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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Pair of pastel yellow crew socks with a cool pickle graphic and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.  Small yellow dots are scattered across the sock.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks are sure to add some flavor to your sock drawer! Made for women, these crew socks feature a bright yellow base with black toes, heels, and cuffs covered in white polka dots. Standing out on each sock are the words "I'm Kind of...
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Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
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Pair of crew socks; green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats; red and black accents; 'Baaaa humbug!' text.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bah
$11.00
Adorned with white sheep donning festive red Santa hats, these socks are the perfect contradiction to holiday cheer with a cheeky "Baaa...Humbug!" message woven in. Forget silent nights—these socks are for bold statements and playful pokes at tradition. Red cuffs, black heels, and toes add just the right amount of...
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Pair of navy blue crew socks with a snowflake and 'Let It Snow' design in blue, white, and gold text.
Let It Snow
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Let It Snow
$11.00
Escape those frosty tootsies with a pair of Let It Snow ¦Somewhere Else novelty socks. These blue crew socks have a pattern of snowflakes and the words "Let it Snow" in gold and green, with the cheeky addition underneath of "somewhere else" in parentheses. A perfect gift for anyone who...
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Pink crew socks with black cuffs.  The socks have a fun design with various small icons, stars, and the words 'Chaos Coordinator' in a speech bubble.
Chaos Coordinator
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator: Take control of your chaotic life with these vibrant pink socks that'll put a spring in your step! With black toes and heels, they're the perfect blend of fun and fabulous. Join the ranks of the organized, one sock at a time.
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Pair of women's ankle socks in white and pink. Features a golf putting graphic and the text 'Here for the Putts'.
Here For The Putts
Ankle SocksK Bell
$8.00
Here For The Putts
$8.00
Do you golf? If so, completing your outfit with our stylish 'Here For The Putt' socks is a hole-in-one! Featuring a fun pattern of pink and blue golf clubs and balls on a white background, these ankle-length socks for women are sure to make a splash on the putting green....
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Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dirty Words
$14.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
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Black crew socks with a retro alien abduction scene in orange, green, and red. The text 'They're Here!' is featured.
They're Here
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
They're Here
$14.00
If socks could beam you up to another galaxy, they'd be these. These They're Here! socks come with an out-of-this-world bright and colorful UFO scene. Perfect for sci-fi enthusiasts with feet!
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Pair of teal crew socks with a black graphic that reads 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. White accents on the cuffs and toes.
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
$14.00
Imagine if your feet could purr! Well, these are the closest thing you'll find. The toes meow, and the cuffs proudly declare 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. They're like the ultimate feline fashion statement, except your feet will be doing all the talking. These electric blue socks with white...
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$14.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
Horny For Thrift Stores
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For Thrift Stores
$14.00
You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
Pair of teal crew socks.  One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
A Real Bad Ass
$14.00
Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
Crew socks in dark gray with maroon accents. Design includes a wine bottle, corkscrew, corks, and the text 'Relax, even wine has to breathe'.
Relax Even Wine Has To Breathe
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Relax Even Wine Has To Breathe
$10.00
Relax and pour yourself a glass of your favorite red. Put your feet up and slip into these comfy crew socks with red accents and a pattern of corkscrews and corks on a field of black. Show em' off the next time you uncork a bottle and let that wine...
Crew socks in yellow, blue, and green stripes.  A scarecrow silhouette and the text 'I'm Out Standing In My Field' are featured.
Out Standing In My Field
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Out Standing In My Field
$14.00
Bring a smile to your feet and the faces of those around you with these Out Standing In My Field socks! These crew length men's socks feature a playful pattern of scarecrows with bright blue cuffs and brown toes. Perfect for those who love farms, these comfortable socks have 'I'M...
A pair of pink crew socks with a playful dog design. The socks feature an abstract pink pattern and the words 'Stay Pawsitive'.
Stay Pawsitive
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Stay Pawsitive
$9.00
The Stay Pawsitive Crew Socks are the paw-fect addition to any dog lover's wardrobe! With a fun pattern of light pink paw prints, and the words "Stay Pawsitive" in white, these socks will brighten up your day. These cotton, crew-length socks are sure to keep your feet comfortable and stylish....
Pair of blue and beige crew socks with the text 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a retro stripe design.
Dogs Make The World Better
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dogs Make The World Better
$14.00
Blue socks with 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a lighter blue. Don't be a bonehead, wear these socks to show dogs love. Blue socks made for men or women to show your love for paws and claws.
Crew socks in light blue with a repeating flower pattern.  Feature a cowboy cat graphic with the text 'MEOWDY PURRRRTNER'. Red accents on cuff and heel.
Meowdy Purrtner
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Meowdy Purrtner
$10.00
Meowdy Purrtner! These gray socks, with a vibrant red cuff and heel and toe, feature a charming white cat sporting a brown cowboy hat and a fiery red bandana. The words 'Meowdy' and 'Purrtner' accompany this rootin' tootin' kitty in bold brown letters. Slip into these crew-length socks and let...
Pair of crew socks; olive green with a cream-colored top featuring two lambs in a pastoral scene and the text 'Oh, Sheep!'
