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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
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Pair of black crew socks featuring a playful text message design with emojis of a kiss, lipstick, pizza, and a speech bubble saying 'Don't leave me!'
Drunk Food Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$10.00
Drunk Food Text
$10.00
If you've ever sent or received a drunk food text, you know they're a special kind of hilarious. And now, these texts have been immortalized on a pair of socks. The Drunk Food Text Socks come in crew length and feature an array of quotes like "don't leave Olivia II"...
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Pair of burgundy crew socks with a whimsical illustration of a glass of mulled wine and the text 'I need to mull it over'.
I Need to Mull it Over
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Need to Mull it Over
$14.00
"Raise your spirits with our 'I Need to Mull it Over' maroon crew socks! Sip on the warmth and coziness of a mulled wine design in white, with an orange slice and star anise floating in bliss. For the wine enthusiasts who need a reminder to take a moment and...
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Pair of black crew socks with lavender stripes and 'ENFANT TERRIBLE' text.
Enfant Terrible
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Enfant Terrible
$15.00
Laugh in the face of fashion norms with these Enfant Terrible socks, featuring the words "enfant" on the left sock and "terrible" on the right. These crew-length socks, perfect for both men and women, are bold, funny, and just a little bit rebellious. Wear them with your favorite sneakers or...
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Purple crew socks with a whimsical design of cartoon brunch cocktails and the text 'Brunch Buddies'.  They have a subtle shimmer.
Brunch Buddies Shimmer
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Brunch Buddies Shimmer
$13.00
Kickstart your day with a brunch date with three boozy besties a winkin' cup of coffee, a cheeky bloody mary, and a mimosa with a citrusy grin. These shimmery purple crew socks will remind you that life is always better with brunch buddies! They're the perfect accessory for your next...
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Pair of peach crew socks with a light blue sky, sun, and buns design.  Text reads 'Suns Out Buns Out'.
Suns Out Buns Out
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Suns Out Buns Out
$9.00
Suns out, buns out! Rock these crew length socks emblazoned with these cheeky words. Whether you're hitting the beach or just lounging poolside, these orange socks with blue toes and heels will keep your feet cool and comfy while showing off your playful side.
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Crew socks in purple featuring a cat and dog design on a cloudy background. Pastel rainbow stripes accent the cuffs.
Paws + Reflect
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Paws + Reflect
$13.00
Paws + Reflect socks: Mew-ve over boring socks! These crew socks feature two adorable kitties sitting back-to-back, surrounded by a rainbow, clouds, and the words "Paws + Reflect." They're purr-fect for anyone who loves cats and fun socks. Plus, a portion of the proceeds from each sale goes to help...
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Pair of off-white crew socks with teal stripes and red cuffs. Text reads 'Sworn to Fun Loyal to None'.
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
$15.00
From the land of sass and style comes the 'Sworn To Fun Loyal to None' socks. Adorned with slender red and teal stripes and bold red at the toe and heel, these socks embody the perfect mix of sass and spirit. Each pair features the words 'Sworn To Fun Loyal...
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Pair of blue crew socks featuring a cream chihuahua graphic and 'Monday Mode: On' text. Fun, casual style.
Monday Mode, On
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Monday Mode, On
$13.00
Get yourself some Monday Mode, On socks and see if you don't feel motivated even when it's the worst day of the week. Well, that's if you can stay awake long enough to get dressed! The socks are blue, and they feature a cute cat sleeping on a coffee cup....
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A pair of light blue crew socks with a whimsical design.  Small ghosts and speech bubbles, along with a yellow hand giving a 'read' gesture, are embroidered on one sock.
Ghosted Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$10.00
Ghosted Text
$10.00
Wholesome, comfy socks with a haunting twist! These women's crew socks feature three cartoon ghost designs: a beaming smiler, a winking charmer, and a cheeky tongue-twister. Show off your spirited style and embrace the paranormal after all, no one likes ghosted texts! Wear these socks, "boo-tify" any outfit, and prepare...
Pair of lavender crew socks with the text 'There Is No Planet B' in light green.  The 'B' is a pixelated Earth graphic.
There Is No Planet B
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
There Is No Planet B
$8.00
Say hello to "There Is No Planet B" socks! These socks are a lavender dream, featuring "There Is No Planet B" in lime green, serving as a reminder that we only have one home. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of your commitment to protecting our Earth. Plus, they're...
A pair of yellow crew socks with red and white stripes and the words 'EAT ME' in red.  Small logo on the sole.
Eat Me Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Eat Me Gym
$15.00
Feel the burn it's workout time! These in-your-face crew socks will put a pep in your step and a smile on your face as you break a sweat. These socks will have you working out like a boss and looking fly while you're doing it. Get ready to achieve your...
Crew socks in olive green with a playful squirrel design and acorn pattern. 'Let's Get Nuts' text is partially visible.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Let's Get Nuts
$13.00
In this world of nuts, acorns are getting all the attention! Jump on the tree and crack open a few laughs in these "Let's Get Nuts" novelty socks featuring an adorable squirrel stashing acorns away for the winter on one foot, and an all-over acorn pattern on the other, all...
