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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
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Pair of women's ankle socks in white and pink. Features a golf putting graphic and the text 'Here for the Putts'.
Here For The Putts
Ankle SocksK Bell
$8.00
Here For The Putts
$8.00
Do you golf? If so, completing your outfit with our stylish 'Here For The Putt' socks is a hole-in-one! Featuring a fun pattern of pink and blue golf clubs and balls on a white background, these ankle-length socks for women are sure to make a splash on the putting green....
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Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
Horny For Thrift Stores
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For Thrift Stores
$14.00
You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
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Pair of white crew socks with hot pink stripes and a crown design. Text reads 'Princess Badass'.
Princess Badass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Princess Badass
$14.00
Princess Badass socks: For the workout warrior who rules her own kingdom, these socks let you rep your royalty while rocking those squats. Whether you're sweating it out solo or conquering group fitness, these socks are ready to take on any fitness challenge. Show off your inner badass with Princess...
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Pair of crew socks. Light blue, green, and red.  'Time To Wine Down' text and vineyard illustration.
Time To Wine Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Time To Wine Down
$8.00
The sun is setting after a long day and it is finally time to wine down. Did we say wine? We totally meant it! This cool pair of colorful crew socks feature a bright yellow sun setting over a heavenly wine vineyard. They make the perfect gift for wine lovers....
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Cream crew socks with a sewing-themed pattern: sewing machines, scissors, thread, and hearts. Yellow cuff.
Sew In Love
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Sew In Love
$10.00
Sew In Love Novelty Socks: Fall head over heels for our Sew In Love socks! These off-white crew socks feature a colorful pattern of scissors, thread, sewing machines, and hearts, making them a fun and stylish choice for any sewing enthusiast. Show off your passion for stitching with these cozy...
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Pair of cream crew socks with blue, red, and purple stripes and the text 'Ready to Party, I Already Took My Nap'.
Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
$14.00
Get ready to party in these high energy socks that do all the talking so you don't have to! With their electric blue and red stripes and bold "Ready to Party I Already Took My Nap" message, you'll be the life of any shindig. Plus, these socks are just as...
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A pair of women's crew socks in white with pink accents. They feature colorful bras and the text 'Hang in there!'
Bras
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bras
$10.00
Bras socks: When support becomes fashionable! Support your sisters while keeping your toes warm in these white crew socks with a pink toe, heel, and top. They're adorned with a repeating pattern of bras in various colors and styles, and you'll be sure to get a lift from the words...
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Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.
Fuck My Socks Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck My Socks Off
$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
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Pair of white crew socks with blue accents. Features a repeating pattern of Parisian-themed Scottie dogs, Eiffel Towers, baguettes, and wine glasses.
Pawris
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Pawris
$8.00
These Pawris crew socks for women are "pawsitively" adorable! Featuring a pattern of black Scottie dogs wearing red berets along with iconic Parisian imagery, these fun socks are perfect for the Francophile in your life. The word "PAWRIS" is playfully knitted into the design, adding a touch of whimsy. Get...
Pair of cream crew socks with burgundy and orange stripes and the phrase 'See You In Hell' in burgundy lettering.
See You in Hell
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
See You in Hell
$14.00
Unleash your defiant side with 'See You in Hell' socks! Perfect for days when you're feeling a touch rebellious or just want to add a spicy footnote to your outfit. Whether you're striding into a boardroom or sprinting around town, these socks speak volumes without saying a word. Why wait...
Pair of white crew socks with pink and blue stripes and the words 'HOT MOM' in pink.
Hot Mom
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Hot Mom
$14.00
If socks could talk, these Hot Mom socks would be shouting it from the rooftops! With their bold pink and blue Hot Mom lettering, these socks are perfect for the confident, sassy, and stylish mom on the go. These socks with their two thick pink stripes bookended with a thinner...
Pair of white crew socks with orange pretzel image and 'Extra Sally' text.  K.BELL logo on the sole.