Oh,Sheep!
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Oh,Sheep!
$9.00
Laugh, bleat, and maa with these oh, sheep! socks. White sheep with black noses and cheeky little mouths are frolicking on a green hill under a bright blue sky dotted with white clouds. These socks are guaranteed to make you smile and brighten even the cloudiest day.
A pair of black crew socks with a fun design.  Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
Cool cats in shades to turn heads and make paws. These blue crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats rocking sunglasses and the words 'Cool Cat' in a repeating pattern. Perfect for cat-loving ladies looking to add some fun and whimsy to their sock drawer!
Pair of black crew socks with an orange and white basketball hoop graphic and the text 'HOOP THERE IT IS'.
Hoop There It Is
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Hoop There It Is
$14.00
They say ball is life, but did you know there's an entire world of baller sock swag just waiting to up your game? Picture this: a pair of black crew socks with "HOOP THERE IT IS" emblazoned in orange and white across the toes, complete with an arrow pointing right...
Red crew socks with a 'This ain't my first rodeo' slogan, cowboy hat graphic, and bandana print.
Ain't My First Rodeo
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Ain't My First Rodeo
$8.00
Howdy, fashion fanatics! Presenting the 'Ain't My First Rodeo' socks a boot-scootin', knee-slappin' addition to your sock collection. These fiery red socks dazzle with a pattern of white cowboy hats and paisley designs, sure to make you the talk of the town. And get this they've got the phrase 'This...
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses.  The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
Crew socks in gray with lime green stripes.  A cartoon avocado with sunglasses jump ropes on the socks.
Avocardio
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Avocardio
$14.00
Adorned with hip avocados sporting sunglasses and jumping rope, these socks are perfect for those who like their style served with a side of whimsy. Featuring sleek green and black stripes and boldly displaying "Avo-Cardio" around the cuff, they are guaranteed to get your feet moving. Whether you're hitting the...
A pair of crew socks in blue and gray. The socks feature a graphic of a beer mug with wheat and the word 'Beergetarian'.
Beergetarian
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Beergetarian
$14.00
Who says beer and socks don't go together? Beergetarian socks combine these two loves with a fun gray and blue striped pattern and yellow letters that proclaim your beer-loving lifestyle. For the ultimate beer lover, these socks will keep your feet happy and hoppy.
Pair of maroon crew socks with teal accents and a retro-style 'Rad Dad' graphic.
Rad Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Rad Dad
$14.00
Celebrate the coolest dads around with our eye-catching Rad Dad socks. These snazzy socks feature bold RAD DAD lettering set against a vibrant red background, guaranteed to add a pop of color and a dash of whimsy to any outfit. Striped with white and teal at the top, they perfectly...
Pair of crew socks. Light blue, green, and red.  'Time To Wine Down' text and vineyard illustration.
Time To Wine Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Time To Wine Down
$8.00
The sun is setting after a long day and it is finally time to wine down. Did we say wine? We totally meant it! This cool pair of colorful crew socks feature a bright yellow sun setting over a heavenly wine vineyard. They make the perfect gift for wine lovers....
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a tan cuff.  The socks feature a graphic of whiskey glasses and the text 'You're Neat!'.
You're Neat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
You're Neat
$14.00
Kick off your boring sock game with these "You're Neat!" whiskey socks! The perfect pick for the whiskey connoisseur or casual whiskey drinker, these blue socks are decorated with whiskey glasses filled with delicious "amber liquid" and the words "You're Neat!" - a fun play on words for neat whiskey....
Pair of black crew socks with brown cuffs.  The socks feature a 'Call of Doody' graphic and a small image of underwear.
Call of Doody
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Call of Doody
$14.00
The Call of Doody socks are a must-have for parents who have a sense of humor about the realities of parenting. These eye-catching black socks with brown trim feature a hilarious graphic of a pair of white underpants with a brown skid mark and the text "Call of Doody." Whether...
Pair of crew socks; navy blue with white great white sharks and red 'You're Great' text.
You're Great
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
You're Great
$14.00
You're Great socks perfectly balance sophistication and fun! These deep-sea blue socks have a pattern of sharks and the text You're Great. These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit, from casual to formal. Each step you take will make a big splash! They're also a great way to show...
Pair of gray and black argyle crew socks. A yellow post-it note on each sock says 'LAWYER UP!' in blue.
Lawyer Up
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Lawyer Up
$10.00
Calling all legal beagles! Assert your fashion dominance with our Lawyer Up socks, featuring a bold graphic of a yellow sticky note emblazoned with the iconic phrase. These gray crew socks are a witty nod to the legal profession, perfect for injecting a dash of humor into your everyday attire....
Pair of cream crew socks with blue, red, and purple stripes and the text 'Ready to Party, I Already Took My Nap'.
Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
$14.00
Get ready to party in these high energy socks that do all the talking so you don't have to! With their electric blue and red stripes and bold "Ready to Party I Already Took My Nap" message, you'll be the life of any shindig. Plus, these socks are just as...
A pair of grey crew socks with red heels and toes, featuring illustrations of tools and the phrase 'Said I'd Fix It'.
