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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
DILF
$13.99
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
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Brown crew socks with off-white stripes and the text 'Chocolate Is My Therapist.'
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$14.00
A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
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Pair of cream crew socks with bold blue and dark grey stripes and the word 'BITCH' on each sock.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Average Dick Energy
$14.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
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Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Life Starts At Fuck It
$13.99
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
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A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sugar Mama
$14.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
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A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
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Black crew socks with a teal matchbox and burnt match design.  The words 'Burned Out' are on the matchbox.
I'm Burned Out Yo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Burned Out Yo
$12.00
Feeling a little fried lately? These socks totally get it. They're covered in scattered, lit matchsticks that flicker on a black background. A bright teal matchbook is also visible, with the words 'Burned Out' boldly printed on its cover. Look closely, and you'll see visible bands of brown and teal...
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A pair of black crew socks with yellow and red stripes. The socks feature the text 'KILL YOUR PHONE LIVE YOUR LIFE' in yellow.
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
$14.00
Let's face it, we all need a digital detox once in a while! "Kill Your Phone Live Your Life" socks are here to remind you to unplug and enjoy the real world. Sporting vibrant yellow and red stripes, these bold black socks pack a punch of personality and a touch...
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Pair of teal blue crew socks with navy and neon yellow stripes.  The socks feature the text 'Buh Bye Doubters' in a bold font.
Buh Bye Doubters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Doubters
$14.00
Whether you're hitting the pavement, powering through a workout, or ruling the boardroom, these socks are your silent scream of defiance. Doubters? They're merely background noise to your forward march. So, lace up, head out, and let your socks do the talking—your actions have already spoken volumes.
Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
Pair of pastel yellow crew socks with a cool pickle graphic and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.  Small yellow dots are scattered across the sock.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks are sure to add some flavor to your sock drawer! Made for women, these crew socks feature a bright yellow base with black toes, heels, and cuffs covered in white polka dots. Standing out on each sock are the words "I'm Kind of...
Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$14.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Being Weird
$14.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Cheese
$14.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
A pair of women's crew socks showcasing a beach scene with blue waves, tan sand, seashells, starfish, and the text '100% That Beach'.
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
Pink crew socks with black cuffs.  The socks have a fun design with various small icons, stars, and the words 'Chaos Coordinator' in a speech bubble.
Chaos Coordinator
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator: Take control of your chaotic life with these vibrant pink socks that'll put a spring in your step! With black toes and heels, they're the perfect blend of fun and fabulous. Join the ranks of the organized, one sock at a time.
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$14.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Pair of white crew socks with hot pink stripes and a crown design. Text reads 'Princess Badass'.
Princess Badass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Princess Badass
$14.00
Princess Badass socks: For the workout warrior who rules her own kingdom, these socks let you rep your royalty while rocking those squats. Whether you're sweating it out solo or conquering group fitness, these socks are ready to take on any fitness challenge. Show off your inner badass with Princess...
Pair of black crew socks with a pattern of multi-skin tone middle fingers. A subtle 'K.BELL' logo is on the bottom.
Middle Finger Update
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger Update
$14.00
Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
Crew socks in light blue with a cute puppy, butterflies, flowers, and the text 'Not your bitch'.
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog socks are like a walk in the park on a sunny day. Blue socks bloom with white and yellow flowers and yellow and orange butterflies while a brown and white cartoon pup on each foot reminds you that you're your own best friend. Show off...
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
A pair of crew socks in pale yellow with tiny yellow dots.  The design features a cartoon pickle wearing sunglasses with the text, 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
Who needs a pickle in their life? Well, these socks have one for you. I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks show a green pickle with shades, rocking a pair of these will ensure you're the coolest pickle in town. Don't be dill-iberate, get your pair today!
Pair of crew socks; black with hot pink polka dots, stripes, and a lounging corgi graphic; text reads 'I Can't Adult Today'.
I Can't Adult Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
I Can't Adult Today
$8.00
Life can sometimes be just a bit too much. Gone are the days of childhood laughter and not having to worry about work. We're taking a day off! These funny socks will have you quitting adulthood - at least for the day. Each pair of black and pink socks features...
Cream-colored crew socks with a cute cartoon pickle wearing sunglasses.  The socks have small yellow dots and black cuffs. Text reads 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
Prepare your feet for a pickle-icious adventure! These yellow socks with black polka dots and a cartoon pickle with sunglasses are perfect for adding a zesty twist to your wardrobe. With the phrase "I'm Kind of a Big Dill" proudly displayed, you'll have everyone asking where you got such a...
Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and the repeated phrase 'I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR'.
I Don't Wear Underwear
Underwear UnderwearGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Don't Wear Underwear
$14.00
Slip these black and white socks onto your feet and see if underwear takes the hint. This knee-length pair says 'I DON'T WEAR T UNDER R WEAR R' along the length of the foot, written in repeating lines. Whether you plan to wear underwear beneath them or not, these socks...
A pair of women's crew socks in deep purple.  They feature a 'Save Water Drink Wine' graphic and a small bunch of yellow-green grapes.