Extra Salty
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Extra Salty
$9.00
Spice up your sock drawer with our "Extra Salty" pretzels socks. Show off your love for salty snacks and embrace your inner foodie with these comfy, mouthwatering pretzel socks. Walk around in style while satisfying your cravings for crunchy deliciousness. Get salty, stay stylish!
Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Design includes birds, feathers, binoculars, and 'Bird Nerd' text.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bird Nerd
$11.00
See every bird in the bush! Strut your stuff in these feather-print socks and you'll attract all the right birdies. Inspired by the world's most enthusiastic bird watchers, these feather-lined 'Bird Nerd' socks are guaranteed to make your feet chirp with happiness. So spread your wings and show off your...
Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the word 'BITCH' in black.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
A pair of dark brown crew socks with a white deer graphic and the phrase 'BUCK YOU'. Gray accents at the heel and toe.
Buck You
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Buck You
$14.00
I'm quite fawn'd of you my deer, but if you are going to be a total jerk to me, you can just buck off! This funny pair of black and gray crew socks features a tough buck head with the phrase "Buck You" below him. Show some sass with your...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and blue cuffs and a vertical wuphf.com logo.
The Office wuphf.com
Crew SocksBioworld
$13.00
The Office wuphf.com
$13.00
If life imitates art and you're a big fan of The Office, then these Wuphf.com socks should be in your shoe-drobe. The color scheme consists of an orange toe, blue heel, and orange and blue striped pattern around the top of the crew-length, men's socks. And in case you were...
White crew socks with red accents. Features a red Chinese takeout-style pagoda image and 'Thank You, Enjoy!' text.
Thank You, Enjoy!
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Thank You, Enjoy!
$15.00
Get ready to put your best foot forward with the Thank You, Enjoy! Crew Socks! With their eye-catching red and white geometric pattern, red heel and toe, and cool pagoda graphic, these socks are sure to make a statement wherever you go. Plus, the fun-loving message "Thank You, Enjoy!" will...
Pair of crew socks with pastel pink, blue, and white stripes and a cool llama graphic that says No Drama Llama.
No Drama Llama
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
No Drama Llama
$12.00
No Drama Llama Socks: Cause who's got time for sock drama? These socks show off a chill llama with the words "No Drama for This Llama" so you can stay unbothered and cozy all day. Who needs a llama farm when you've got these fun, novelty socks? Plus, with reinforced...
Pair of white crew socks with a lavender and black band reading 'GAY'.
Gay
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Gay
$13.00
Pride month? Nah, they're Gay every month. Reach your peak pride in these quarter length socks featuring bold white with purple stripes and the word "GAY" in purple block letters across the top. Perfect for men and women who are down for a good laugh at the average sock.
A pair of white crew socks with a black 'Iconic' logo and mint green heel and toe.
Iconic
Crew SocksK Bell
$15.00
Iconic
$15.00
Why settle for boring socks when you can have ICONIC socks? These white, black, and green socks feature the word "iconic" written vertically in big, bold letters. Whether you're hitting the gym or just running errands, these socks will let everyone know that you're an icon in the making.
A pair of white crew socks with a playful pink and yellow 'Out of Office' graphic. The socks have ribbed texture and subtle branding.
Out of Office
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Out of Office
$8.00
Put your best foot forward (literally) with our Out of Office socks for women. These crew-length socks are soft, cozy, and feature a bold, white design with the words "Out of Office" emblazoned across them. Whether you're actually out of office or just dreaming of a tropical vacation, these socks...
Pair of white crew socks.  Features 'Sounds Gay, I'm In!' in rainbow text and a scattered pattern of red, yellow, purple hearts.
Sounds Gay, I'm In!
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sounds Gay, I'm In!