Fix It
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Fix It
$14.00
Say goodbye to boring socks and hello to Fix It, the most entertaining crew socks on the market. They're gray with a contrasting red toe and heel and are adorned with a hilarious pattern of tools and nails, along with the words "SAID I'D FIX IT" boldly displayed on the...
A pair of gray crew socks with blue cuffs.  The socks are decorated with colorful illustrations of crafting tools and the text 'Craftiness is Happiness' and 'Crafters Gonna Craft'.
Crafts
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Crafts
$10.00
Who says craftiness can't be cozy? Put on a pair of these "Crafts" crew socks and let your feet enjoy the softest yarns and coolest patterns. With their gray base, blue toes, heels, and cuffs, these socks are like a blank canvas just waiting for your next project. And with...
Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes.  Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
Pair of teal crew socks with a comic-style design.  Features red speech bubbles saying 'TIRED' and 'hungry', and zzz clouds. Red and teal color scheme.
No Rest For The Wicked
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
No Rest For The Wicked
$10.00
So you're feeling a little tired and grumpy? No Rest For The Wicked socks can totally relate! With their bright blue background, colorful speech bubbles that say "I'm so tired," "hungry," "tired," and "zzz," and a red toe and heel, these socks will let the world know how you're really...
Pair of black crew socks with white and light blue detailing. The design features the text 'World's Okayest Golfer' and a golf ball graphic.
World's Okayest Golfer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
World's Okayest Golfer
$14.00
In the world of golf, where precision and perfection are often the holy grail, we present you with a pair of socks that dare to embrace the beauty of imperfection. Meet the World's Okayest Golfer socks, a celebration of those who hit the ball as much as they find it,...
Pair of navy crew socks with light purple cuffs, featuring gray sharks and the text 'You're Great' in pink.
You're Great
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
You're Great
$9.00
Unleash your inner ocean queen with our 'You're Great' women's crew socks! These socks are like a party under the sea, featuring a vibrant pattern of sharks and bold text 'You're Great' on the leg. With purple toes and heels, these socks are sure to make a splash wherever you...
Pair of women's crew socks in sage green.  Features a retro illustration of a woman looking in a mirror and the text 'It's so hard being me!'
Hard Being Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Hard Being Me
$10.00
Anyone who's ever found themselves mirroring a melodramatic sigh can now wear their heart on their sleeve or rather, their sass on their feet. These vibrant green "Hard Being Me" crew socks sport a charming illustration of a woman eye-rolling at her reflection. Adorned with the words "It's So Hard...
Pair of crew socks in dark teal with a pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves wearing sunglasses and giving peace signs.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peace Out
$14.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
Pair of grey crew socks featuring a whimsical pasta pattern and the text 'Penne For your thoughts' in light blue.
Penne
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Penne
$14.00
Pasta al dente! Strut your love for pasta and puns in these inspired gray Penne socks! Adorned with a pattern of delectable penne and the phrase "Penne For Your Thoughts," they're sure to inspire compliments and maybe even cravings from fellow Carb-oholics. Don't be surprised if someone asks if they...
Brown crew socks with colorful donuts and sprinkles. Text reads, "Donut Judge Me!"
Donut Judge Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Donut Judge Me
$10.00
Who doesn't love donuts, right? Donut Judge Me socks are the sweetest way to tell the world to lay off. A pair of soft, cozy crew socks for women in a light brown color features a funfetti donut pattern. The socks are topped off with a fun, bright pink and...
Crew socks in blue, orange, and brown. One sock has horizontal stripes, the other has polka dots. Both socks feature a speech bubble saying 'This is why I'm single'.
This Is Why I'm Single
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
This Is Why I'm Single
$13.00
Who needs love when you can have these socks? The This Is Why I'm Single socks are a fun and lighthearted way to let people know that you're not looking for a relationship. With their bold yellow, blue, and red stripes and polka dots, these socks are sure to make...
Pair of black crew socks with a red cuff.  The design features a plate of eggs and bacon with the text 'Resting Brunch Face' and '24 hours'.
Resting Brunch Face
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Resting Brunch Face
$13.00
Elevate your brunch game with Resting Brunch Face socks! These comfy crew socks boast a striking black base accented with a vibrant red toe, heel, and top. The real showstopper is the hilarious graphic: a plate brimming with bacon and eggs, topped with the slogan "Resting Brunch Face 24 Hours."...
A pair of cream and mustard yellow crew socks with a fun illustration of succulents, cacti, and the phrases 'Life Succs' and 'Things Succ'.
Succulents
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Succulents
$10.00
Life SUCCS! Things SUCC!... But these socks are still worth every PRICK! A fun, funky pair of crew socks that shout out your love for those tough little plants that brighten up your life. Great for anyone who loves succulent plants, puns, and trendy fashion. Also a great conversation starter!
Pair of crew socks in grey, teal, and orange.  The socks feature the text 'I'm in no shape to exercise' repeated vertically.
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
$14.00
Get ready to kick your feet up or take on the gym with a cheeky twist! Our "I'm In No Shape To Exercise" socks are here to add a splash of humor to your day, whether you're sprinting or just lounging. Decked out in cool gray with snazzy blue and...