Pair of men's crew socks in red with an illustrated can of 'Whoop Ass' and tools.  Features orange stripes at the top.
Opening Up A Can
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Opening Up A Can
$16.00
Ready to crack open a fresh can of whoop ass? These red crew socks with bright orange stripes at the top feature a can opener design on the front, prying open a can of Certified 100% Organic Whoop Ass.  Wear these sassy socks the next time you need to...
Pair of pastel pink crew socks with an 'Oh, Honey' pixelated message, rainbow, and orange butterflies.
Oh, Honey
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Oh, Honey
$13.00
Say Oh, Honey to these cottony-soft crew socks with rainbow-adorned pixel butterflies. Pair them with your favorite outfit and become a bee-autiful pollinator wherever you go! They're the bee's knees and make great gifts, too.
Grey crew socks with a light blue text message design featuring emojis like a broken heart and poop. The text says 'we broke up!' and 'OMG! JK!'
Dump Him Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$10.00
Dump Him Text
$10.00
Breakup text socks for Women: Keep your feet cozy and stylish with our amusing gray crew socks featuring a hilarious breakup text message exchange and emotional emojis ”a reminder that even the messiest breakups can have an "OMG JK" moment.
Pair of white no-show socks with pink accents. Features a repeating 'Talk Birdie' text pattern and small colorful bird icons.
Talk Birdie No Show
Ankle SocksK Bell
$10.00
Talk Birdie No Show
$10.00
These 'Talk Birdie No Show' socks are pretty cute. They're mainly white with a pink heel and toe. The visible part shows a repeating pattern of 'Talk Birdie' text in a pastel color scheme along with small, colorful bird-like icons. The text is partially obscured in places, but you get...
A crew sock in green with a black cuff. The design features a repeating pattern of the grim reaper tending to potted plants, and the text 'Plant Killer'.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Plant Killer
$14.00
If your houseplants just don't seem to make it past a week, you've found your sock soulmates. These bright green socks feature the Grim Reaper himself, looking rather proud next to a series of potted plants that have clearly met their demise. He's holding his scythe, ready for action, and...
Light beige crew sock with "Mom, you da" in reddish-orange, a black bomb design with orange burst, and pink toe/heel.
Mom You Da Bomb
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Mom You Da Bomb
$8.00
Give a nod to the woman who truly makes things happen. These light beige socks carry the message "Mom, you da" stitched in a bright reddish-orange cursive script on the side facing out. Right beneath that, a black cartoon bomb design is shown, complete with a yellow fuse and a...
Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
Book Bum
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Bum
$15.00
Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
Crew socks in green featuring a Grim Reaper design with potted plants. The text 'Plant Killer' is displayed prominently.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Plant Killer
$12.00
Is your green thumb more like a thumb of doom? Fear not! Our 'Plant Killer' socks add a playful spin to your horticultural mishaps. Featuring a cheeky grim reaper clutching a doomed potted plant, these vibrant green socks with striking black accents are perfect for garden parties or just lounging...
Cream crew socks with a brown cuff.  The socks are covered in red 'Fragile' stamps and 'Handle With Care' text with related icons.
Handle With Care
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Handle With Care
$12.00
Treat your toes to a touch of tender loving care with our "Handle with Care" crew socks. Perfect for the lady who's both delicate and daring, these socks come emblazoned with gentle reminders like "Fragile" and "Handle With Care" - because sometimes, the world needs a little warning about your...
Pair of white crew socks with purple and lime green details. Checkered stripes and 'So Outta Here' text are featured on the socks.
So Outta Here
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
So Outta Here
$15.00
Escape the mundane on the express lane of style with our FINISH LINE collection! These checkered striped socks are your secret weapon against the dull drudgery of everyday footwear. Decked out in white with a splash of green checks crowning the top, they're a clear signal you're miles ahead in...
Single light purple crew sock with 'FEYONC' in yellow letters and a small blue and yellow engagement ring design.
Feyonce
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Feyonce
$8.00
If you've got big news on the horizon or just love a good love story, these socks are a fun pick. They come in a soft, light purple color that feels sweet and cheerful. On the visible side of the calf, you'll see the word 'FEYONCE' in bright yellow letters....
Pair of grey and tan crew socks. Features a turkey with "VEGANS RULE" text. Patterned top and foot sections in black, white, and grey.
Vegans Rule
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Vegans Rule
$14.00
If you’re all about a plant-based life, these socks are right up your alley. They feature a proud turkey on a light tan background, standing tall with its vibrant red wattle and blue head. Underneath, it clearly states "VEGANS RULE" in bold black letters. The leg section also has patterned...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
Pair of light grey crew socks with purple cuffs. Design includes 'Proud Gay Dad' text and rainbow hearts.
Proud Gay Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Proud Gay Dad
$15.00
The rainbow has long been a symbol of diversity and pride, and these socks capture that spirit perfectly. Crafted with care for those amazing dads who proudly love other dads, these unisex, one-size-fits-most gym socks are your new go-to for comfort and style. Made in the USA, the gray cotton...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sugar Mama
$15.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
Pair of blue crew socks featuring a cream chihuahua graphic and 'Monday Mode On' text.
