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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Just Dill With It
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
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Dill With It
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
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I'm Kind of a Big Dill
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks are sure to add some flavor to your sock drawer! Made for women, these crew socks feature a bright yellow base with black toes, heels, and cuffs covered in white polka dots. Standing out on each sock are the words "I'm Kind of...
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white crew socks with a repeating pattern of red roses and blue flowers. text on each sock reads "i fucking love swearing."
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
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gray crew socks with pink flamingo design wearing sunglasses and floating on inner tube. text on socks reads "don't flock with me today."
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
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funny purple socks for men and women with the text "i love being weird". yellow heels, toes, and cuffs.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Being Weird
$14.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
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orange i love cheese crew socks with yellow text, white and yellow stripes, pink heart
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Cheese
$14.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
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forest green socks with white and cream stripes. "i read banned books" written on the front. crew xl. for men and women.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
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 light blue crew socks with blue waves, starfish and seashells, and tan shore printed on fabric. caption "100% that beach."
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
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pink crew socks feature black toes and heels, repeating patterns of clothes irons, scissors, measuring tape, and a hanger. "chaos coordinator" displayed on one sock in speech bubble.
Chaos Coordinator
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator: Take control of your chaotic life with these vibrant pink socks that'll put a spring in your step! With black toes and heels, they're the perfect blend of fun and fabulous. Join the ranks of the organized, one sock at a time.
pink socks with black toe and heel, blue and black stripes at top, and "i'm too old for this shit" written on the front.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$14.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
white crew socks with 'princess' above a pink stripe and 'badass' below featuring a pink crown.
Princess Badass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Princess Badass
$14.00
Princess Badass socks: For the workout warrior who rules her own kingdom, these socks let you rep your royalty while rocking those squats. Whether you're sweating it out solo or conquering group fitness, these socks are ready to take on any fitness challenge. Show off your inner badass with Princess...
black crew socks with a pattern of middle fingers in various shades of brown.
Middle Finger Update
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger Update
$14.00
Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
women's stay out of my bubble crew socks. sassy bubble pattern with 'stay out of my bubble' text. great for adding sass to your sock game.
Stay Out Of My Bubble
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Stay Out Of My Bubble
$10.00
Step aside, boring socks! Stay Out Of My Bubble socks are here to add some sass to your sock game. These crew socks for women feature a black base with a bubble pattern and the phrase 'STAY OUT OF MY BUBBLE' boldly printed in yellow. Perfect for those days when...
  blue women's crew socks with cartoon dogs and flowers; the words 'not your bitch' on the ankle.
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog socks are like a walk in the park on a sunny day. Blue socks bloom with white and yellow flowers and yellow and orange butterflies while a brown and white cartoon pup on each foot reminds you that you're your own best friend. Show off...
white socks with pink/purple stripes, pink toes/heels, and "it's not easy being a bitch" knitted in. length: crew. for men and women.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
womens crew socks in yellow with black polka dots feature big green pickle with sunglasses 'i'm kind of a big dill' graphic.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
Who needs a pickle in their life? Well, these socks have one for you. I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks show a green pickle with shades, rocking a pair of these will ensure you're the coolest pickle in town. Don't be dill-iberate, get your pair today!
 yellow socks with black polka dots and a cartoon pickle wearing sunglasses and the words "i'm kind of a big dill."
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
Prepare your feet for a pickle-icious adventure! These yellow socks with black polka dots and a cartoon pickle with sunglasses are perfect for adding a zesty twist to your wardrobe. With the phrase "I'm Kind of a Big Dill" proudly displayed, you'll have everyone asking where you got such a...
black and white socks that say 'i don't wear t under r wear r' repeated across the foot
I Don't Wear Underwear
Underwear UnderwearGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Don't Wear Underwear
$14.00
Slip these black and white socks onto your feet and see if underwear takes the hint. This knee-length pair says 'I DON'T WEAR T UNDER R WEAR R' along the length of the foot, written in repeating lines. Whether you plan to wear underwear beneath them or not, these socks...
green crew socks with an illustration of a woman looking in a mirror and saying it's hard being me.  the text sigh can be seen on the foot
Hard Being Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Hard Being Me
$10.00
Anyone who's ever found themselves mirroring a melodramatic sigh can now wear their heart on their sleeve or rather, their sass on their feet. These vibrant green "Hard Being Me" crew socks sport a charming illustration of a woman eye-rolling at her reflection. Adorned with the words "It's So Hard...
  dark green crew socks featuring cartoon marijuana leaves with sunglasses throwing peace signs. peace out.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peace Out
$14.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
gray crew socks with pink teacups and "calm the hell down" text. perfect for sassy women who love tea.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
yellow and white crew socks with a pattern of succulent plants, and the words 'life succs ... things succ ... it is worth the pricks!!!'.