Save Water Drink Wine
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Save Water Drink Wine
$8.00
Some places are going through a water shortage as you read this! Why not save a little H2O and grab a nice vintage treat from the cellar? These funny burgundy and purple crew socks feature the phrase "Save water drink wine" above the ankle with a small wine glass about...
Pair of women's crew socks in sage green.  Features a retro illustration of a woman looking in a mirror and the text 'It's so hard being me!'
Hard Being Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Hard Being Me
$10.00
Anyone who's ever found themselves mirroring a melodramatic sigh can now wear their heart on their sleeve or rather, their sass on their feet. These vibrant green "Hard Being Me" crew socks sport a charming illustration of a woman eye-rolling at her reflection. Adorned with the words "It's So Hard...
Pair of crew socks in dark teal with a pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves wearing sunglasses and giving peace signs.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peace Out
$14.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
A pair of grey crew socks with thin navy stripes and a pink teacup graphic that says 'Calm the Hell Down'.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
A pair of cream and mustard yellow crew socks with a fun illustration of succulents, cacti, and the phrases 'Life Succs' and 'Things Succ'.
Succulents
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Succulents
$10.00
Life SUCCS! Things SUCC!... But these socks are still worth every PRICK! A fun, funky pair of crew socks that shout out your love for those tough little plants that brighten up your life. Great for anyone who loves succulent plants, puns, and trendy fashion. Also a great conversation starter!
Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a pastel rainbow, unicorn, and 'Bad Ass' text.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Magic
$15.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.
Fuck My Socks Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck My Socks Off
$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
Pair of beige crew socks with a green recycle symbol and 'Don't Be Trashy' text.
Don't Be Trashy
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Be Trashy
$9.00
Help save the planet, one sock at a time! Our witty "Don't Be Trashy" socks are sassy reminders to do your part for Mother Nature. With a crew length design and bright green lettering & symbol, they're the perfect accessory for your eco-friendly wardrobe. Rock these socks and show the...
Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
Pair of pink crew socks featuring a black cat graphic and 'Bad Ass' text in a pink retro-style banner.  Pink and black color scheme.
Bad Ass Cat
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Bad Ass Cat
$11.00
Clad in bold pink and black, these socks feature a daring "Bad Ass" embroidery that sits just above a frisky feline flaunting its feline behind. Ideal for those who like their fashion statements as playful as a cat with a laser pointer, these socks are not just accessories—they're conversation starters....
A pair of dark grey crew socks with a light green recycling symbol and the words 'Don't Be Trashy' are displayed.
Don't Be Trashy
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Be Trashy
$14.00
Wear your greenest attitude with the "Don't Be Trashy" socks! These blue socks feature green text and a recycling logo to keep you stylish while spreading the message that littering is yucky. The crew length is the perfect fit for showing off your eco-warrior spirit, and the men's sizing ensures...
Pair of brown crew socks with a funny 'Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again' slogan and coffee cup graphic. Dark brown coffee spill design element.
Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again
$14.00
Strut your stuff in these eye-catching rust-colored socks that are as bold as your morning brew! Featuring a cheerful face on a coffee mug, these socks take a fun twist with coffee splashing out, emblazoned with the words "Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again" amidst the coffee splashes, these socks...
Crew socks in light grey and red.  The design features the words 'I can't hear you. You're MUTED!' with a mute symbol.
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
You Are Muted
$10.00
Think you've heard all the sock jokes? Think again! These "You're Muted" novelty socks will get a laugh from anyone who can hear you coming from a mile away. We're talking sassy socks for women. They're grey with red toes and heels, and have red text that says "I Can't...
Pair of teal crew socks with red stripes and a retro-style illustration of a woman sipping tea. The text 'Sarcasm' and 'Now Served All Day!' is featured on the socks.
Sarcasm
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sarcasm
$12.00
Say Sarcasm. These blue novelty crew socks for women have a red stripe at the top with a red toe and heel. The cartoon drawing of the woman in a blue dress holding a teacup and the words "Sarcasm ¦Now Served All Day!" will have you cracking up.
Pair of cream crew socks with burgundy and orange stripes and the phrase 'See You In Hell' in burgundy lettering.
See You in Hell
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
See You in Hell
$14.00
Unleash your defiant side with 'See You in Hell' socks! Perfect for days when you're feeling a touch rebellious or just want to add a spicy footnote to your outfit. Whether you're striding into a boardroom or sprinting around town, these socks speak volumes without saying a word. Why wait...
Pair of gray crew socks with a pattern of green flaming dumpsters.  Features bright orange flames and green dumpster details.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Dumpster Fire
$10.00
Dumpster Fire socks: When life throws you trash, put on these crew socks. Featuring a vibrant pattern of green dumpster fires with yellow and orange flames on a gray background, these socks will remind you that even amidst the chaos, you can keep your cool and stay fire. The green...
A pair of grey crew socks featuring a repeated pattern of black mute icons and the phrase 'You're On Mute' in pink.
You're On Mute
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
You're On Mute
$8.00
You're On Mute: The Sassiest Socks That Tell It Like It Is! Tired of saying, "You're On Mute" during Zoom meetings and webinars? Now you can let your socks do the talking for you! These gray crew socks feature attention-grabbing pink and black letters that boldly declare, "You're On Mute."...