pacifico Bottle
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Pacifico Bottle
$12.00
Getting thirsty? Slip into Pacifico Bottle Socks and sip on the sweet taste of relaxation. With their beachy blue skies, swaying palm trees, and chill sunset vibes, these socks will transport you to the beach and help you forget your troubles. And if that wasn't enough, These Pacifico Bottle Socks...
Pair of grey crew socks with the phrase 'Like Guac I'm Extra' in lime green and pink lettering. Fun and vibrant design.
Like Guac I'm Extra
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Like Guac I'm Extra
$8.00
Spice up your wardrobe and style with these Like Guac I'm Extra Crew Socks designed for women. The socks are a gray backdrop to a bright pink and green 'Like Guac I'm Extra' lettering. These socks are perfect for enjoying a bowl of guac and chips, hanging with friends at...
Pair of crew socks, grey and black color options, featuring a repeating pattern of pink piggy banks with coins.
Piggy Bank
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Piggy Bank
$8.00
Piggy Bank Pix Perfect Socks: These pink piggy bank-patterned socks are as cute as your childhood piggy bank! Our crew length socks are knit with fine fibers to fit women's feet perfectly. Made with a blend of nylon, polyester, cotton, spandex and rubber. Sock care: machine wash and tumble dry...
A pair of gray crew socks with colorful emoji designs.  The socks feature blue and black accents.
Emoji
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Emoji
$11.00
Putting on a pair of these gray Emoji socks with blue toes and heels is like bringing your phone's emoji keyboard to life! Picture it: smiling faces, hearts, hands, and food galore. You'll feel like you're texting from your feet. These men's crew socks are the best way to show...
Pair of crew socks showcasing a vintage beer label design.  The socks are predominantly gray with tan and black accents.  'Tall Boy Beer' is printed on the socks.
Tall Boy Beer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Tall Boy Beer
$14.00
Raise a glass, and a sock, to the hops lover in your life with these Tall Boy Beer socks! They're cool, colorful, and show off your love of the malty goodness that is beer. Plus, they're made of breathable cotton, so even when you've had one too many, your feet...
Grey crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of mice enjoying pizza slices.  Fun and quirky design.
You Wanna Pizza Me?
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
You Wanna Pizza Me?
$12.00
Who says you can't wear your favorite slice on your feet? Our "You Wanna Pizza Me?" crew socks feature cheeky rats munching on pizza, bringing a slice of whimsy to any outfit. Perfect for lazy weekends, quirky gifts, or just spicing up your office wear! So, why not let your...
Pair of grey knee-high socks with a repeating pattern of red cans that say "Whoop Ass" and a wrench.  Black cuff.
Can of Whoop Ass
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
These Can of Whoop Ass Knee High Socks for Women will have you dishing out plenty of laughs this season. With a witty "WHOOP" can design, you'll find yourself in splits of laughter. These grey beauties feature adorable can openers sitting above the text. Be sure to wear a fresh...