$12.00
Embrace your fabulousness with these outrageously delightful 'Sounds Gay, I'm In!' socks! Sprinkle your feet with rainbow-colored hearts and a bold declaration of gay pride. These socks are the perfect accessory for any LGBTQIA+ fashionista looking to add a touch of humor and activism to their wardrobe. So, slip into...
Pair of white crew socks with red and teal stripes.  Features a graphic illustration of a stubborn-looking woman with the words 'Stubborn as Fuck'.
Stubborn AF
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Stubborn AF
$12.00
Stubborn women rule the world. Show off your unwavering stubbornness with these "Stubborn AF" socks with a fun repeating pattern of a headstrong, red headband-wearing woman winking at you. The word "fuck" is boldly written below her in black letters. The crew socks have red and white striped cuffs. Strut...
A pair of dark brown crew socks with a white eye chart pattern printed on them. The text includes letters and symbols typical of eye exams. 'K.BELL' is visible on the bottom.
Eye Chart
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Eye Chart
$14.00
These aren't your average socks. The 'Eye Chart' socks are dark brown crew socks with a playful eye exam chart printed on them. The visible portion shows a classic eye chart pattern in white against the dark brown background. A small 'K.BELL' is shown on the bottom of one sock....
Pair of white no-show socks with pink accents. Features a repeating 'Talk Birdie' text pattern and small colorful bird icons.
Talk Birdie No Show
Ankle SocksK Bell
$10.00
Talk Birdie No Show
$10.00
These 'Talk Birdie No Show' socks are pretty cute. They're mainly white with a pink heel and toe. The visible part shows a repeating pattern of 'Talk Birdie' text in a pastel color scheme along with small, colorful bird-like icons. The text is partially obscured in places, but you get...
Pair of white crew socks with blue Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. logo and text.  Features the company slogan and paper product details.
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co
$15.00
For anyone who knows their paper, or at least knows a good office comedy, these socks are a must-have. They feature a crisp white base with bold blue accents on the cuffs and toes. Visible on the upper part of the sock is the classic Dunder Mifflin logo in black...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
My Cat Is My Therapist
$13.99
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
Pair of white ankle socks with a black 'Snob' logo across the top. Simple, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.
Snob
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Snob
$13.00
Snob socks: The perfect accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. These white socks feature the word "Snob" in bold black letters, so you can show off your personality wherever you go. Whether you're wearing them to a party, a meeting, or just...
Cream crew socks with a brown cuff.  The socks are covered in red 'Fragile' stamps and 'Handle With Care' text with related icons.
Handle With Care
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Handle With Care
$10.00
Treat your toes to a touch of tender loving care with our "Handle with Care" crew socks. Perfect for the lady who's both delicate and daring, these socks come emblazoned with gentle reminders like "Fragile" and "Handle With Care" - because sometimes, the world needs a little warning about your...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal, orange, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Good Moms Say Bad Words' in pink.
Good Moms Say Bad Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Good Moms Say Bad Words
$14.00
Sometimes, being a good mom means keeping it real and letting a few words fly. These off-white crew socks totally get it, sporting the phrase 'GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS' right on the calf. The lettering pops in bold purple and pink, set against cheerful yellow and cream stripes that...
Cream crew socks with orange cuffs and toes.  'Proud Gay Mom' is printed in orange, accented by a rainbow heart border.
Proud Gay Mom
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Proud Gay Mom
$14.00
Love is love, and these socks are here to celebrate it in all its colorful glory. Perfect for the Proud Gay Mom in your life, these gym socks are as vibrant as a rainbow and as cozy as a hug from mom. Made in the USA, these one-size-fits-most socks boast...
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Hot Dad
$13.99
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Cream crew socks with a green Venus flytrap in an orange pot. The words 'HANGGRY' are at the top, and the socks are predominantly brown.
Hangry
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hangry
$10.00
Meet the 'Hangry' socks, where fashion feeds your fun side! These crew-length charmers feature a quirky Venus flytrap illustration, visibly voicing its Hangry status perfect for days when your mood mirrors its munchie-craving message. Ideal for casual outings or making loungewear statements, they bring a bite of humor to your...