Succulents
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Succulents
$10.00
Life SUCCS! Things SUCC!... But these socks are still worth every PRICK! A fun, funky pair of crew socks that shout out your love for those tough little plants that brighten up your life. Great for anyone who loves succulent plants, puns, and trendy fashion. Also a great conversation starter!
bad ass magic crew socks for men and women feature a unicorn in front of a rainbow and the phrase "bad ass" printed on the sides.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Magic
$15.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
pink knee-high xl socks with "lazy" in black text and two black stripes near top.
Lazy
Knee High SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Lazy
$14.00
Introducing 'Lazy': the knee-high XL sock designed for men and women with a striking combo of pink fabric and black stripes. These socks are not just any basic socks - they're a pop of fun that'll make you the life of the party! When you wear these socks, you become...
blue and white striped socks with {clean feet n dirty mind} text in black and white. unisex crew length.
Clean Feet Dirty Mind
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Clean Feet Dirty Mind
$14.00
Introducing the 'Clean Feet N Dirty Mind' socks! These are the perfect socks for those who want to keep their feet clean while letting their minds run wild. With a striking design featuring blue and white stripes, these Crew socks boast a bold and playful message and are sure to...
white crew socks with green lettering & recycling symbol, reading "don't be trashy". keywords: recycling awareness, eco-friendly fashion, womens crew socks.
Don't Be Trashy
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Be Trashy
$9.00
Help save the planet, one sock at a time! Our witty "Don't Be Trashy" socks are sassy reminders to do your part for Mother Nature. With a crew length design and bright green lettering & symbol, they're the perfect accessory for your eco-friendly wardrobe. Rock these socks and show the...
gray crew socks with a pattern of pink flamingos wearing sunglasses and "don't flock with me today" text bubble.
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
pink and black crew socks with "bad ass" embroidered above a cat graphic showing it derriere.
Bad Ass Cat
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Bad Ass Cat
$11.00
Clad in bold pink and black, these socks feature a daring "Bad Ass" embroidery that sits just above a frisky feline flaunting its feline behind. Ideal for those who like their fashion statements as playful as a cat with a laser pointer, these socks are not just accessories—they're conversation starters....
blue socks with green text reading "{don't be trashy}" and a green recycling symbol. crew length, men's size.
Don't Be Trashy
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Be Trashy
$14.00
Wear your greenest attitude with the "Don't Be Trashy" socks! These blue socks feature green text and a recycling logo to keep you stylish while spreading the message that littering is yucky. The crew length is the perfect fit for showing off your eco-warrior spirit, and the men's sizing ensures...
brown crew socks with woke up sexy as hell again slogan and coffee cup picture.
Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again
$14.00
Strut your stuff in these eye-catching rust-colored socks that are as bold as your morning brew! Featuring a cheerful face on a coffee mug, these socks take a fun twist with coffee splashing out, emblazoned with the words "Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again" amidst the coffee splashes, these socks...
a pair of socks with the words 'see you in hell' on them.
See You in Hell
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
See You in Hell
$14.00
Unleash your defiant side with 'See You in Hell' socks! Perfect for days when you're feeling a touch rebellious or just want to add a spicy footnote to your outfit. Whether you're striding into a boardroom or sprinting around town, these socks speak volumes without saying a word. Why wait...
 dumpster fire crew socks: green dumpster fires on gray background, green toes/heels. womens.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Dumpster Fire
$10.00
Dumpster Fire socks: When life throws you trash, put on these crew socks. Featuring a vibrant pattern of green dumpster fires with yellow and orange flames on a gray background, these socks will remind you that even amidst the chaos, you can keep your cool and stay fire. The green...
gray "you're on mute" crew socks for women with pink & black lettering.
You're On Mute
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
You're On Mute
$8.00
You're On Mute: The Sassiest Socks That Tell It Like It Is! Tired of saying, "You're On Mute" during Zoom meetings and webinars? Now you can let your socks do the talking for you! These gray crew socks feature attention-grabbing pink and black letters that boldly declare, "You're On Mute."...
dark blue socks with light blue toes and heels. cat paw print pattern. "talk to the tail" slogan in pink.
Talk To The Tail
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Talk To The Tail
$8.00
Sometimes people are just too much to deal with. Thank goodness for cats! These funny cat print black socks feature the back-end of a cat walking away with the phrase "Talk To The Tail". These awesome socks are purrfect for days you just want to be left alone. Leave us...
white crew socks with "extra salty" and "k. bell" in black letters with a pretzel graphic.