Monday Mode, On
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Monday Mode, On
$16.00
Monday Mode: On socks feature a sleeping cat with a green "ON" button, a friendly reminder that we all have a Monday Mode that needs to be turned on. These comfy, crew-length socks are perfect for those lazy mornings when all you want to do is curl up and snooze.
Black crew socks with a gray 'Screw It' graphic and scattered screw illustrations.  A fun and quirky design!
Screw It
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Screw It
$14.00
This black crew sock lets your feet do the talking. Up top, bold grey letters spell out "SCREW IT" right on the leg. Scattered across the sock's visible side is a playful pattern of grey screws, pointing every which way, some big, some small. You'll also spot tiny grey dots...
Crew socks in green and light blue, depicting a field of grass, flowers, and a butterfly with the phrase 'Touch Grass'.
Touch Grass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Touch Grass
$12.00
In a world where scrolling is endless, these "Touch Grass" socks remind us to step away from the screen and embrace the great outdoors. With a delightful design of lush green grass, vibrant flowers, and a whimsical butterfly, they serve as a gentle nudge to reconnect with nature. Plus, the...
Pair of white ankle socks with a black 'Snob' logo across the top. Simple, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.
Snob
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Snob
$13.00
Snob socks: The perfect accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. These white socks feature the word "Snob" in bold black letters, so you can show off your personality wherever you go. Whether you're wearing them to a party, a meeting, or just...
Pair of navy blue knee-high socks with a whimsical design.  Features small houses, trees, and a burning house with the text 'Bless This Mess'.
Bless This Mess
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$17.00
Bless This Mess
$17.00
Knee high blue Bless This Mess socks splashed with pixelated houses, trees and flames are a fun, stylish way to add a touch of whimsy to your sock drawer. Inspired by the popular meme, these unique socks are sure to bring a smile to your face and those around you....
Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Do Not Disturb
$15.00
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
A pair of black crew socks with yellow and red stripes. The socks feature the text 'KILL YOUR PHONE LIVE YOUR LIFE' in yellow.
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
$15.00
Let's face it, we all need a digital detox once in a while! "Kill Your Phone Live Your Life" socks are here to remind you to unplug and enjoy the real world. Sporting vibrant yellow and red stripes, these bold black socks pack a punch of personality and a touch...
Pair of cream crew socks with brown and pink stripes. The words 'Text Less Hug More' are displayed vertically on the socks.
Text Less Hug More
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Text Less Hug More
$15.00
Bring a sprinkle of warmth and cheeky charm to your daily ensemble with our "Text Less Hug More" socks! Sporting a zesty pattern of white, brown, and pink stripes, these socks shout out a merry and meaningful message with every step. Perfect for cozy evenings, heartfelt reunions, or just rocking...
Pair of grey crew socks with light blue cuffs.  Features small ghost illustrations and a yellow 'boo' message on one sock.
Ghosted Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Ghosted Text
$14.00
Stuck on read, no reply? Turn the tables and be the ghoster with these Ghosted Text socks! Patterned with blue-toed ghoulish apparitions holding cell phones, they'll leave you looking fashionably haunting. Just remember to text back your grandma.
Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Cruises
$15.00
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Divine Bovine
$14.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Cow Tipping
$14.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
Beige crew socks with a pink cuff and small pink hearts.  Black script reads, "Mrs. Always Right."
Mrs Always Right Metallic
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
Mrs Always Right Metallic
$9.00
These Mrs. Always Right Metallic socks are the perfect way to show your mom you appreciate her. The pink and beige socks have 'Mrs. Always Right' printed in silver metallic thread. They're made from a soft, durable fabric that's sure to keep her feet comfortable all day long. Fun fact:...
A pair of white crew socks with navy blue and light green stripes and the text 'Your Phone Is Not That Smart' in dark blue.
Your Phone Is Not That Smart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Your Phone Is Not That Smart
$15.00
Brighten up your day and outfit with our "Your Phone Is Not That Smart" socks! Sporting playful green and blue stripes framing a cheeky message, these socks are perfect for sparking conversations and laughs at tech meetups or casual hangouts. Whether you're making a style statement or just want to...
Cream crew socks with orange cuffs and toes.  'Proud Gay Mom' is printed in orange, accented by a rainbow heart border.
Proud Gay Mom
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Proud Gay Mom
$15.00
Love is love, and these socks are here to celebrate it in all its colorful glory. Perfect for the Proud Gay Mom in your life, these gym socks are as vibrant as a rainbow and as cozy as a hug from mom. Made in the USA, these one-size-fits-most socks boast...
Red crew socks with a possum holding a 'Get Well Soon' balloon, skull and crossbones pattern, and navy blue cuff.
Get Well Soon
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Get Well Soon
$14.00
There's something cheeky about a possum holding a "Get Well Soon" balloon while sidestepping a colony of bats and skull motifs, all on a pair of socks. These whimsical "Get Well Soon" socks are just what the doctor ordered for anyone feeling under the weather. Maybe it's time to kick...
Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Guacamole
$15.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Dig Native Plants
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
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