Pair of off-white crew socks with a green 'My Garden Is My Therapist' design and light purple and teal stripes.
My Garden Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Garden Is My Therapist
$14.00
There's a certain magic in watching plants thrive under your care, much like having a personal green therapist. Celebrate your love for all things leafy with these delightful socks that proclaim, "My Garden Is My Therapist." Whether your sanctuary is a lush oasis or a cozy nook of potted plants,...
Pair of white crew socks with green and navy blue stripes and 'GOLF NERDS' written on them.
Golf Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Golf Nerd
$14.00
Golf is as much about style as it is about skill, and for those who know the difference between a birdie and a bogey, these socks are your new best friend. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a clever pun as much as a good swing, these Golf Nerd socks feature...
Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$14.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with brown and red stripes and an 'I Heart Beans' graphic.
I Heart Beans
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Beans
$14.00
Beans: the musical fruit, inspiring both culinary and sartorial creativity! It's time to embrace your love for legumes with these delightfully quirky socks. Whether you're a fan of lima, fava, pinto, or refried, these comfy crew socks are here to declare your bean devotion in style. Made in the USA,...
A pair of cream crew socks with brown bean characters wearing sunglasses. The socks have a 'Cool Beans' text and brown cuffs.
Cool Beans
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cool Beans
$12.00
Kick back and relax with these Cool Beans socks, they are sure to put a smile on your face and those around you. Grab your shades and strut your stuff showing off these white socks with brown tops featuring a pattern of cartoon beans chilling out. If you're looking for...
Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
They say behind every successful woman is a trophy husband, but who says you can't be successful and have one, too? These Trophy Husband socks are a fun and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for the man in your life, whether he's a stay-at-home dad, a corporate titan, or...
Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Feature various potted plants and the phrase 'F*ck people, I prefer plants'.
I Prefer Plants
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Prefer Plants
$10.00
Get ready to add a touch of green to your everyday wardrobe with our "I Prefer Plants" socks! Picture this: white socks with a vibrant green cuff and a cheerful pattern of potted plants adorned all over. As if that wasn't enough, these socks make a bold statement with the...
Pair of cream crew socks with a repeating pattern of brown beans wearing sunglasses.  Text 'Cool Beans' is featured on the socks.
Cool Beans
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cool Beans
$10.00
Be the coolest bean in town with these Cool Beans novelty socks! They may be white and brown, but they're guaranteed to add a pop of color and personality to your step. The cartoon beans can handle anything with their shades on and the words "cool beans" cheerfully written on...
Cream crew socks with brown heel and toe. Features chocolate bar graphics and the text 'Chocolate is cheaper than therapy' and 'Chocolate fixes everything!'
Chocolate
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chocolate
$10.00
Calling all chocoholics! Treat your feet to a sweet adventure with our Chocolate Crew Socks! Adorned with white socks, brown polka dots, and the uplifting messages of 'Chocolate is cheaper than therapy' and 'Chocolate fixes everything!', these socks will satisfy your cravings for fashion and fun.
Pair of crew socks; one yellow and black pencil-themed, the other white with light blue notebook stripes. Fun and quirky design.
Pencil & Paper
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Pencil & Paper
$13.00
Take notes kids! It's hip to be square especially when you're rocking these funny novelty pencil and notebook paper socks! Wear these and be the envy of students or coworkers everywhere. With these you'll show them you can school them in just about anything. These pair of mismatched socks feature...
Pair of white crew socks with a vibrant yellow, green, and blue 'F*** YOU' design.  Features blue and yellow accents at the heel and toe.
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
$13.00
Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Pair of black and white crew socks with 'I'D FUCK ME' vertically printed. Features black and white stripes.
I'd Fuck Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'd Fuck Me
$14.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...