Extra Salty
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Extra Salty
$9.00
Spice up your sock drawer with our "Extra Salty" pretzels socks. Show off your love for salty snacks and embrace your inner foodie with these comfy, mouthwatering pretzel socks. Walk around in style while satisfying your cravings for crunchy deliciousness. Get salty, stay stylish!
crew length gray women's socks with green and pink lettering 'like guac i'm extra'.
Like Guac I'm Extra
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Like Guac I'm Extra
$8.00
Spice up your wardrobe and style with these Like Guac I'm Extra Crew Socks designed for women. The socks are a gray backdrop to a bright pink and green 'Like Guac I'm Extra' lettering. These socks are perfect for enjoying a bowl of guac and chips, hanging with friends at...
black sheep crew socks with "herd ewe was talkin' smaaack!" printed in black. fun and humorous socks for men.
Herd Ewe was Talkin' Smaaak
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Herd Ewe was Talkin' Smaaak
$14.00
Baaa-rmy socks with a witty twist! Introducing our "Herd Ewe Was Talkin' Smaaack!" crew socks, the perfect pick for the sassy sheep lover. Featuring a grid of black sheep with hilarious facial expressions, these socks will have you cracking jokes and turning heads. They're like a woolly comedy show for...
white striped crew socks with an extra large black "bitch" logo, womens.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
black crew socks with illustrated drunk food quotes such as "where u at?" over a lipstick mark and "don't leave olivia ii" over a slice of pizza.
Drunk Food Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$10.00
Drunk Food Text
$10.00
If you've ever sent or received a drunk food text, you know they're a special kind of hilarious. And now, these texts have been immortalized on a pair of socks. The Drunk Food Text Socks come in crew length and feature an array of quotes like "don't leave Olivia II"...
a pair of white socks with the words 'run girl run' in blue and pink, with blue toes and heels and pink and light blue stripes at the top.
Run Girl Run
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Run Girl Run
$14.00
Lace up, dash off, and let your feet do the talking with our "Run Girl Run" socks! These aren't just any socks—they're your new secret weapon for the track, the gym, or anywhere your sneakers take you. Decked out in a snazzy white and pink checkered pattern with sporty stripes...
socks that are blue with a red top. there is a picture of a red and white striped popcorn bucket on the socks with the words 'shit show' above it and 'admit 1' below it. there are also white popcorn kernels all over the socks.
Shit Show
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Shit Show
$12.00
Are you ready to showcase your flair for the dramatic with our daring "Shit Show" socks? Painted in vibrant blue, with a fiery red cuff, these crew-length dazzlers feature a striking red-and-white striped popcorn bucket because every popcorn-worthy debacle deserves its own highlight reel. Sprinkled around are whimsical white popcorn...
knee high 'can of whoop ass' novelty print grey and red funny women's whoop themed fun word play streetwear clothing.
Can of Whoop Ass
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
These Can of Whoop Ass Knee High Socks for Women will have you dishing out plenty of laughs this season. With a witty "WHOOP" can design, you'll find yourself in splits of laughter. These grey beauties feature adorable can openers sitting above the text. Be sure to wear a fresh...
a pair of white socks with the words 'don't let the bullshit get you down' on the leg in red and yellow letters. the heel and toe are red and the top is blue with two yellow stripes.
Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down
$14.00
Tired of the same old drab socks? Add a pop of playful protest to your wardrobe with our "Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down" socks! Sporting a vibrant splash of red and yellow letters against a crisp white canvas, these socks are your armor against the mundane. The red...
gray floral crew socks with wtf in bold white letters.
WTF
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
WTF
$11.00
Looking for socks that say it all without saying a word? Look no further than our sassy WTF crew socks. With their gray floral pattern and bold white lettering, these socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your everyday look. Whether you're rocking...
gray coffee bean patterned socks with pink toe and heel. left sock has cartoon coffee cup design with the words "fully caffeinated printed on it. womens. crew length.
Fully Caffeinated
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Fully Caffeinated
$11.00
Looking for fun socks that'll fill you with energy? Sip on this new pair! They'll make you stand out or blend in while hiding a lazy day at home. They've got coffee beans and a "Fully Caffeinated" coffee cup on one sock. If that's not enough to get you morning-ready,...
mid-calf socks with a pattern of light blue flowers and the words "domestic af" displayed vertically on the leg of the sock. crew length.
Domestic AF
Crew SocksFunatic
$16.00
Domestic AF
$16.00
Domestic AF socks: The ultimate in sass and style. These crew socks feature a dark blue background with a pattern of light blue flowers with white centers. The words "Domestic AF" are displayed vertically on the leg of the sock in white. Whether you're rocking them around the house or...